Well I just got home from a night where I found myself with quite a few akward silences. Why didn't I remember to tell jokes!? I will now post some of my new favorites in hopes that this will trigger my memory next time!! :)
Q:Why is santa's sack so big?
A:Because he only comes once a year!
Q:Why are strippers like condoms?
A:Because they're always in your wallet and never on your dick!

