What's with the stretched vag jokes?
I've had one kiddo, and after they stitched me up I was so painfully tight that I still am too small. The first time we had sex post baby I told my hubby this was him finally getting to do me as a virgin.
I've been trying to figure out what's with the jokes about a woman having a stretched out vagina after having kids. In my experience, it made me tighter. :O
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Because people..mainly men I'd guess who have never had kids don't take into consideration the stitches and are just thinking a child has come out of there so its going to be stretched. Lol theyre just silly jokes don't take too seriously.
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Do they always stitch every woman up every time after every birth? The women I have had sex with who have had kids never discussed it, and I never asked.
I like women who have had a couple kids, they can go all night from my experience.
I hate these idiots' jokes about vaginas, they are always stupid, crude, and inaccurate.
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Djoser
Do they always stitch every woman up every time after every birth? The women I have had sex with who have had kids never discussed it, and I never asked.
I like women who have had a couple kids, they can go all night from my experience.
I hate these idiots' jokes about vaginas, they are always stupid, crude, and inaccurate.
No, not every woman is stitched up.
Re: What's with the stretched vag jokes?
Um it an episiotome. They cut you before the baby comes out from vag to anus. Its so you dont tear which they say is worse but they are only stitching were they cut. It has nothuing to do with your vaginal muscles. I was tight before and my fiancee never had me before but says I am the tightest he ever had. I think it depends on what you were like before. Though a 6-10 pound baby with a 22 in head is gonna change the vag a little I think.
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They didn't cut me before I had my baby so I tore inside and that's where they stitched.
Re: What's with the stretched vag jokes?
Not everyone needs an episiotomy, and few Drs are doing them purely for precationary measures. They will do one if it seems bad tearing is eminent, because yes, it is easier to stitch. But plenty of women give birth without them.
Men don't understand that the vagina is elastic. It will never be EXACTLY the same, but it's not like chicks who have kids all have huge gaping vaginas either.
Except for maybe Michelle Duggar.
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mediocrity
Hahahahahahahahahaha. /win.
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all of this sounds very painful :(