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How to turn "Can I have your phone number baby" into "Of course I want a lap dance!"
I've been working for about a week as a stripper. I've been doing pretty well so far, but every single night I run into customers who want my phone number or want to take me out on a date when I ask them if they want a private dance. Does anyone have some good tips about how to turn this around into selling a dance?
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I tell them i only ever go out with guys i meet from the club that i trust and the way they earn my trust is to come in regularly and spend money on me. That sure as hell sorts the wheat from the chaff. They're like 'screw that'.
I find guys who want to take me out or want to give me their number arent really interested in buying dances. They want a freebie. It's a good sign when they ask that that they arent all that interested - they just want to pick up a dancer.
Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
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Lol. I am totaly going to try the security camera line tomorow night. I usualy reply "that in my experiance men never appreciate anything they can get easily, and that if you want my number your going to have to work for it."
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Kyaaa
Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
you are a genius
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Originally Posted by
Kyaaa
Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
I've done that a few times.
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Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha."
^lol hottt. :) You are made of win.
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When a guy asks for my number with obviously no intention of spending, ie he says he is broke or poor, I just run away real fast and move on to the next customer. No point in explaining to him anything when every second of my time is valuable to me.
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femmefatale88
When a guy asks for my number with obviously no intention of spending, ie he says he is broke or poor, I just run away real fast and move on to the next customer. No point in explaining to him anything when every second of my time is valuable to me.
The last night I worked at the dump I just left pulled one of these excuses on me. By that time I was sick of that place instead of running away when he said he couldn't afford strip clubs I said "Oh, then you'll want to go to the place across the street", so of course he says "What's across the street?", (assuming it's some magical club where everything is free for the broke jackasses), and I replied "A vacant lot".
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i always say they have to buy at least one 50 dollar dance, which is a nude 3 for 1, before i wll give them my number, it has worked every time
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of course the guys that have asked me for my number arent serious customers they may come in one more time and if they text me ill answer but i never tell them that i will meet them or anything, all i say is if you give me a dance, at least one of as ose said above, then you can have my number, i tell them to text me as im busy an dont have alot of time to talk on the phone, then some of them text me some dont, if they do then i respond and have made a cople of those guys my regulars, the others just give up after they realize im not oing to mee them somewhere and fuck them.
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Glad I found this thread! I gotta remember these tips. I coulda used these good ones the other night when I had too many brokies approach me. :-\
Get this: I even had a guy tell me that he couldn't buy dances from me because he liked me too much! (hmph!) So, I told him that if he really liked me he would want to help me by spending money on me, but he kept following me, asking for my number. Since he didn't get it I said, "You're taking money from me by wasting my time with this. I don't think you like me at all." Another guy was happy to get dances with me as soon as mr. cheap-o walked off. His loss was someone else's gain! LOL Overall, it turned out to be an okay night ;)
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I tell guys if they want to take me out on a date, they have to compensate for my time. That they'd have to pay me an (x-amout of money) for my day out. If not, spend a lot of money on you in the club.
OR, that you don't give out your number like it's a regular bar. This is an entertainment business.
OR, you can give them the club's phone number with your stage name on it. ;D
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I have guys trying to take me home all the time, sometimes asking me to name a price. I have NO INTENTION EVER of doing that. Ew gross. Randoms. Anyways, depending on the guy - you have to feel it out a bit, how drunk he is etc, but I usually say something to the effect of: "Now I have guys telling me they want to take me home all the time. I need to know you are serious. You better show me with a tip now." And then I pout a bit or something. I've gotten guys to give me hundreds this way.
But the number in the tip thing is genius! I've told guys I can't give them my number because of cameras, and they usually drop it. But I'm gonna try that little trick now :)
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If a guy mentions at any point whatsoever that he is broke you just get up and leave. Or if you want to be polite you can tell them that you appreciate their honesty but you're working so you need to spend time on paying customers. Haha.
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Option 1: Once I know you better! Tee hee!
Option 2: I don't do the phone thing. Here's my skype name!
Option 3: Club number
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Love the put your number in a tip idea hell I made it my siggy!
Loving these tips.
I have given broke guys my old Magic Jack number with a message giving my club schedule, and an encouragement to buy dances. Pretty much a "I'm not interested unless you pay message" but I was sweet and perky about it.
Saying things like "well if you want to take me out a fancy date, why not get to know me now. Don't you want me naked on your lap tonight?" a little pouty "what's the cost of a lap dance compared to an expensive night on the town?" either they walk or make excuses or they buy the dance. Pretty much working their ego, guys like feeling like a big shot.
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Originally Posted by
Kyaaa
Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
I tried this when some guy was telling me how Im not like other girls and he was so confused. He asked if he was supposed to write his number on a dollar bill. He also wanted me to sit on his lap to get to know me before a dance. His breath smelled and i couldn't understand him. Rough night.
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This has only worked a few times for me, but I've been able to get 7 dances in a row by telling customers I'll give them a digit for every dance. This only works if they're a serious customer who you've already established rapport with, of course. I just make up a fake number and when it doesn't work they usually assume that they misheard me. Most of the time they don't remember it at all.
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[QUOTE=SashaRae;2308608 He asked if he was supposed to write his number on a dollar bill.[/QUOTE]
No he should write it on a $100 bill.If he wants you to call him...haha
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I used to have little business cards that had a number that went straight to voicemail. When you called, it just said, "Hey there! Thx for calling! Come see me this week on ______ nights after 8!" When it got close to my b-day, I left instructions to bring me presents. When guys asked for my number, I'd tell them that I had cards, but couldn't hand then out on the floor, but that I could give him one in VIP. I'd always mention it had a sexy pic of my on it. Sometimes this would work... Some guys were into the souvenir/photo aspect of the card as much as the #. If they'd ask for one without getting a VIP, I'd just say, "I'm so sorry. I'm running low--I've got to save them for my private dances."
I also worked at a club where the girls gave me a # to give to real a-holes. When you called it, you got a message that said something like, "Eat shit and die! No one can stand you!" Then you could hear a bunch of women cackling in the background. It was kinda extreme, but I'll admit, I used it a few times. (Kinda wish I still had that #. Like for jerks I meet in the real world...)
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I give them the # to the local morgue.
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Jasmine.Doll
I used to have little business cards that had a number that went straight to voicemail. When you called, it just said, "Hey there! Thx for calling! Come see me this week on ______ nights after 8!" When it got close to my b-day, I left instructions to bring me presents. When guys asked for my number, I'd tell them that I had cards, but couldn't hand then out on the floor, but that I could give him one in VIP. I'd always mention it had a sexy pic of my on it. Sometimes this would work... Some guys were into the souvenir/photo aspect of the card as much as the #. If they'd ask for one without getting a VIP, I'd just say, "I'm so sorry. I'm running low--I've got to save them for my private dances."
I also worked at a club where the girls gave me a # to give to real a-holes. When you called it, you got a message that said something like, "Eat shit and die! No one can stand you!" Then you could hear a bunch of women cackling in the background. It was kinda extreme, but I'll admit, I used it a few times. (Kinda wish I still had that #. Like for jerks I meet in the real world...)
Love it, brilliant!!