I am trying to strike up a conversation with a guy and don't really know what to say. I want something catchy and unique help?
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I am trying to strike up a conversation with a guy and don't really know what to say. I want something catchy and unique help?
Through texting? I dunno, other than asking them to go out for a drink with you in person!
tell a joke why do mermaids wear sea shells? because b shells are too small and d shells are too big...cheesy but cute eh then ask him out for a date like the second poster mentioned..hey why not cut to the chase?
OMG I LOVE texting!!! I've got tons of funny/cute/witty little things I send or girls have sent me. Of course it all depends on what your personality is like...but what about something like this:
or this?Quote:
Hey! I really miss you and want to see you soon but the dumbass security guard at the zoo won't let me in!! Can you escape?
Quote:
If you're not smiling....you're not thinking of me ;)
( o )( o ) That's what I would do. I'm real mature.
^^^ That zoo joke is really cute btw.
Am I the only one who wouldn't advise sending jokes or FWDs?
I find them annoying. Why not say something light, like, "Hey, what's up?", or, "whatcha got planned this weekend?".
^Nah. I find them aggravating too. I usually don't respond at all. It's so hard to portray silliness over a text. People end up staring at the message thinking, "WTF is that all about?"
Vote for Pick Up the Phone and Call!
I got a text "I freakin luv you!" and it totally made me laugh and smile it was so unexpected.
Random. Random is good. But I'm a spatial thinker like that so that style may not be for everyone..
True story: I woke up to a text "how do you get a butt plug unstuck??". I replied with a LOL because I thought it was just a random awesome text. Later that evening at work I was informed (by the sender) that I am not very compassionate, it turns out she really did have her butt plug stuck.
-E
Short and flirty I'd say, especially if it's been a little while since you last saw him.
"Hey stranger what's going on?" always seems to work for me.
Or a "Hey you" is always casual or flirty.
What did you say? How did it go?
I'm a text person too...but then I have a serious phone phobia and hate picking up the phone to call anyone. I got the BEST text once from a gay friend of mine...as soon as you started reading it(it said something simple like how are you doing today or something)a picture of 2 guys having sex popped up and a LOUD voice yelled out"
OH MY GOD...LOOK EVERYONE...GAY PORN ON MY PHONE...GAY GAY PORN IS ON MY PHONE RIGHT NOW...
Obviously he only sent it to those of us who he knew wouldnt be offended or in a work situation where that would get us in trouble. It was freakin' hysterical!!
^^
Now THAT would be funny.
The gay porn text is one of the funniest ever!
Miss Teazelookijustnowfinallyfiguredoutwhoyourstankbutt was, I was showing respect for that awesome man of yours. I didn't think it would be cool blowing up your phone 24/7 like the old days (I can't believe it's been nearly a year! wtf!)
-E
good suggestions, Here's what i did and it lead to such a HOT conversation
Me: what's for lunch?
he: well what do you want?
Me: IDK maybe a hot body, with a nice washboard and huge biceps you know the total PACKAGE
the conversations was awesome
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