Dumbest things you heard recently in the club
Wow...last night I went to work and I really couldn't believe what I heard...
Some girl was talking about how her new apartment has a jacuzzi bath tub and how much she enjoys it. Some asshole chick decided she wasn't going to let her outshine her lol so she says "girl you are stupid! I bet you paid a lot for that too, All I do is take my batter mixer, plug it in, and hang it on the side of the tub in the water and put it on high. Same effect and saves you a lot of money! You need to get like me"
Shortly after... I HAD TO LEAVE! this had to be the dumbiest/funniest thing I have ever heard. I could not stop laughing. I felt bad though. Like maybe I should've told her that if it ever falls in the tub she is going to get electircuted and die...I thought they taught us all that when we were kids...oh well :(
What was dumbest thing you heard recently?
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LOL I wonder how many times she's tried that? ;)
Whatever happened to Overheard in the DR anyway?
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iambonbon05
LOL I wonder how many times she's tried that? ;)
Whatever happened to Overheard in the DR anyway?
Indeed. Let's keep it in that thread. I've shown it to so many of my friends. It's fucking priceless.
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ha ha ha.... omg when I go get ready at work I like to stick my I-pod on and put my ear phones in and listen to music. Costumers do my head in enough I cant listen to some of the girls as well.
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Nuclear Martini
Ummm LOL! Do you think she was serious? There is no way she could be serious
she was very serious that's what made it so dumb and funny
oh and I would've put it in overheard in the dr but the genius that said it was sitting at the bar :( lol
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^^That's ok. there are plenty of on-the-floor stories too.
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The dumbest things always come out of customer's mouths for me.
"You're smart, I mean...Let's be honest, the girls in this club aren't the brightest crayons in the box and that's why they strip" (and that's why you're paying money to see a girl's tits dumbass...)
"I don't like lap dances" (Then why the fuck are you in a strip club?)
"You must make a ton, like 2,000 a night right?" (because this person knows what I make)
The list goes on and on...
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i overheard a guy today ask a bouncer what time the "a team" was coming in? i said excuse me whats wrong with me? he said i havent seen his wife so i havent seen beauty and that he has standards. he was an overweight truckdriver roadie btw and then i saw him getting dances with a few of our less attractive girls. standards huh?
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"Don't vote. No one knows this but if you vote you have to do community service." -- dumb ho
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^^^
maybe she meant jury service.
In England you have to register to vote and then you are eligable to do jury service and there's no gettin out of it x
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elizabeth20042007
"I don't like lap dances" (Then why the fuck are you in a strip club?)
I had some grumpy dumbfuck tell me last night that he didn't like girls. I thought he was being sarcastic but he wasn't. So I asked him if he liked guys (hehe) and he gave me dirty look (he already had one on his face anyway) and shook his head. It was apparent he was a miserable SOB and was just there to attempt to spread his misery amongst us.
I've also been told "I don't like lapdances", "I don't like strip clubs", "I don't like strippers", and now....."I don't like girls"
Priceless.
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I had two 30ish guys at my stage who strait up told me "we like 69" I told them, well you two have fun with that!
also had someone offer me $40 to have sex with him. Or the guys who find out your in school and act shocked OR think your lying.
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jung cheng
^^^
maybe she meant jury service.
In England you have to register to vote and then you are eligable to do jury service and there's no gettin out of it x
yeaaa. its like here in the US too... maybe that's what that dancer was thinking??
I don't know if this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard...but it was weird. last night a guy refused to tip me because I cut him off on the road... when driving.
that shit made no sense.... like how is it that he remembers/recognized me? he was so full of it. >:(
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[QUOTE=Anastacia79;1764732]I had two 30ish guys at my stage who strait up told me "we like 69" I told them, well you two have fun with that!
Lol thats what I woulda said:P
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lol i heard a girl spell "electrocuted" with an I