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Make her work for this dollar!
Just wondering if anyone has any advice on how to deal with rude customers!
At the club i work at its compulsary to tip if your sitting at the front of the stage. But every now and then you get the dickheads who say to you "Come back when your fully naked then i'll tip you"" ASSHOLES! I never go back to them obviously but it bugs the crap out of me that they are getting a free show. Also what do you say to someone when they say "Come on show us what you've got" then turn to there mates and say you've got to make her work for this dollar!:(
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"accidentally" knock their drink in their lap.
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Depending on where you work or what you can get away with I tell exceptionally rude custys they have 'bad manners' and leave it at that. It is to the point, wont get me fired and sends them a message that this is an 'adult' club not intended for children. Some men just need to be mothered and they know it too!
When they show me what you've got I open my little dancer bag and show them all the money people have thrown my way. "That's what I got. But I'm not sure that you can afford or handle me." Don't compete but turn their game around on them.
Another good line is "I don't come here to work, I come here to play. What are you here for?"
Cheesy yes. It cuts down on guys being douchey or thinking they are the exception to other patrons in the club.
Don't associate with men who try and compete or make you compete. Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to leave money on the table.
I actually like Elivas answer better than my own. :)
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Stripper Hacks
Another good line is "I don't come here to work, I come here to play. What are you here for?"
I will be using this A.S.A.P! Great line!!!! ;D
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Thanks ladies for the advice really appreciate it.
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One time a guy kept tipping me in singles but only one per song and kept waving them around like they were hundreds and he was the richest guy in there. He followed me to the cage and then kept saying not to worry about all the other customers, that had more money and big bills than ones mind you, and that he had me taken care of. He just kept saying it over and over again and again. I finally told him "No honey, you got me for 3 minutes when you got $20."
He left me alone after that. I hate that make you work for the single bullshit. Dude we are on stage to entertain everyone not just you. If you want me to entertain just you then take me in the VIP.
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ignore ignore ignore and walk away. Tell the next girl as she gets on stage so she ignores them as well.
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Ugh....sometimes if they're really being a dick about it, I pull a dollar from my own garter, roll it up in a ball and flick it at their face. Then I say, that's how much you're fucking dollar means to me, you must need it more than I do. It's always funny when they actually use my dollar to tip the next girl on stage, lol.
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It's so frustrating at times especially when you get fucking idiots that come in and try and ruin your night!
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This happened to me one time....this guy would act like he was going to hand me the dollar, but once I had a hold of it, he would pull it away, saying stupid shit like "You gotta work for this dollar baby!" ugh, puke. I just walked off to the next guy when this happened. The next time I came to him, he did the same thing, so I gripped his shirt collar and whispered softly into his ear, "You need to either tip the entertainers or get your cheap ass back to the bar. See that big friendly-looking guy by the DJ booth? You don't want to meet him." Then I tickled his chin with my finger and walked off. Not shortly after did he put a $5 bill on the stage and leave. Hehe gotta love women empowerment. =) And the bouncers.
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Rockell
Ugh....sometimes if they're really being a dick about it, I pull a dollar from my own garter, roll it up in a ball and flick it at their face. Then I say, that's how much you're fucking dollar means to me, you must need it more than I do. It's always funny when they actually use my dollar to tip the next girl on stage, lol.
bwahahaha...this ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud...i would love to see this in person lol
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Ha ha! That's a good move love it Jaden! Why do customers try and play games, they just end up looking like complete losers! Keep it coming ladies likin your styles ha ha!
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GOD I'm getting irritated just thinking about this! Whenever a guy holds up his stupid fucking dollar and says "work for it," I get really sarcastic and pissy with him. I'll say very loudly, "Ooooh, wow a whole dollar! How very generous of you!" And then I'll either swipe it out of his hand and walk away or flip him off and tell him he's a fucking loser or something to that effect. I have NO patience for these guys, argh!
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ugh idiots. The best is when I dance a little and they say "Thats all I get?". I just look at them and say "Dude. It's a dollar."
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yesterday when it was slow I had a guy doing this to me sitting at a table close to the rack, gawking with his four buddies, tipping less than a dollar per song between them, so I left my panties on
When I got off stage he said "baby I didn't get to see that kitty!" and I said in my sweetest voice, "well if there were more dollars up on my rack maybe kitty would come out to play!"
the next set he tipped a little again but another guy came up and put $3 on the rack so I got fully naked but made sure to stay on the other side of the stage and point my pussy AWAY from rude dude.
he bitched again when I got off saying he even tipped this time! and I just laughed and said, "awww, honey, you have to try harder than that!"
he called me cheap! and his friends laughed and were like "how does that make HER cheap for not getting naked for a dollar?" and one of them handed me a few singles in embarrasment!!
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Sometimes I tell them, "I can't buy anything with that, and neither can you"
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This always pisses me off so much. Like I'm supposed to beg for a dollar! Whenever a guy says that to me I always roll my eyes and walk away and make sure to give everyone around the guy who won't tip lots of attention and make it very clear I'm ignoring him.
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I usually give more of my attention to someone else by the stage who's tipping, as soon as they start with their "what you gonna do for this dollar ma" buffoonary. They usually get the message and save the silly talk for somebody else who seems to have to solely rely on them for tips by the stage.
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I'm all up for informing the next entertainer that they are cheap.
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chris91
ugh idiots. The best is when I dance a little and they say "Thats all I get?". I just look at them and say "Dude. It's a dollar."
"That's all I get?" ... me:"That's all I get??";D
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pixierocksonthepole
"That's all I get?" ... me:"That's all I get??";D
I like this! I'm totally stealing this line from you!! ;)
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bella du jour
ignore ignore ignore and walk away.
this is my main tactic. you can say something calm and classy like "you're being very rude" before doing so, if you really want.. but NEVER show them that they've upset you. guys like that get off on ruffling your feathers. just pretend they aren't even there. i've had guys hold out a dollar for me, and then when i get up to them they "pull it back" and hold onto it as if to say "ok, now show me something". i just look at them and smile and hold my garter out for a second, if i get no response or they say something like "work for it" i just say something like "i already did" or nothing...and i walk away.
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chris91
ugh idiots. The best is when I dance a little and they say "Thats all I get?". I just look at them and say "Dude. It's a dollar."
LOLOLOL.. thats exatly what I say.. "You just gave me a dollar. IT'S A DOLLAR! If this was a $10 or more I would do something special"
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But you know what.. some girls actually will listen to them and start shaking their ass like crazy for a stupid dollar. I can't even look, it makes me gag. They'll shake and spread their legz and put their boobs in the losers face for a FREAKING DOLLAR. WHYY???????
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if they set the dollar down while saying that, i'll smile, take the dollar, and move to another part of the stage. otherwise, if they are holding the dollar out in front of me (douche bags), i'll ignore them.