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I used to send them and their dollar packing but then one day I realized... wait, I do work for dollars! No drunk asshole can belittle me so easily because I have more respect for myself than that, so fuck ya I'll take their dollar.
I'm not going to touch them for it or do anything gross, but if I was planning to take my shirt off for money anyhow, I'm happy to collect from every person in there who wants to give it to me.
I used to think it was a matter of respect. But I respect myself... and their respect is meaningless to me. Completely Worthless. But their money sure as hell spends.
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It depends on my mood, and how slow the club is. Usually I just raise an eyebrow at whichever one of that group is actually paying attention to see how I react, and move on to the next group/guy.
Sometimes, I get snarky, and say "It's a dollar; I don't know what wild trick you expect me to do for that little." or "turn that into a $5 (or $10 or $20, depends on the guy) and maybe you'll see something special."
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Oh my god these are all so good! I swear I'm gonna write 'um down
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I hate these guys. I use the see the big DJ, he doesn't like it when people are rude to his dancers.
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damn, I always think of things "I should have done" after....
last night a custie was sitting at stage, i went danced by him, got onto the ground and turned around backwards and gave him a mini close up show and held out my thong for a tip, and he had the $1 in his hand and he was all "I just sat down"! I did say to him well he chose a stage seat and these are tipping seats. His stupid friend was with him, and listened with amusment. I continued to hold out my g while dancing in front of him (giving him the benefit of the doubt after I nicely and kindly reminded him of where he was sitting.
He continued to hold his $1, so I moved away and ignored him and his friend and my regs came up with some girls to tip me and i showed them all kind of extra love.
WISH I would have given him one of my own $1, and tell him he needed it more than me! (but in a super sweet way. nothing sarcastic...like I really felt bad for him....and haha, he would have looked so stupid in front of his friend and all the other guys at stage who were all tipping!)
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^ i'd grab that dollar out of that mofos hand.
the other night, i had two lovely experiences. one guy was just some clueless idiot who really seemed to expect something. at first i thought he liked me, since he came to the stage when i was there after sitting around the club, but then he put out a dollar and told me to do something. so i picked it up and took it and let him watch how i treated guys who tipped a couple bucks and didn't give me attitude. mostly, though, that just embarrassed me, because i really did think he was into me. oops.
but there was another guy. ewwwwww. one of the cheap old creepy dudes. i don't think he tipped me or anyone else at all. he came in and to the stage during my set and just stayed as long as he could. when he came up to the stage, i went up to him since i assumed he wanted to tip me. nope. he expected a big old kiss on the lips. and he was using that creepy voice that old pervs use, kinda soft like he's trying to get a little kid to touch his dick. like, look dude, i'm sure you were hot shit when you were young, you could probably coerce a bunch of insecure girls to do all sorts of shit, but now you are old and have yellow teeth and bad breath. the good times are dead. didn't say that. just said "i know what kind of guy you are." and walked away.
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but there was another guy. ewwwwww. one of the cheap old creepy dudes. i don't think he tipped me or anyone else at all. he came in and to the stage during my set and just stayed as long as he could. when he came up to the stage, i went up to him since i assumed he wanted to tip me. nope. he expected a big old kiss on the lips. and he was using that creepy voice that old pervs use, kinda soft like he's trying to get a little kid to touch his dick. like, look dude, i'm sure you were hot shit when you were young, you could probably coerce a bunch of insecure girls to do all sorts of shit, but now you are old and have yellow teeth and bad breath. the good times are dead. didn't say that. just said "i know what kind of guy you are." and walked away.
LMAO his creepy "touch my dick" voice....oh do I know that. I tell guys like that they are pervy old losers to their face, they usually love the abuse. I am all like "bad dirty old man not tipping, don't make me spank you!"
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^ man. next time i'll do that.
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Some of you have A LOT more patience than I do! I'll usually roll my eyes the first time and if they continue to do that insanely irritating waving motion with the bill, I'll go over and pretend to give them a little attention ... but oops clumsy me, I usually end up kneeing them in the groin or kicking them in the shin or something equally unbecoming of a young lady ;)
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I've heard tell of a dancer at the club I work at swiping a dollar from a customer, tearing it up, and throwing the pieces back at him. From what I heard, he went to the back, until all the other girls told him "If you can share, you can stare." He got the idea he wasn't welcome.
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I've had this happen a lot. Drives me insane!!!! Worst one I had, I was working in Charlotte and all these girls were putting their MOUTHS on this one loser's dick through his pants FOR A DOLLAR! He came up to my stage expecting the same thing from me. He gave me the dollar like it was an offering of gold, I blew in his ear and walked off. He caught me later and said "All the other girls kissed my dick for their tip." I just said "Dude, I'm not kissing anyone's dick for a damned dollar." Needless to say, I don't dance in Charlotte anymore.
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These are all really great responses!!
Mine is:
Guy: you've got to work for this dollar
Me (sarcastic fake shock); Wow, down payment for my Lamborghini. How can I EVER thank you?
Their friends always laugh and they feel embarrassed for being cheap.
On the opposite end I go to every guy, lean in front of him and stare him in the face and just say "give me some money!" and for some reason it works with 99% of guys!
They seem to think my cheekiness is cute. so you can use rudeness both ways. :-\
The girls who work their asses off for $1 are crazy. They'll turn around and pop and do all that and then thank the guy for the lousy $1 he gave them like it was $100. Once you do that once he's going to expect you to jump hoops for it like some kind of dog every time you go to him for a dollar.
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If a guy is giving me hard time about a dollar.... i just pick up their drink and throw it out. I'm sure their next drink costs more than a dollar. ;)
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Whenever I feel I've been cheaply tipped and/or ignored on stage, I hold up my cash and loudly say to the next girl, "Awesome! I can go home now!::)"
For any others who want to complain about tipping or think they're going to get something for nothing, I say, "Hon, around here you've got to pay to play!";)
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Brooke
I used to think it was a matter of respect. But I respect myself... and their respect is meaningless to me. Completely Worthless. But their money sure as hell spends.
I love this. That's it exactly, very well said.
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I love all your input ladies, im sure gonna use a lot of it :D Thank yous
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Whenever I feel I've been cheaply tipped and/or ignored on stage, I hold up my cash and loudly say to the next girl, "Awesome! I can go home now!::)"
AAAhhh ;D! Love that! Rofl.
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These are all really great responses!!
Mine is:
Guy: you've got to work for this dollar
Me (sarcastic fake shock); Wow, down payment for my Lamborghini. How can I EVER thank you?
Their friends always laugh and they feel embarrassed for being cheap.
On the opposite end I go to every guy, lean in front of him and stare him in the face and just say "give me some money!" and for some reason it works with 99% of guys!
They seem to think my cheekiness is cute. so you can use rudeness both ways. :-\
The girls who work their asses off for $1 are crazy. They'll turn around and pop and do all that and then thank the guy for the lousy $1 he gave them like it was $100. Once you do that once he's going to expect you to jump hoops for it like some kind of dog every time you go to him for a dollar.
This is one of my main gripes!
Dood, it's a friggin dollar! if a guy that is holding a dollar up and says to me " You have to work for it" I reply with, " No I don't" and walk off. Leaving them standing there looking like an idiot.
Don't disrespect me. I'm not a trained dog and I am working because the only boobies that he will see that are as beautiful as mine are in the sticky pages of his naughty men's magazine.
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I heard a customer tell another guy "if you dont tip them on stage they come and sit with you" I busted out laughing!! I might after I have already gone to the guys that did tip me. but He comes into the club alllll the time and he sit with guys that he knows and they spend money so we do sit with them but he keept tryning to holler at me to come over and I just said. If you dont tip them they will come sit with you, and he was soo mortified. it was great
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I would tell him if he did not get my money I would get my manager... I did two dances for this guy, and he gave me a 5$ bill.. straight up.. he was like sit with me for a while.. and he was a creep.. so I was like Im sorry I have to get ready to go on stage.. and he did not want to give me my money.. thank god my manager was sitting behind us and I got him to come over there and he was like you dont want to pay her... then come sit at the bar, while we call the police .. it took him a min but he gave me my money and I guess he was emmbarrassed and left.. I was pissed but glad my manager could help
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I hate those type of custies too Uhg!!
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Haha! I actually had a fat white guy with a black guy with dreads pull the "you gotta work for this" shit.
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OMG, that vid clip was so cute, one of us should try that sometime with this cheap ass guy, and then like totally freak out that we got that ONE DOLLAR. Then laugh our asses off. The cheap dude would b lik ummm...? Cuz they know they are being cheap :P