If Strippers Ruled the World ... CSPAN would be the highest rated channel on TV
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If Strippers Ruled the World ... CSPAN would be the highest rated channel on TV
People would no longer have to ask what Supreme Court Justices wore under their robes.
Poeple would only be allowed to fight in dressing rooms, and the winner would be the person who yanked out the most hair by the root.
Sweatpant boner man would be banned from SC's.....
Phil.
Buy one get one free would apply to most everything ..
Ladies night would take on new meaning.
Social security and medicare benefits would kick in at 35.
Day care centers would be Day/Night care centers
everyone would always has change for at least a twenty
Vegas would become the nation's capital
every high school would have a pole dancing team... which would be way more exciting than watching high school football
convenience stores would have an "emergency dance wear" section
It will be common for everyone to pick up something dropped on the floor without bending the knees.
The most influential labor union in the world would be Stippers Local 69.
The interior of the presidential limo would look like this ....
http://www.insanelimos.com/wp-conten...o-andre015.jpg
...wages for middle class men such as myself would rise so I can afford SC's 5-7x a week.
Everyone paid in TIPS....no more paychecks :D
....pills would come in tic tac dispensers...
There'd be a pretty girl discount (like a student or senior discount) at movies, museums, etc.
Body Glitter would become acceptable as formal wear.
If Strippers ruled the world....
...Debates and elections would be bigger events than the Superbowl....
...work would be a lot more flexible for everyone; no schedules...
...Most men would be more interested in Politics than in sports....
...businesses would even be open at 3 AM...
...there would be no more morning rush hour, most people would work much later!
...many more things would be legal than there are now...
...everyone would be having too good of a time to worry about fighting wars....
I am out of ideas, but I hope these brighten everyone's days!
Congress would only be in session three shifts per week from 7PM to 2AM.
- Pleaser's, Ellie Shoes, Tony Shoes & Lucious would take the place of Nike, Reebok, Converse & Addias as being the most commonly marketed footwear.
- Top Dancers would get platform shoe endorsements like athletes get sneaker endorsements
- New Balance would begin to manufacture plaform shoes that fit all sizes and widths (including all hald sizes!)
Banks would create ATMs able to handle deposits of large stacks of $1's
(Actually I think B of A has already started to install ATMs that take direct cash deposits, but then again I've yet to attempt a deposit of $500 in $1 bills. Heh.)
The Earth's north and south poles would be sponsored by Lilmynx & Platinum Stages
There would be no national debt, and the federal budget would be in balance as those in control are used to only paying for what they can afford in cash. Heh.
(Conversely, if there was a national debt, it would be tracked in the number of dances and champagne rooms needed to pay it off.)
The Statue of Liberty would be wearing something far more interesting than a toga.