Re: How to turn "Can I have your phone number baby" into "Of course I want a lap danc
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Jasmine.Doll
I used to have little business cards that had a number that went straight to voicemail. When you called, it just said, "Hey there! Thx for calling! Come see me this week on ______ nights after 8!" When it got close to my b-day, I left instructions to bring me presents. When guys asked for my number, I'd tell them that I had cards, but couldn't hand then out on the floor, but that I could give him one in VIP. I'd always mention it had a sexy pic of my on it. Sometimes this would work... Some guys were into the souvenir/photo aspect of the card as much as the #. If they'd ask for one without getting a VIP, I'd just say, "I'm so sorry. I'm running low--I've got to save them for my private dances."
I also worked at a club where the girls gave me a # to give to real a-holes. When you called it, you got a message that said something like, "Eat shit and die! No one can stand you!" Then you could hear a bunch of women cackling in the background. It was kinda extreme, but I'll admit, I used it a few times. (Kinda wish I still had that #. Like for jerks I meet in the real world...)
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Re: How to turn "Can I have your phone number baby" into "Of course I want a lap danc
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Originally Posted by
Jasmine.Doll
I also worked at a club where the girls gave me a # to give to real a-holes. When you called it, you got a message that said something like, "Eat shit and die! No one can stand you!" Then you could hear a bunch of women cackling in the background. It was kinda extreme, but I'll admit, I used it a few times. (Kinda wish I still had that #. Like for jerks I meet in the real world...)
Well, there's always the Rejection Hotline numbers to give out! http://www.humorhotlines.com/RejectionHotline.asp