Engineers in New York, Chicago, Taipei, Kuala Lampur, Singapore, Dubai, Shanghi & Hong Kong would all be competing to build the world's tallest stripper pole.
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Engineers in New York, Chicago, Taipei, Kuala Lampur, Singapore, Dubai, Shanghi & Hong Kong would all be competing to build the world's tallest stripper pole.
Daylight savings would get shifted about 5 hours instead of just 1.
Zoning laws would be drastrically ammended allowing clubs to be in the best parts of town.
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Exotic Dancing experience would be a highlight on a resume.
ESPN69 would provide coverage of every major pole dance competition.
The 401SC plan would be created to allow pretax contributions from one's paycheck directly into a SC spending account.
All street lights, traffic lights and road signs would be placed on top of poles no more than 2" in diameter.
Blacklights and neon lights would become the norm in most buildings
Lapdances would become an acceptable form of currency
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I like the way verfolgung has single handledly kept this thread alive.
Every year all female workers would get ...
18 paid holidays
2 floating holidays
8 weeks of paid vacation
10 sick days
84 personal days ;)
There would be a LONG line of extraterrestrials asking to be "taken to our leader".
Home listings would include # of bedrooms, # of bathrooms and # of poles.
The world would be a better (and prettier) place.
;)
I would finally get a tax credit for all the tuition i have been paying
Since most people now have cell phones, obsolete phone booths in bars, restaurants, hotels and airports would get repurposed as public lapdance stalls.
June 9th would be a national holiday dedicated to dancers.
There would be a federal maturnity leave fund
There would be a federal grant to research and develop a hygenic self cleaning pole.
Any SC with a second floor would be required to have elevators or escalators, especially for going down.
Only half of Congress would show up....and only then half would still arrive 2 hours after their scheduled arrival time.
Oh wait, that happens already.
Maybe it's coming true....ugly white men with stripper mentality.... MIND BLEACH NEEDED
The walls of the oval office would be mirrored.