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-First time you witness a fight between dancers in the dressing room-with wigs literally flying off their heads.
-First hit of weed, then being crazy paranoid for two hours and vowing to never ever do it again.
-First dancer friend who isn't really a friend, she just wants to use you as a ride home, or to borrow your powder.
Yeah I'm a 2 month newb. Every shift is a lesson learned!
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-First time being violated by female custies (the older lady whose tube dress went up and down at the same time, with no bra or panties :O)
-First time buying heels and lingerie-in-a-box at a sex shop and being asked if I want a stripper discount card
-First time putting vodka in a water bottle to drink at work (we're not allowed to drink unless we buy it ourselves at the bar or go to VIP... boo!!)
-First time mistaking a butch-y lesbian for a man and asking her for a dance (women custies kind of terrify me)
-First time having my girl parts groped by other girls
-First time having someone make it rain in $20 bills (I think he was too drunk to know the difference... but it was AWESOME!)
-First time being dragged into a bathroom stall with a drunk female custy (seriously wtf)
-First time letting a homeless stripper live with me
All I can think of for now!
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I've been dancing for almost 10 years now, so I've got a TON of these lol *deep breath* (And sorry about none of the stage name snafus...is why I picked my real first name as my stage/porn name lol)
first (time)...
...working through a pair of shoes (yes, they broke)
...making (Not taking home, tho) $1000
...tipped $100
...trying a pole trick
...a customer came on me
...a customer whipped his dick out
...a customer propositioned me
...I fell on stage (someone had dripped alcohol meant for the rag on the stage)
...going out of town to dance
...someone tried to finger me during a dance
...a customer tried to bite my ass (I ended up giving him a broken nose cuz he clamped down so hard I had teeth marks for two days)
...I left my garter on after leaving work
...I had a stalker customer
...a customer came up to me OTC
...working during Super Bowl
...I never went on stage due to being busy in the back
...getting so drunk I got sent home from work (not one of my shining moments)
...I had to exit stage right during a set cuz my period soaked thru my tampon
...gift from a regular
...regular custie, for that matter
...I got two VIPs in a row with the same guy
...arrest for dancing (stripper bus at rayjay back a few years ago lol- was merely harrassment, I wasn't doing anything illegal)
...doing a bachelor party dance on stage
...putting on fake lashes
...making less than $50
...lending an outfit to a girl and not getting it back
...learning what all these girls do at work or OTC (was very naive at 19)
...SEEING another girl doing extras while I'm trying to do a legit dance AND my custie asking if he could get that too
...working til close
...losing a champagne room (apparently I wasn't blonde enough for them)
...all expenses paid shopping trip
...giving one custie dances for 45 minutes straight....my abs HURT the next day lol
...champagne room
...dating a custie (met him on an out of town gig and we just clicked...was a small town and we're still going strong 7 months later)
...hearing "I'll be right back...have to get more out of my car" and watching them drive off...on their motorbike
...putting my work outfit on with heels already on
...my purse was stolen (new phone, $450 and much more and it was a CUSTOMER who did it!)
...selling/buying outfits off of/to other dancers
...listening to a song on the radio and going "that would be great to dance to"
...looking at an outfit for it's dance club potential rather than bedroom lol
...kids I went to high school with found out what I'd been up to after graduation LOL (the guys loved it, most of the girls were either horrified or envious)
...watching mother and daughter dance on stage AT THE SAME TIME
...in a magazine spread
...being asked if I could be paid for dances in something other than money (I've been offered weed, coke and, for some reason, a guy's honda)
...knowing I'd made enough to be able to put 20% down on my house :D (happy day!)
...real stripper outfit...though most of my current ones are cobbled together from VS panties and wet seal tanks
...slept with a dj or bouncer
...came into a club as a customer..ish (have been into clubs for the past 5/6 years in Tampa as part of the Nightmoves Caravan)
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Not really a funny one, but...
Starting at your second club ever.
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First time dreaming about work -- took almost a year! At least it was a good dream, about making lots of money...
First time seeing a girl change a tampon in the dressing room, in front of 3 other girls, while talking to her b/f on her cel.
First time slapping a customer at the rack, then having that customer decide he was in love with me and buying dances all night.
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I want to bring this thread back!
An exciting milestone for me was giving my first lap dance to a woman. She was really beautiful and actually interested in me, too! (as opposed to just being there with her boyfriend)
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First time getting a hotel room key. Happened tonight and he was ALL kinds of hot. Damn my overdeveloped conscience and impenetrable integrity!!!!
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First time seeing girls do the pussy check in the mirror before heading back on the floor after going to the washroom.
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First time...
*getting a joint thrown on my stage
*$1000 club
*witnessing a huge barroom brawl that was so big a random customer jumped up on the stage, ran across it, and dove INTO said brawl
*dancing for a vice cop (not funny but it happens)
*seeing another dancer practice yoga naked in the dressing room
*falling onstage
*receiving nice gifts from customers ( everything from a national geographic DVD box set about lions to a LV handbag)
*performing inverted pole tricks
*working on a spinning pole
I'd like to have the "I danced for /got rained on by a celebrity" milestone. And actually have it be a cool experience.
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chris91
I think I've hit the falling on stage milestone about 110 times.
yep me too
the first 2k in a night (ony has happened a few times), i have a dream of some night making 4k or 5k
being found out by family was the worst one by far
the first time seeing people I knew at the club, teachers/people I graduated with
the first time i bumped into a girl i worked with when we were both out to eat with our familes
the first time I saw a girl ODing in the dressing room, the saddest
the first time I left my 'home' club and branched out
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i've hit pretty much all milestones but i want to retire next year and still need to:
-break $2,000 in one night
-get rained on in 20's or higher
-get rained on $1,000
-get a good sugar daddy