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Ridiculous customer fetishes
So we have a thread for stupid customer comments to make note of all of the dumbass things that customers say to us in the club, and a thread documenting the ridiculous things said in the dressing room. I think we now need a thread for ridiculous customer fetish requests. You know, the fetishes that are not necessarily gross, but where you think "man, if this guy put as much creativity into something productive, i bet he would find a cure for cancer." Yea... those type of fetishes.
So Ill start with a wierd one that i encountered tonight. This was during a lap dance mind you..
customer: "do you like men in speedos?"
me: um,... yea... i like a guy who is confident enough to sport it.
customer: "ok good. I went swimming in one earlier. actually im still wearing it."
me: (not quite sure how to respond) oh, ok, cool!
customer: So in the upstairs rooms, can i strip down to my speedo and have you sit on top of me? Because thats what I'm into. I like girls to sit on me while Im wearing a speedo, especially in the pool.
:O
I have never heard of that one before.
I want to hear some of the ridiculous requests you ladies have gotten! I know there have to be some weird ones that i would never think of.
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Rule 34. If it exists, or even if it doesn't, there's porn of it. Which means someone masturbates to it.
My ex had the weirdest fetishes. He wanted me to pretend to be his mom.
And then be my daughter. And have mom-daughter-sex. I was like wow, I was thinking of leaving you for being a dick, but now I have no qualms.
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As a camgirl, I know a lot about men's fetishes.
One guy likes a camgirl I know to masturbate with a dildo while she sings "Like a virgin" By Madonna ;D He has written her a playlist for next week.
Another likes lipstick drawn over the nipples and pussy
One customer at a site I work for continuously messages the girls asking them to write "Gary, fuck my arse" on our chests with permanent marker. Um, no. ::)
And of course some of the other fetishes are really fucked up. >:(
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My best friend and fellow stripper laughs at me because I am constantly getting the weirdo fetish guys... They are drawn to me for some reason! I don't mind most of the time b/c I think it's kind of funny, and I think it's a part of the job that intrigues me- some people's interests are soooo crazy!
One guy comes in every so often and wants me to pick him up and squeeze him really tight.. He's short and small, and I'm pretty toned/muscular and I guess he just likes the strength or something. That's not such a crazy fetish, but I've had quite a few of those guys.
Of course you have the pain guys.. Want you to whip them and hurt them.. I don't like this b/c
I hate being really violent like that. Could never be a dom.
I get a lot of foot fetish guys.. I love them! Don't want my toes sucked, just massaged.. Mmm :) You can pay me 400/ hour to rub my feet ANY day!
The craziest was this guy wanting my to literally choke him out by sticking my heel down his throat. I drew the line at that one.
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This is sort of odd, but I had my second "armpit sniffer" fetish guy this week... That's two in a 7 month period. The funny thing is that before last year I had never met one. Apparently this is becoming more popular.
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Christy:
I'm jealous. One of my current stripper goals is to find a foot fetish client. I thought I found one last night ( he wanted me to prop my feet on his lap at the bar ) , but nope ...... no go yet ! Being paid to get your feet rubbed is awesome. I really really want a foot man.
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carmen_b
Christy:
I'm jealous. One of my current stripper goals is to find a foot fetish client. I thought I found one last night ( he wanted me to prop my feet on his lap at the bar ) , but nope ...... no go yet ! Being paid to get your feet rubbed is awesome. I really really want a foot man.
All you need to do is open a 'Flickr' account or something similar - and post photos of your feet in high heels. They'll come flooding through the door in their hundreds believe me....and you may find a few in your area.
I'm a Fetish High-heels Model and that's how I started out, before opening my own Website. I used to get dozens of Private Messages offering 'foot service' every day there - still do on my Website too!!;D
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I had a customer want me to tell him over and over that I liked getting fucked only by black guys and that he had a tiny dick. (of course he was a skinny ass nerdy white guy)
Oh! I did a room with this dude a month ago that wanted me to choke him the whole time. He didn't specifically ask for it up front...but kind of eased into it. He went nuts. We renewed for another hour and he tipped well...not too strange since I've heard erotic asphyxiation is fairly common.
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I had a customer last week who wanted me to spank him and fuck him in the ass with
a dildo while telling him how worthless he was and what a bad boy he was (I did the spanking and talking!).
I had another guy who wanted me to touch myself and then stick my fingers in his mouth. I thought it was the most polite way to ask to finger me, haha.
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I have had soooo many strange requests. Somehow the most disturbing one was a very old, frail man that liked for me to stomp on his hands.
The harder I stepped on them, the more he liked it, but he was soooo old and I hated the way his brittle bones felt under my shoe. Crack, yuck, bleh. I was always afraid I was gonna break his little bones.
Oh and he would furiously masturbate my heel (act like he was jacking my heel off, but he went crazy on them) when I was on stage. He didn't seem to care who was looking and laughing.
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Oh i loved the foot guys - nothing like getting paid for a foot rub! :D
The strangest fetish guy has to have been the guys who liked me to dance only with my back to him (he was a butt guy) until the last minute or so of the song when he liked me to press my heel against his throat. He obviously liked the danger.
My ex fiance liked my feet though - he says it was the second thing he noticed about me when he met me (the first was my ass). He got the FULL foot treatment though ;) Actually, he was VERY festish-y about lots of things, although fortunately i liked/shared all of his fetishes, unlike the previous boyfriend who increasingly creeped me out to the point that i dumped him by stopping mid sex session and saying 'i just can't do this anymore, it's too much like hard work' before throwing him out (he had just asked me to put mascara on him and then piss in his face - that was when i decided eough was enough!).
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I had a customer that wanted to pretend we were at Disney World when we went to VIP. He would go on and on about the rides at Disney while I danced full nude for him.
There was an elderly man that would come in weekly and buy dances from all the girls. The only weird thing was he would have a dowel or other kind of wooden rod in his coat and ask girls to touch it and play with it through his clothes. He would pretend it was his dick. It was really quite weird.
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I'm tall so I get the long leg fetish guys, which i like cause it makes the dance easy, all do sit on their lap and show off my legs, they don't really touch them either or if they do they ask first and then just kind of hold them. I got my first foot fetish guy last night. I was wearing stocking and he wanted me to take them off and look at my feet. First, he guessed my size, which he was right. Then he inspected my feet and asked to massage them. He massaged one foot for about 10 minutes, paid me and left. I didn't mind :D
Then I had a weirdo. It was a chiropractor who went on telling me about how he practices next to a gym where he sees how women all day coming in and out and also into his practice. I don't know that this is really common practice but he says he asks the women to strip down to their bra and underwear but most don't do but apparently 'some do'...but mostly wear shorts and a t-shirt. I see a chiropractor and I cannot imagine him asking me to do this. So maybe he was in his fantasy-land because he told me he always fantasizes about working on the girls in a thong and topless. So basically, he just sat and saying all this while I stood in front of him and he massaged my back and spine...felt great but he was so damn creepy.
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rubyredlipsss
I'm tall so I get the long leg fetish guys, which i like cause it makes the dance easy, all do sit on their lap and show off my legs, they don't really touch them either or if they do they ask first and then just kind of hold them. I got my first foot fetish guy last night. I was wearing stocking and he wanted me to take them off and look at my feet. First, he guessed my size, which he was right. Then he inspected my feet and asked to massage them. He massaged one foot for about 10 minutes, paid me and left. I didn't mind :D
Then I had a weirdo. It was a chiropractor who went on telling me about how he practices next to a gym where he sees how women all day coming in and out and also into his practice. I don't know that this is really common practice but he says he asks the women to strip down to their bra and underwear but most don't do but apparently 'some do'...but mostly wear shorts and a t-shirt. I see a chiropractor and I cannot imagine him asking me to do this. So maybe he was in his fantasy-land because he told me he always fantasizes about working on the girls in a thong and topless. So basically, he just sat and saying all this while I stood in front of him and he massaged my back and spine...felt great but he was so damn creepy.
I had a super attractive chiropractor I woulda happily stripped down for, meow.
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I had a guy a few weeks ago in VIP who had some weird kind of hair fetish...I have very long, thick blonde hair, and he was flipping it around all over the place, and during dances he just wanted me to do the hair curtains thing and leave it on his face, and he'd smell it constantly and make little appreciative noises... it was a little weird, but he tipped very well, both in advance and afterwards, so it wasn't a problem. People playing with my hair never bothers me.
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Camillian
I had a super attractive chiropractor I woulda happily stripped down for, meow.
He unfortunately was not. In his 60s, very shaky and awkward.
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rubyredlipsss
He unfortunately was not. In his 60s, very shaky and awkward.
Figures
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he also told me he gets hard-ons while working on some of the girls and then masturbates after they leave. soooo glad he's not mine, kinda paranoid now :/
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i just started webcam modelling on wednesday, and i had the worst request ive ever heard, it was so cruel, i was dumb founded anyone could ask such a thing.
he told me to talk to him privatly because what he was goin to say was for my eyes only, so i did.
he said he would pay me 6000 in any currency i wanted (would of been GBP for me) to step on a small pet in private.
i was gobsmacked, it took me a few seconds to let it sink in, i said one word and he left stright away.
NEVER!
now i understand fetishes, but even if i was to be payed 6 million i would never kill a creature for the pleasure of someone else, it would make me feel like shit for the rest of my life!
its totally wrong.
xx jess
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Kylea2
This is sort of odd, but I had my second "armpit sniffer" fetish guy this week... That's two in a 7 month period. The funny thing is that before last year I had never met one. Apparently this is becoming more popular.
I had a few of these guys. That was creepy because the main one would want to sniff my armpit right after I got off stage. Gross to me.
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carmen_b
Christy:
I'm jealous. One of my current stripper goals is to find a foot fetish client. I thought I found one last night ( he wanted me to prop my feet on his lap at the bar ) , but nope ...... no go yet ! Being paid to get your feet rubbed is awesome. I really really want a foot man.
I had a foot fetish customer. He'd give the best foot rubs. So much so that we became friends and are now dating. I love nothing more than footrubs and they excite me as much as him when he rubs my feet. It's funny because I always thought the idea of feet repulsed me but now I enjoy it.
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I have an Asian customer who comes in and gets VIPs for me to step on his chest. He is also a foot guy. Afterwards he takes off my shoes, bows to my feet and rubs them (no joke.)
I had a guy who wanted me to chlorophorm him...pretend of course. I had to sneak up on him and pretend to gag and muffle him with my white leg warmer! sooooo funny. he was also a hand guy...he wanted me to slowwwwly cover his mouth with my hand.
We have a really BIG BIG guy who asks every dancer to take a shit on him for 300 bucks. No lie. He's serious. He has a shit fetish. and i quote, "...and i want a big HEALTHY dump, no rabbit turds on my chest!!"
Our place is full of them. So many nothing surprises me anymore.
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DominoDiva- That is fucking horrible. I'm a camgirl too, I would NEVER do that no matter how money they gave me.
Worst thing about it is there's probably some evil bitch that would do it. :(
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Paris
I had a customer that wanted to pretend we were at Disney World when we went to VIP. He would go on and on about the rides at Disney while I danced full nude for him.
this is awesome!! i love disneyworld!!
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When I started to show I had a customer ask if I was pregnant, and then pay me $100 on top of the dance fee, for each 15 minutes, to PRAY FOR MY BABIES SOUL!
He thought it was disgusting that I was still stripping when I fell preg (and how could my husband LET me strip in the first place) and ended up spending over $1k on me.
That was my last week.
When I first started I had one really disturbing paedophile guy. I didnt know till it was too late, and it was my first week, so I had no idea how to say no and get him booted. He wanted to go to VIP, and hide in the room. Then I entered, and just took my clothes off, like I didnt know he was there. Once I was naked I had to brush my hair, then turn around 'see' him there and cover myself with my hands, then say "Daddy, what are YOU doing in here?!?!"
He paid me $2k (and paid the room fee with his credit card, so I had his name and address) and then the second he left the manager reported him to the police. I dont know if he ever DID spy on his daughter, or worse, but just the thought gave me the heebie jeebies.
To this day I wish Id had the self confidence to have ASKED one of the other girls/house mum how to deal with this and reported it earlier.
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^ugh it's like the guy who showed me a picture of his daughter telling me how much i look like her before we go to the vip, he didn't say anything weird though.