Girls 8 months pregnant on stage.
Dollar drink cards.
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Girls 8 months pregnant on stage.
Dollar drink cards.
"Your nose grazes a guys collar only to go numb. Then you notice he is covered in a suspicious white powder" - Quoted from a Coworker who is also a SW Junky.
A dancer wears a court mandated ankle monitor.
The "VIP Room" has a leaky ceiling and wet floors
So after over a year of lurking, this thread gave me the inspiration to make my first post ever. I'm Marilynxoxo's roommate, and the co-worker she mentioned whose nose went numb. Not only was working at this club my first experience with cocaine contacting a mucous membrane, but also with the joys of head lice!
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/x...ixon/ridex.jpg
I'm posting this with a head full of FUCKING LICE SHAMPOO. Seriously. WTF.
Oh, and it was my first time falling from the top of a club ceiling... the molding was old and crumbly, and broke while I was hanging from it.
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http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/inde...ageID=50516819
After falling to my doom, a guy at stage actually had the nerve to ask if I gave head. In total seriousness. Talk about insult to injury.
Do I win?
^^^^ Wow you are wayyyy too pretty for head lice and falling ceilings. Big hug. Lice are the most disgusting creatures ever.
You know the lice thing is one of my biggest fears. We're so close to ppl and that freaks me out worse than anything.
You poor thing! :hug:
Ohhh jesus. Lice?
(Ohhay, you remind me of my ex... ;))
That never even occured to me as a possibility.
Lilynixon,
One...you are beautiful.
Two...yes, you win.
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The VIP room gets turned BACK into a storage closet because all the locals think it's too expensive for 'just a dance.'
I love my dive bars too :)
I knew I worked at a dive because...
The stage was sooooooo dirty and they'd never clean it that when you did floor work you'd end up with dirt all over your knees, or if wearing stockings they'd be all dirty and nasty right away...
One of the girls prided herself on "having her way with the truckers"
The owner made you pay basically half for everything, and wouldn't even give you free water to drink while on shift
My friend and I were the more attractive girls in the club and would always get bypassed for the nasty looking girls
The VIP looked more like office cubicles
and finally, this is how I know I worked in a dive...
The dancers would take naps on the VIP couches and have the DJ wake us up when customers came in since the club was so dead!
the vip rooms are the same as the nude rooms, except all the tables in the vip rooms are broken so basically they are shittier then the nude rooms, oh wait nevermind, the tbales are broken in the nude rooms too and outside it says, newly renovated vip rooms.
the air coming out of the ceiling is shooting out dust bunnies on girls heads !
good times
When the lap dance couches are cheap, cheap, cheap furniture that has stuffing pouring out all over the place.
When the pole's are really scaffolding bought off a building site and bolted to the stage!
When your VIP rooms are called "booths." Sorry, I think that is tacky, and girls actually call it that to customers. Furthermore, these "booths" are closets with two chairs facing each other, blocked off by a shower curtain.
The club's pole is portable, but not by design.
Girl's response to being asked for a VIP dance "Daddy can't we do that at home?"
Busiest day in the club is the day the Welfare cheques get delievered.
Only thing that works in the club is the condom vending machine, as it is the big money maker.
My recent "dive" experiences:
The chairs are made from those old milk cans once found on the front porches of homes. They've been spray painted black and a leather cushion add to the top.
http://www.jameschristen.com/StoryImages/MilkCan.jpg
The dance booths have car stereos installed with a chain from the wall to the remote control. You are expected to have your own CDs and the CD players skip continuously to the point that you just get irritated, pull out the CD and count out 3 minutes in your head while dancing.
The bathroom is attached to the dressing room and when the toilet overflows no one seems to care... even though they have to walk through 3" of water to get back to the floor.
The seats of all the toilets have been removed to make sure the dancers don't do lines off of them.
Girl's get super excited and leave the club because some guy offers them $50.
Wait, who was I with at the club that the customer brought in a 1/2 a watermelon for a dance? I was thinking that was you! Maybe it was Nikki or Chanel. Geez, the things people try!
Paris, I've totally been offered Red Lobster in a small town. I don't go out with customers but the next night the same guy offered me a chain steak house and my reply was "Aren't there any nice independent places here?" LOL
We had two kittens once. One girl was giving them to an other and they spent the night in the dressing room (and on stage for a while). They made the night a happy one. Until they left and I had a customer piss me off (ie call me a whore, tell me to come home with him to "make more money," and touch my vag, at which point I ended the dance) and my manager MADE ME GIVE THE GUY BACK HIS MONEY! <_< another sign you're working in a dive, if your manager has to suck up to the nastiest and cheapest of customers to keep business
Oh, I also forgot to add that you know you work in a dive when the customers tear their money in half, wad it up and throw it at the dancer to tip... you know - to make the money last longer.
Yeah, there was a line of half dollar bills along the dressing room mirror. Whomever was tipped the second half got to keep the dollar!
What??!! WOW....
I haven't seen much in my dive except for the usual shitty chairs and jukebox :P
Correction:
The ceiling in the DR is warped from a shitty roof that leaks when it rains
The part that is litterally exposed is being held up by Miller Lite boxes and pieces of wood. The insulation is SPILLING out of it. And the owner wont do anything about it because he's a fucking cheap ass.
The heater in the DR is a kerosene heater that doesnt light up on the first ignition..(it takes like 30 tries)
Theres a towel on the stage in the corner that "collects" water from the dripping ceiling.
The men's bathroom has a "window" square with no glass in it... to make sure there's nothing "weird" going on in it.
I'm sure there's more I just probrably haven't noticed.. lol
Kylea: Those are hilarious! This is actually a place you worked in ? No way !
when the club is literally attached to a skeezy motel
when the only stage is a wooden platform 2 feet wide sticking out like a peninsula into the room with one pole stuck in the middle
when the dj has such a heavy southern accent and is so fucked up that you can't understand a word he says and he mumbles incoherently throughout the girls' songs
when your dressing room gets infected with fleas
when all the drinks come in plastic cups and shots come in little mouthwash cups
when the "vip room" is a cramped room with two stone benches covered in shitty carpet facing each other with about two feet between them
when the mirror in the dressing room has a giant spiderweb-like crack on it from where a girl punched it while angry and drunk
when EVERYONE smokes newports