Faking it...explain, please?
I came to the startling conclusion that if I were to humor every customer on mfc who asked me to stick something in my ass, I would end up with a very sore butt at the end of the day.
I have heard mention once or twice of "Oh I fake it."
Someone explain to me how you fake something going in and out of your ass? What if they want closeup shots?
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This is a quote from CKXXX on another thread
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I fake anal all the time. With fingers, just curl them under like you'd fake pussy fingering. With dildo...make sure the dildo end is pointed AT the camera. Then they see the dildo, but dont really see your asshole. OR ...clutch the dildo between your butt cheeks if you want to try a diff angle.They see it going in and out of your "butt" but not your asshole. Move your whole body back and forth and make sure you moan louder and "insert" slower since anal hurts more. So they'll expect it and it will make it more believable.
She said it well. That's exactly how you fake it :)
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It works sometimes, sometimes they want to see every itch of it going in. so you will need to find a good lube for the guys who want to see everything.
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*Sighs* I just don't understand the appeal behind buttsex. Poo comes out of there!!!
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hahaha feels good if ur clean though!
*oh me*
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Blood and babies come out of our vaginas! *flails*
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sxcbbw
Blood and babies come out of our vaginas! *flails*
At least babies are cute...when was the last time you had an adorable poo? :P
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^ Um ROTFL @ That.
oooh I don't see anything wrong with anal but I sure don't want anything in there... :(
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I dont usually,either. Unless its my time of the month and I get so desperate for sex that I do it there! (my man doesnt do period sex...oh well)
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sxcbbw
:rotfl:well played...
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Originally Posted by
sxcbbw
Blood and babies come out of our vaginas! *flails*
HAHAHA oh god the image of a woman 'flailing' just made me LOL so hard hahaha
:hug:
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Originally Posted by
Xiomara
I dont usually,either. Unless its my time of the month and I get so desperate for sex that I do it there! (my man doesnt do period sex...oh well)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ew Xio
I couldn't do anything during that time!!! :O
Period sex where in the vajayjay? Oh nooooes! You're Freaky Xio!
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malayataylor
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ew Xio
I couldn't do anything during that time!!! :O
Period sex where in the vajayjay? Oh nooooes! You're Freaky Xio!
Psssh...put a towel down, you'll be fine. LOL.
Besides, orgasms get rid of cramps! :)
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^^ sure does! its such a relief.
Now, I just gotta suffer. Haha this is soooo off topic, but I remember the time my current kept saying "ur so wet" haha only I knew why! i washed him off with a wet washcloth in the dark and asked him to get in the shower with me in the morning. OK BACK ON TOPIC! to the OP:
I think its easy to hide it..kinda like the curl ur finger under type a thing...
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wanderlust08
Psssh...put a towel down, you'll be fine. LOL.
Besides, orgasms get rid of cramps! :)
Ewwwwwwwwwww LOL! I'd be mortified!
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Originally Posted by
Xiomara
^^ sure does! its such a relief.
Now, I just gotta suffer. Haha this is soooo off topic, but I remember the time my current kept saying "ur so wet" haha only I knew why! i washed him off with a wet washcloth in the dark and asked him to get in the shower with me in the morning. OK BACK ON TOPIC! to the OP:
I think its easy to hide it..kinda like the curl ur finger under type a thing...
OMG... Xio, You're something else.. LOL!!!
I still couldn't do it....just the thought
Lol @ Xio trynna get back on subject but yes.. That's really how you fake it .. like minnie says some guys actually want to see it going IN and OUT.