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Trolling on stripper forums is the quickest way to get me in the "sac."
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Winged Dinghy
Trolling on stripper forums is the quickest way to get me in the "sac."
Winged Dinghy, you always take the words out of my mouth! There is a proper place for this type of advice, but you def. wont get it from the gals here, but we are lovely! So thanks for that at least.
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MmmmmButtocks
Not creepy at all
Really?? B/c you kinda sound creepy
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MmmmmButtocks
...and not just be the same douchebags you usually deal with.
Really?? You definitely sound like it to me...
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MmmmmButtocks
Hey whatsup all, much love from Los angeles. This is a long post so please bare with me.
This is my first post here because I need some advice from the lovely ladies on this forum. Basically I want to know how to actually land a stripper. Not to necessarily date but just least get in the sac.
I've gotten two numbers from strippers recently but when I called, neither of them picked up. I totally expected this but i want to know what i could possibly do to get them to return my call or text.
A little about me:
25 years old
Handsome/cute
5'7"
Well built
Well dressed
Good sense of humor
Not creepy at all
Tip when i'm at the tip rail
Now the way i got these numbers was i got dances from these girls and tried to at least build some rapport and not just be the same douchebags you usually deal with.
Am i just getting these numbers out of pity or what? And lastly, what's your advice on how to end up with one of you in the sac? Is it IMPOSSIBLE if I were to meet you in the SC?
Thanks,
B
Here is my experience.
Tipping from the rail or as I call it " pervert row" you will just be dubbed as a mark or a pervert. This will get you no where if your trying to pick up on a dancer.
If she is worth it and you think you can get her never ask for her number but give her your bussiness card instead. If she wants you she will call. Asking her for her number in a strip club is a waist of time and 9 times out of 10 will make you look disperate. Do you now how many times a day they get asked that ?
You need to play hard to get and don't come off as head over heals for her. Most strippers like a challenge and want a guy who they can have fun with.
If you want a stripper don't go to there place of bussiness to hit on them and ask them out if you know what I mean. They are there to make money and not play the dating game. If you play it right you can find out where they hang out at after work . Also do you think all strippers want to date some pervert who goes to a titty bar and puts dollars in all the girls g-strings before he goes home to beat off ?
Once a stripper leaves the titty bar and drives off the property she is just another girl in society. Alot of you guys overthink it and give them way to much credit. ::)
If you want a sure fire way to bang a stripper you might want to hire a high class escort since a good percentage of them were once strippers. Or put up a pole and a black light in your room then have your old lady put on some stripper heels and a g-string ;)
And for the record I'm by no means a titty bar junkie who comes on here to beat off to all the girls pics and post like a few of the trolls do here. I'm a general contractor who is going to be opening up a titty bar here in Az as a bussiness adventure since the construction market has taken a shit. I signed up here to do research and help educate myself in the industry before I dump some serious cash into getting set up.
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longshooter
Here is my experience.
And for the record I'm by no means a titty bar junkie who comes on here to beat off to all the girls pics and post like a few of the trolls do here. I'm a general contractor who is going to be opening up a titty bar here in Az as a bussiness adventure since the construction market has taken a shit. I signed up here to do research and help educate myself in the industry before I dump some serious cash into getting set up.
and clearly, learning to sleep with strippers is part of that research.... yawn....troll.....::)
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saphire123456
and clearly, learning to sleep with strippers is part of that research.... yawn....troll.....::)
when did I ever say learning to sleep with strippers is part of that research ? Look I dont have to " learn to sleep with strippers" I had my fair share of them long before I ever considered opening a titty bar or ever stepped foot in a titty bar. Don't flatter your self. Making biig money turns me on more that banging some titty dancer with more drama than a day time soap opera.
Not every guy that comes on here wants to learn to bang titty dancers. There are some of us with enough common sense to make money with girls like you dancing for perverts.
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this thread even makes me want to throw up, I dont see why it should continue, for it will do nothing but piss off everyone here and just reinforce to all the dancers that 99% of customers are dickheads.
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He who wants the stripper, never gets the stripper. It's all very zen.
The harsh truth? Being the type that goes to strip clubs with the intent of trying to "bag a stripper" makes you both creepy, and a douchebag. And you can add pathetic to the list as well. The type of men that women find attractive don't go around wasting their time on such juvenile pursuits.
+1 on the vote for closing down this thread. We get enough of these. They never start getting interesting, and they're not in line with the purpose of this site.
It is a bit humorous to hear guys give each other advice on this, because it's always the WORST advice like "go into the club and hang out looking bored and not spending any money. They LOVE that!" and "find out where they hang out after work!" I got news for you buddy, after dancing in heels for 6 hours till all hours of the wee morning, we don't all go "hang out" somewhere. We go to our respective homes and go to sleep.
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What's so special about strippers that makes you want to date them as a category? Don't get me wrong, we're pretty cool chicks. But if it's just an uninhibited woman you want, or fake tits, or a girl who will strip for you in the bedroom, or a girl who knows how to dress/make herself up to perfection, you can find those qualities in "real life" as well.
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Ugh, isn't there anything better to do than be a troll? Why are there suddenly so many of them here all at once?
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^I told you not to feed the one. Now we have an epidemic...
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^^^ This site used to get rid of them so quickly. I have no idea why they're tolerated so much more now.
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vmurphy252
^I told you not to feed the one. Now we have an epidemic...
You mean like gremlins?
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You guys/girls are absolutely right. And it seems you automatically discount a guy just for being there. But it makes sense, no girl wants a guy who has pays to see tits.
You at least answered my question...it is close to impossible to pick a girl when she's working at the SC.
Thanks
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Wow... you sound so typical.
Just drop it... it's not going to happen.
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JayATee
You mean like gremlins?
Yes! That's the problem. Stop FEEDING TROLLS AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!
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wow i cant tell you how many guys i talk to at the sc that ask me out.
a. where i'm from dating customers is against the law. so going to jail is NOT worth you.
b. i'm at work... so i'm not looking for boyfriends, i'm looking for money.
c. bagging dancers online.... wow.... i totally believe that your super cute, not creepy, and because those other girls gave you thier number... i want you so bad :thumbsdow:thumbsdow... oh your sooooo irresistible .... oh wait.... oh i puked in my mouth a little... haha... so you want to date me now?
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This fucking thread is STILL open? Where the fuck are the mods?
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^^^ That's what I've been wondering. A LOT of BS seems to be being tolerated these days. This site has really gone downhill. Maybe it should be called creepypervertweb.
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^Two sides: creepypervertweb and just plain pervertweb. I'm not THAT creepy... ;)
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^^^ Ha! Had to give you thanks because I actually LOL'd.
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Biggest compliment you could give...
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Do I have an issue with guys who come go to the SC to watch girls dance? No- as long as it's cash that won't be truthfully missed.
But guys who go in looking to get laid? Pfft, get real. You have better luck screwing a certain well-known celeb bareback and not getting hepatitis.