putting you on the payroll
Ok so i heard this in a club one time and would like both male and female responses here.
Ladies have you ever been offered to be put on the payroll with a check every two weeks from the guys company. When he comes in his time is free except for drinks and rooms. I am sure the amount of money would have to be hammered out. Something like 1500 hundrend every 2 weeks. Then i figure a set amount of visits per month would need to be set since it is a work night taken up for you like 3 times a month. Of course i am just throwing numbers out there, i guess he could not show up for a month then go in 4 times the next or such. I guess you would be put down as a consultant.
I found this as a wild idea and wondered if any guys on here had done this or thought about it. Of course she would have to be your atf. I thought it was cool way to increase your overhead and lower your net income for the year. That is if you spend it anyway.
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Does she get benefits like medical, dental and vision? How about profit sharing and 401K. Of course she can then black-mail him if he decides to stop.
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Uncle Sam would love this arrangement.
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A friend of mine had this type of arrangement. Her customer got all his time OTC. Just dances, no extras. Yeah, she got benefits, too!
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^^ Yep I am sure there were no extras ::)
FBR
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haha, I knew that would be the response. I certainly can't prove what she did or didn't do, so believe what you like ;)
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Thank you for granting me permission to believe what I like. I have a pretty strong knowledge base but you had me questioning myself for a minute there.
FBR
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i've known girls with this arrangement- i think it sounds like a win-win. he gets a write off, and she gets his money
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^ Any guy who tries to write off a mistress on payroll is playing with fire. Assuming there is at least one other employee he will be ratted out and will have big problems with the IRS. It makes more sense to just spend the money after tax. Then it is up to her to claim it as income or not.
FBR
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FBR- Don't worry, when you need to change your beliefs to suit my needs, I'll let you know. Glad to see you're open for that. Most people are soooo stubborn when they're so obviously wrong (i.e. disagreeing with me).
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Earl_the_Pearl
Does she get benefits like medical, dental and vision? How about profit sharing and 401K. Of course she can then black-mail him if he decides to stop.
Hell i dont know, i was outside smoking and heard two girls talking about. I didnt go up to them and ask details. I just heard bits and pieces.
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Originally Posted by
FBR
^ Any guy who tries to write off a mistress on payroll is playing with fire. Assuming there is at least one other employee he will be ratted out and will have big problems with the IRS. It makes more sense to just spend the money after tax. Then it is up to her to claim it as income or not.
FBR
If she knows a little about your company, and you make a point to bring up business everytime you meet, how could she not qualify as a consultant::) None of my employees know anything about my payroll personally. I do not see how anyone could find out except the accountant.
You are a business owner FBR, dont tell me you have never made big expenditures in December to lower your profits for the year.
Its not like i would do it, i just thought it was cool. I guess the dancers that have gotten it are not likely to admit to it just in case Uncle Dickhead is watching this board...:D
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I did it...
Of course, she really IS our IT Admin now, and rarely dances anymore, so I don't think it count as far as this thread is concerned. :D