I was wondering what you're funniest moments at a SC have been?
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I was wondering what you're funniest moments at a SC have been?
Probably either when I set my acrylic nail on fire or when this dancer dropped her cig on this guys topee and set it on fire. I just dunked my nail in this guys beer...the topee wearer was beating himself in the head. ;D Flaming perverts are always entertaining! }:D
What is it with toupees and fire?
I needed to get my fake nails filled. They were to the point where they started to lift up. Anyway, I was dancing for an older man with a fake rug (unknown to me at the time). I went to run my fingers through his hair and his rug got caught under one of my nails. I had to keep from busting out laughing, while he look mortified, but assured him I loved bald men.
My fake pony tail once flew off as I was spinning around the pole on a packed friday night on main stage. I left after that. On another occasion I leaned over to light a cigarette and the tip of my pony tail caught fire. I mumbled something to the customer about lighting his fire instead ,after I extinguished my hair. He couldn't help laughing and still got a few LDs.
I saw a dancer squirt milk on a guy from her breast. To make matters worse the DJ's mic was still on and he exclaimed "got milk" then burst out laughing.
Another dancer spun herself off stage and busted her ass
^^^ I've seen the milk thing done... some guys love that. Somehow I would think that would be a health concern, so I don't find it amusing.
The nail thing was awesome!
I was spanking this girl and shečs like spank me harder, spank me harder, spank me harder! thwack, Ouch! okay other cheek, other cheek! haha.
I also tend to tease the girls alot when they approach, like when run their fingers through my hair, I tease them for being cavewomen and ask if clubbing a guy and dragging him back to her cave is how she usually gets guys.
Oh, if she starts off by rubbing my back, Ičll say something like Čyou know, the free back rubs are whole raeson why I come hereČ
I once had a dancer sit down with me for the first time. She was a very attractive 30 something woman with long dark hair who wore a wrap around her waist and stayed topless.
She was one of those dancers who talked about sex. She told me since she turned 30, her sexual appetite had peaked. Loved porn and tried everything, she said. "Except of bestiality. I've never done that."
"Well, you're young yet," I said.
She didn't seem to get offended, but after the dances she never approached me again.
I seriously want to check out the club Omegaphallic goes to. It sounds insane.
Some jerk had put a quarter on stage for the girl before me and when I ran onto my stage (I was a little late) I stepped on the quarter and slid. I ended up with my feet flying up over my head landing flat on my ass in front of a packed house. There might as well have been a banana peel on stage.
I just started dancing from the floor and pretended it didn't happen. When embarrassed, pull out the boobs and everyone suddenly forgets. The whole thing was so comical though that it was easy to take in good spirit.