Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
Well, you looked. So am I really to blame?
I used to think the strippers who had badass pole skills had gone through an intense stripper training program, like pole college, and I imagined it being in North Carolina. Kind of like the military has boot camp for a few weeks. Only this would be like tit camp. There would also be a history class on the role that poles have played in Western culture, where you'd learn about the raunchy origins of the May Day pole celebration and study how national monuments are often phallic because of the latent sexual energy in puritanical lands. And how the entire field of rocket science is based on the structure of the penis, and that's why there's so many strip clubs in Houston.
The graduates of stripper college don't receive a diploma--they all get a butterfly tattoo on their bellies so they can identify each other as high flyers and so other strippers know who to go to for pole coaching. Like the Blue Angels, these Purple Butterflies have been setting the standard of excellence, tracing their legacy back to the first women's pole vault event held in the Spring of 1833, when Mary O'Shaunassy had her blouse ripped off by accident during her vault, giving rise to the exotic dance industry of today.
Tuition? Payable with blocks of free VIP time.
Re: Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
You have too much time on your hands. Hehehe. Then again, I must also, since I took the time to read your entire post.
Make this happen. I would attend.
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Re: Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
Re: Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
I would attend...there is sooo much to learn from others
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Hahaha! Thats hilarious, love it!
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Monsieur Le Boob, you have made my evening. I LOLed!! You're a very funny writer.
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Re: Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
too funny your very creative, i would so attend
-Cami
Re: Would you attend pole college? (Not fully accredited)
LOLZ!
Funny stuff but actually there are weekend long Pole Camp training courses out there and pole dance is doing pretty well in the fitness world these days too.
So Mr. boob you aren't that far off the mark with your cute little creative writing assignment :)
And I get the whole butterfly tat but uh... why NC?