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How do you answer to "how good are your dances"
Hey ladies, I don't know if this has been asked before so sorry if I am repeating a thread that has already been started. Anyways I was wondering how do you ladies respond to customers' questions "how good are your dances" or "what are your dances like?" - I just want to retort back to them with "its a freaking lap dance what do you expect!" but I want to make it sound convincingly spectacular! I've responded with "spectacular!" before, and the guy would say "of course". I need a more slick and persuasive response. What would you say that really sells (without sounding like I'm completely full of shit)??
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I say "very" and "fantastic" and if they ask for more info, I would make a big joke out of it, smile and wink and say they would get "out of body" experience". }:D
Guys would want to get all technical about it are usually bargain/extra hunters are not VIP material, unpleasant and grabby tightwads who want to squeeze as much as they can from one $20 dance.
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I say they're the best. But l agree with luvbuniz, trying to convince a guy who wants specific details/reasons you give good lapdances is a waste because they're not worth the time. They probably won't tip because they're cheap asses looking for extras. They don't have money to test drive dancers... so they're asking you.
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I hate that question. I say "It's indescribable. You just have to experience it for yourself." lol PREEETTTY cheese ball but it works!
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lilmisscharisma
I hate that question. I say "It's indescribable. You just have to experience it for yourself." lol PREEETTTY cheese ball but it works!
I usually say this too and it works!
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I simply say, in the most deadpan voice I can muster, that my dances are very, very boring, and likely a waste of his money and both of our time. It works to make a sale about 9/10 times. Heh.
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lilynixon
I simply say, in the most deadpan voice I can muster, that my dances are very, very boring, and likely a waste of his money and both of our time. It works to make a sale about 9/10 times. Heh.
I'm so gonna try this one!
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i am gonna use lilmiss's and lilynixon's and i thanked u for that haha. Very nice!
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I just say my dances are the best. When they ask me how I know I just say that I am very passionate about everything I do (in a sexy voice).
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I usually say the best in the house which is what you deserve isn' t it. When they say yes I say well I'm ready for you.
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depends on the customer
"I think they are awesome, but ive never given myself a lapdance. it would be pretty cool if i could though! So why dont you tell me how good they are?"
"they are awesome you will love it i promise... but dont take my word for it lets go"
"im more a shower not a teller"
"ive never had any complaints"
"the worst ever" if the guy is someone who obviously likes a smartass
"i dont know. how good is your tip?" (i only use this one if im feeling especially snarky or i am pretty sure the guy will buy a dance no matter what i say)
different lines work better in different situations. usually i read them well and make the sale. make sure whatever you use you are very sexy and convincing with it... or funny if you choose a smartass reply.
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Athenathefabulous
depends on the customer
"I think they are awesome, but ive never given myself a lapdance. it would be pretty cool if i could though! So why dont you tell me how good they are?"
"they are awesome you will love it i promise... but dont take my word for it lets go"
"im more a shower not a teller"
"ive never had any complaints"
"the worst ever" if the guy is someone who obviously likes a smartass
"i dont know. how good is your tip?" (i only use this one if im feeling especially snarky or i am pretty sure the guy will buy a dance no matter what i say)
different lines work better in different situations. usually i read them well and make the sale. make sure whatever you use you are very sexy and convincing with it... or funny if you choose a smartass reply.
I'm totally gonna use some of these. Awesome.
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lilynixon
I simply say, in the most deadpan voice I can muster, that my dances are very, very boring, and likely a waste of his money and both of our time. It works to make a sale about 9/10 times. Heh.
I do the same thing. I literally say "This is going to be the worst experience of your life." Also a 9+/10 rate of success.
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i say i give good dances but im not dirty or i tell them to ask or around or come see for themselves
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I hate this question. Sometimes I don't even bother with them. "You'll never know."
Come back....! :rotfl:
Sometimes I do the "Horrible. Worst dance ever." line.
The other night a customer asked me So are you going to dance for me?
I told him no. ::)
He just laughed.
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i'd say "i have a 5 years of experience giving lapdances!" wich is true,my dances are much better than when i just started
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another line "i've never been asked for a refund!"
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monicabi
another line "i've never been asked for a refund!"
ooo i love that one very clever!
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Say... "If you don't like the dance it's free! However I should warn you Im at a zero refund rate. Ill be able to tell if your enjoying yourself by the hot meter in your pants, so no pulling fast ones!"
Then take his hand and lead him to the VIP. Doing this automatically makes him get a dance, but make sure you get his money first - the refund is up to you, but when you're all most finished dancing tell him how horny you are and that you're enjoying him... this should work to get you another dance.
: )
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lilynixon
I simply say, in the most deadpan voice I can muster, that my dances are very, very boring, and likely a waste of his money and both of our time. It works to make a sale about 9/10 times. Heh.
i really wanna use that one but dumbasses at my slub dont understand sarcasm. one told me i looked heaps young so i said yeah i started dancing when i was 24, two years ago and they were like OMG really isnt that illegal or dangerous? you should tell your parents.....
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"good enough to rock your world!"
I had a friend that would get guys to buy dances by using "hey would you like 2 get the worst dance of your life." works most of the time.
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sorry i was meant to say 14. now it should make sense. i cant type with these nails
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How good are my dances? I always say something like "the best dance you'll ever get, peroid end of story" all while rubbing the back of his neck, maybe his chest, whispering it in his ear, and a slow, soft, sensual way. if he says "well I've gotten a lot of dances" or something, i say "well you haven't gotten a dance from me yet, have you?" if he still doesn't want to, i say something like "statistics prove 10 out of 10 guys enjoy my dances so much they come back for more" or "well, if you have any doubts let's just put it this way---about 90% of the guys i dance for become regulars, my dances are THAT good" OR I lie and say "i make $4000 a night, so what do YOU think makes me that money? look at the stage. does it look like I make $4000 off stage tips? *wink*"
I also sometimes use a customer of mine as a refrence like "go ask that guy". sometimes, when i know i'm gonna dance with a regular and he's waiting for me i'll do something like "well, i guess you're missing out but i gotta go dance with this guy, he's waiting for me, and when i get done, you can ask him OR you can see for yourself his face when he walks out after doing 10 dances." that has gotten me SOOOOOOO many dances, because then guys feel like they don't have another chance with you, like you're some prized commodity.
of course, it also helps to be able to back your shit up with an amazing dance. that's what keeps them back there, and it's really satisfying to hear "OMG wow you were totally right! i'm so glad you convinced me! i'm never getting a lapdance from anyone else here." and of course, i always ask them to go write a good review of me online at zbone, sometimes i do that instead of a tip, and guys like that too.
i've found that being overly confident to the point of bragging obnioxiously is what guys really like. i've been told SOOOO many times that my confidence is amazingly sexy, that it's what closed the deal for them. i've even talked to guys and walked away with "well you'll never know" and walked to someone else, done a lot of dances, only to walk out of the lapdance booth to the guy that turned me down, begging for a dance. the more you act like you're the shit, the more people wanna dance with you, even if just to "prove you wrong". some assholes like the challenge, and like thinking that perhaps they will be able to be like "NOPE not the best dance ever--you suck", but i never allow them the chance to say that because my dances are awesome and that's that. :)
confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have, followed by mystery, and saying your dances are amazing and NOT explaining why creates both confidence AND mystery. a surefire way to drag them in for a dance.
which is to say also, if asked to describe my dancing, i say stupid shit like "mindblowing", or i pretend to slip up sometimes and say "loadblow--i mean, mindblowing", naughty things like that. or i say stuff like "sensual, slow, soft.....seductive" while whispering in their ear. vague words that don't really give them an idea, but give them all the right ideas.
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Black_widow, you are a goddess of advice. All your posts are amazing.
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Lexi_Girl
Black_widow, you are a goddess of advice. All your posts are amazing.
I totally agree, I'm in awe of your work ethic.