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Re: "What are u doing after work?" How do you deal with these fools?
My answer is always one of two. "Hopefully, my girlfriend." with a flirty wink or eyebrow waggle, or if they seem the type to be creeped out by that I go with "Hitting the gym them going to bed, gotta stay in shape and get my beauty sleep, yanno?"
When I was younger and in school, I went with the truth, "Studying for an exam, then catching some sleep before class in the morning."
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Re: "What are u doing after work?" How do you deal with these fools?
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Evangelyna22
Yes that is true! We have had undercover cops at our club for the past 2 weeks arresting girls for doing stuff like this!
Hmm, I haven't heard about any arrests lately. Which club?
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Hmmm...I'd like to chill with you after work, you seem like a really cool guy, but I just met you and I think I need to spend some private time with you before I feel comfortable hanging out after work, let's go do a [VIP/CR/whatever at you club] and get to know each other ;)
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"taking a bubble bath and smoking a joint"
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We pay the cops off in my area and I have some seriously well paid bouncers so no one is following me home. I've actually done dances for a bunch of the cops here and I've called them about a car wreck and they treat us great. We don't have to be scared where I work. I've worked places where the bouncers sucked and people wanted us out of town, and there I wouldn't imply anything. I didn't work there for long either. Its also about how you say stuff. Most guys know I'm joking around and that all I want is their money. Hell I even tell half of them all I want is their money and we laugh about it before we get a champagne room. I'll say something funny or wink at them and tell them I'm going to charge them for it and we crack up. They know I'm not the type of girl that will go home with them, but I will joke with them and be sarcastic. Lets face it, they're there for fantasy, and If you don't lie you'll go home broke. None of us are their fantasy and all of them would love to sleep with us, That's why they came to visit naked girls instead of going to a bar. They're horny.
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^Sounds like you've found a nice work environment. :D Rock on. That's very lucky and cool. :)
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Custie: What are you doing after work?
Me: Well, my girlfriend is waiting for me at home, and I can't wait to get her in bed/ all these naked girls are making me horney/ect.
Custie: You're lesbian? yada yada (this part can go on a while...) Well I bet I could convert you to men (something along those lines).
Me: I'm sure you could (insert some compliment), but i would want her to get jealous, so how about we just go have some fun in the back now?
My "girlfriend" can be used as an excuse to avoid so many creepy guys at work. She's even got a name and personality (based off an ex, accutally), and some of my regulars ask how she is doing everytime they come in... lol
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One of my friends tells a total jerk:
"What u doing after work?"
"Oh we dont get to leave here, they chain us up in the shed out back"
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^ funny, cuz i tell people that they chain me up downstairs until the next shift, and that really the security is there to keep us in, not to protect us.
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SerenaSin
I don't understand these guys who ask to take me home (or to Waffle House!) AFTER they tell me they dont want a dance... I mean the least they could do to curry my favor and (theoretically) make me more willing to go home with them is spend some cash on me in the first place (not that I would go home with any of these guys either way but still....).
One actually told me that he didn't wanna buy a dance from me cuz he didn't want me to think he was "that kind of guy"; that I would think poorly of him for spending money on a dance and then I wouldn't wanna meet him OTC!!
Don't try to hustle ME, mothafucker! ;)
hahahaaaaaa!!!
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thats hillarious^^^
ugh has anyone seen that show manswers on spike tv called "how to take a stripper home"??
I seriously think too many guys have seen this cause on the show they say rule number 1 is to go to the club and never spend any money. Rule number 2 is to talk to everyone and get them to trust you basically be everyones buddy and then number 3 tell them your having a party and invite them so they'll sleep with you.
Do they really think we're that dumb?????????? its pathetic!
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Chauvinists for the fail!
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Originally Posted by
sexy_celeste
One of my friends tells a total jerk:
"What u doing after work?"
"Oh we dont get to leave here, they chain us up in the shed out back"
I LOVE that!!!
Somehow it reminds me of that movie "The People Under the Stairs"... sort of creepy.
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Raquelle21
thats hillarious^^^
ugh has anyone seen that show manswers on spike tv called "how to take a stripper home"??
I seriously think too many guys have seen this cause on the show they say rule number 1 is to go to the club and never spend any money. Rule number 2 is to talk to everyone and get them to trust you basically be everyones buddy and then number 3 tell them your having a party and invite them so they'll sleep with you.
Do they really think we're that dumb?????????? its pathetic!
i saw that! dont forget the part about taking a girl with you to the club cause strippers love it when there are girls with you at the club. yeah fucking right! if only they knew how much most of us dislike female customers
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pinkkitten
i saw that! dont forget the part about taking a girl with you to the club cause strippers love it when there are girls with you at the club. yeah fucking right! if only they knew how much most of us dislike female customers
haha this show has the worst advice ever.
Maybe they were just being ironic?
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Originally Posted by
Raquelle21
thats hillarious^^^
ugh has anyone seen that show manswers on spike tv called "how to take a stripper home"??
I seriously think too many guys have seen this cause on the show they say rule number 1 is to go to the club and never spend any money. Rule number 2 is to talk to everyone and get them to trust you basically be everyones buddy and then number 3 tell them your having a party and invite them so they'll sleep with you.
Do they really think we're that dumb?????????? its pathetic!
Yeah, I love when guys DON'T spend money on me. What a turn on. ::) Spike tv can lick me.
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"What u doing after work?"
"Oh we dont get to leave here, they chain us up in the shed out back"
Ahahha. That made me lol. ;D
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Right, like if we were going to actually go out with a guy we met there he should at least try to spend money to impress us.....hahah not like he has a chance anyway!
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hahah I saw that episode, and I even made my boyfriend watch it. He absolutely lost it, he damn near peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
But then again, what would he know.... We met at Olympic Gardens in Vegas, and we've been together over a year and a half.... And he didn't follow a single rule they gave.
I've actually called a few guys out on this at work, and they get all embarrassed or pissy.... Especially when I tell them that they're getting too much advice from the pickup artist or manswers. i don't care, there's too much young military out here that thinks that kind of shit works.
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MsClaireVoyant
Yeah, I love when guys DON'T spend money on me. What a turn on. ::) Spike tv can lick me.
um......... can i watch? i'm due for some hot girl voyeurism!
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*buys tickets to the MsClaireVoyant licking*
Anyways, most guys are total idiots. Half the reason my male friends even get dates in the first place is because they come to me ("one of the guys") with dating issues. They learned a long time ago that anything one of the real penis-carriers says is just going to get them slapped.
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When they asked me to go out with them, come to their home or back to their hotel room, I just said, "No way dude, I don't want to end up in little peices in someone's basement freezer" they either laughed and got the hint, or got super offended and moved on to beg the next dancer. Either way, no time wasted.
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Guenevere
I think it's funny that other girls use the chained up excuse, I've used it for years and it never fails to change the subject! Plus it keeps the mood right where I want and can control it.
The chained up thing is hilarious. I truthfully have dogs at home that I have to take care of, but I just have to use the chain joke next shift. ;D
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Started using the chained up excuse myself. It's very handy, have to say.
It also shuts them up pretty quickly, while making them laugh.
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I usually tell them that I'm going to bed- which is the truth 95% of the time. And all you have to do is say "no, i want you now" when they ask to meet up later. Simple. If they are asking to take you home, that means they are interested and won't reject you if you politely say no. But if it's those dirty nasty ones, there's no need to entertain them.
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And the guys who are trying to take you home are red flags for cheap bastards.