OMG, talk about restored faith in humanity!!!!!!!!
So yeah....tonight. I gave a dance to this 21 year old, ask him if he wants a second dance. He says yes. I say, OK its another $40.
Him: Well I don't have any money on me right now
Me: Well then, looks like I gotta go punch the card (we have a dumb punch-card system)
Him: But I really want another one. I promise I'll run out to my car to get more money
Me: Yeah right, if you go out to your car you will leave
Him: I promise I won't
I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS get my money up front at this club, because guys here WILL stiff you if you don't, and its not worth the risk. Anytime I try to take a chance on someone, they try to fuck me over. Ugh but he just kept begging and finally I was like, "Fine dammit. I'm going to have the bouncer watch you go to your car then" So I gave him a damn 2nd dance.
Well he pissed me off during the end of the 2nd dance, and asked me to rub his freaking crotch with my HAND!! ("Instead of doing the rest of the lapdance. You know, to make it easier for you"::))
"I don't think so big boy. First of all, time's up, second I don't do that shit"
So I see him go out the front door, and think, FUCK I'm an idiot and I am not getting my fucken $40. Especially since I yelled at him, twice, haha (the 2nd time was seriously warranted though). And the bouncer was busy with some stupid drunk chick, so that whole thing didn't work out. And fuck!! There goes his friend right out the door with him.
So I basically wrote that one off. I was cursing myself so hard and then all of a sudden I see him again with $100 bill asking the cashier for change. So then he walks right up to me and says "So how much is that? $40?" I was like :O:Ouhhhh....yeah! I was so dumbfounded, I just gave him a hug and started clapping. Then I announced to the girls at the counter "Hey you guys....this guy just WENT OUT TO HIS CAR TO GET ME MY TIP FOR HIS DANCES!! AND HE DIDN'T TRY TO BE A DOUSCHE AND SNEAK OUT WITHOUT PAYING!!" and they all started clapping too
"OMG, you just restored my faith in humanity!"
"Oh because I gave you the money? I wouldn't not pay you, I'm not like that"
COMING FROM A 21 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!! GO MY GENERATION!!
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Hey now..that's just the shit.
Good going!!
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Yay! Someone with respect and common courtesy. His momma must've raised him right!
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^ Well... not so much the respect part... lol.. but it was nice of him to pay :)
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Oops... somehow I glazed over the crotch grab request.
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Haha, seriously. Ugh, I'm just in shock he came back!! Most guys who are sleazy like that are also assholes who try to jip you.
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MiragePDX
Oops... somehow I glazed over the crotch grab request.
Haha! It's kinda sad that we're cheering this guy on, like, "Dammit, forget that he tried to get me to be a hooker. He paid me, dammit! What a swell guy!"
:D
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Maybe being 21 he's new to the SC scene and didn't know that asking that was wrong.
Him coming back to pay you gives me hope for the younger generation.
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Dottie Rebel
Haha! It's kinda sad that we're cheering this guy on, like, "Dammit, forget that he tried to get me to be a hooker. He paid me, dammit! What a swell guy!"
:D
Sigh. i think THIS is exactly why i'm so depressed nowadays.
People suck, they really do.
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Dottie Rebel
Haha! It's kinda sad that we're cheering this guy on, like, "Dammit, forget that he tried to get me to be a hooker. He paid me, dammit! What a swell guy!"
:D
Yeah, really.
Look, nobody's trying to grab my crotch except some of the dancers but that's a whole different ballgame. But after ten years I am starting to get cynical about the guys in the clubs. Too many nights dealing with pissed off women who just got groped, licked, bitten, and verbally assaulted. They are like my sisters and I get fucking mad, if that makes any sense.
But why are we congratulating a guy for paying for what he agreed to buy? Because he's 21? Big fucking deal, I wasn't a goddamned thief when I was 21, lol! Not to ruin the humor in the first post, it was well written, and it is sort of funny.
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Djoser
But why are we congratulating a guy for paying for what he agreed to buy? Because he's 21? Big fucking deal, I wasn't a goddamned thief when I was 21, lol!
I completely agree. It's like patting people on the back who say, "Well, I TAKE CARE of my kids!!!", or "I'm not in jail!!". Do you want a cookie?? Extra points? You are SUPPOSED to take care of your kids & stay out of jail, you idiot.
Everyone wants a freakin' award for acting right. ::)
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We're congratulating the guy because he did something that in most people's experience, doesn't happen. You're right, he did what he should. However, most people don't. What would each of us have done in the same spot? Taken the opportunity to save $40? He had a chance to cheat and he didn't take it. In a world of slugs, he deserves an "attaboy.":faint:
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That's so cool. Sometimes the young guys surprise you! I had a similar situation once, was in the CR with a young fella, probably 21 or 22 years old, had been back there with him for a while and he LOVED to do tequila shots. I don't normally do tequila but it kept him back there and spending and happy. Needless to say I was pretty buzzed when the night came to and end, and left a bunch of money sitting on the table next to us (dumbass!)
I realized halfway to the dressing room that I'd left it behind, and was turning around to go back when I saw him chasing me down with the money. He had it in his hand, holding it up going "hey, hey! I have something for you!" I counted it and it was all there, a good amount too like over a hundred dollars. It would have been so easy for him to take that cash and run.