Parents all over the world would be disappointed when they learn tht their daughter was only telling them that she was dancer as a cover for her office job.
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Parents all over the world would be disappointed when they learn tht their daughter was only telling them that she was dancer as a cover for her office job.
On election night the polls would stay open until 2 AM.
(and the phrase would take on a whole new meaning.)
Dressing your sluttiest/skankiest.... & No one would give a flying F.
Oh and platforms would never go out of fashion...
Oh! and shopping in costume/stripper shoe stores would be a breeze, cos they would be inexpensive cos they would be everywhere!!
Items like babywipes, makeup remover and tampons wouldn't be hidden away in a corner of wal-mart, they would be in the very front.
also, those little last minute items in the aisles? instead of candy bars, they would strictly have things like razors, body spray and 5 hour energy
Women would be wearing 8 inch clear shoes on modeling runways... oh wait! ::)
It would be acceptable to make large purchases in ones, fives, and tens.
Banks would have Stripper hours (1AM to 2PM)
Pageants would have a Pole dance competition, and Stripperwear would replace the Evening dress. Bonus points for original features worthy outfits.
The Stripper Union would rival the UAW.
Politicians (beside the French) would be competing to have the better Stripper on speed dial.
Strippers would be part of the State dept Protocol office.
Betty Paige would have her own Dollar coin.
I thought strippers did rule the world...?? hmmm
Lapdances would become an acceptable form of currency[/quote]
awesome... it'd be nice to pay for your groceries in lapdances...lmao
the world would be a lot more fun!:)
local mcdonads and starbuck doing delivery
banks open till 6-7pm
men getting a separate paypacket for lapdance expenses
research into cheap and painless laser hair removal
a broken nail enough to qualify for a medical certificate and mestruation as paid sick leave
free salon blowdries and fake tan booths
sweatpants boner man would be wanted by the fbi to be drawn quartered and pissed on
complementary limo service between salon, shopping mall and club trips
dancers receiving a good hourly wage plus commission from dances, all the tips minus tipouts and fees
stripping and pole dance would be a normal part of classical ballet and opera performances with wet tshirt contests in the intermission
stairs would be replaced by esculators
xanax in tictac boxes at the local servo
dancers boyfriends having special employer permission to do evening shifts to nurture relationships and spend daytime together
daytime tv would be far more interesting with exotic star, miss pole and makeup tutotial screenings.
all i can think of atm