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Love is where you find it, in this case the ASPCA.
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Here's a funny one!
We are the U.S. Post Office.
Your resources will serve the culture of idle inefficiency.
The distinctiveness of your needs will remain unrecognized.
Resistance is futile.
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Critics had no idea how true their words were when they said Vern Troyer "screwed the pooch" in his latest film role.
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Lipton soon realized their sponsorship of the PPWHL ("Polish Professional Women's Hockey League") was probably not going to pay off.
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Cheer! Fight for the Bright!
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"Although cumberson and hot in side, Julie prefers the the helmet to the paper bag her former jock boyfriend made her wear."
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Monk's Hypocondria somtimes leads to extreme measures to avoid touching any questionable surfaces.
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Dan realizes his colon cleansing therapy has started to work a little too well.
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John just couldn't hide the new "octo-herpes" he contracted from hooker, like the clap.
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Lazarus. You can't have just one.
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Upon her release from prison, Martha Stewart was asked what she missed the most during her incarceration. She smugly replied, "I definitely missed the wiener and have every intention of making up for lost time!"
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Lazarus. You can't have just one.
Jesus? Zombies? Armageddon is here.
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Martha remarks "No more subtle metaphors."
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This leads into the story of why Jessica needed a wig and Sally sits on a rubber donut. Funny. You should here them tell it down at the burn center.
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Sidenote, The snuggy is not recommended for wear around large sudden flames.
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"Forget the beer, I'm gonna light some rear!"