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I want to start my own club called Trantric Harem
I want to start my own club called Trantric Harem
I want to start my own club someday and I was wonder how hard is it to aquire financing and talent.
I was thinking of calling it Tantric Harem, with beautiful slavegirls theme.
The dancing would have more story/acting to it, with WWE style intros for the girls. And rivaleries. Dance offs.
It would have a dirty talking female DJ.
It would kind of like what would happen if Mediveal Times, D&D, and a harem had a love child and it grew up to be stripper.
With touches of erotic spirituality and a stage hypnotist/evil wizard and induced hypnotic orgasms in the girls at the end of their dance, and left them with post hypnotic orgasm enducing suggestions.
Would any of you be interested in a club like that? Do you at least like the name?
I noticed a geek thread on the pink side, with a lot of girls admitting they were into RPGS.
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Re: I want to start my own club called Trantric Harem
Run everyone it's Cyril's evil twin!
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As a geek, this makes me both snigger and cringe all at once.
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Maybe a good idea for a porno. Certainly not one that I would watch though.
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If you can think of it there is a market for it.
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Re: I want to start my own club called Trantric Harem
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Originally Posted by
Athenathefabulous
If you can think of it there is a market for it.
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True but, unless this guy hits the lottery I think we are safe...
A club like what he proposes would need quite a bank roll since he would never get dancers to pay a house fee and work for tips. He would have to hire and pay his talent out of pocket. That's assuming he could find willing participants...
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^^Haha i was mostly being facetious.
im not particular concerned about the omegaphallic taking over the world with his tantric harem slave girls and emperor whatever loads.
ill let the guy dream though. Stripperweb is probably the most women he has talked to ever. i wouldnt want to take that away from him :P ::).
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Strip clubs are not easy to get into as a business. You should get a job in management before you take yourself to seriously... there's a good chance you'll change your mind on this whole thing.
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^^would this guy really be a good candidate for management?
i can just see it ... "I am EMPEROR OMEGAPHALLIC of the TITTY CITY galaxy! Come minions, give us your money and see mah slaves dance for ya."
:banghead:
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OMFG where do I begin????? I suppose let me get my prerequisite shit talking out of the way.... Omega, you must be a fucking 600 lb fat fuck stuck in his computer chair for the last five years only rolling away to play d and d with your buddies who have to roll your 26 sided dice for you since you cant move that much. Now that that's done....
This would never work for any number of reasons, but try doing some research on simulated sex acts..
kthnx bai.
just to clarify, I am a geek, I play rpgs and mmorpgs, but I hate idiots and have no problem with talking shit :)
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Originally Posted by
Athenathefabulous
^^would this guy really be a good candidate for management?
i can just see it ... "I am EMPEROR OMEGAPHALLIC of the TITTY CITY galaxy! Come minions, give us your money and see mah slaves dance for ya."
:banghead:
He may not be a good manager. Heck, he may not even be able to get hired as a manager. I don't know him though so I can't say.
What I do know is you have to be able to walk before you can run. In other words, try dealing with a bunch of strippers before you commit to having your entire life and bank account revolve around them.
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Originally Posted by
mediocrity
Run everyone it's Cyril's evil twin!
LOL, exactly what I was thinking!
http://www.gregs-mom.com/evil/evil%20spock.jpg
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I think, at the very least, this guy is from another country...possibly another world...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... aren't we dismissing the idea a little too hastily? Sure the concept is flawed but with a little work it could be successful and appeal to a specific niche market.
Obviously, the OP has recognized that there's lots of competition out there offering the exact same experience. I applaud Omegaphallic's vision to take strip clubbing to the next level with innovative concepts including WWE style entrances, grudge match dance offs and orgasmo hypnotists.
While these ideas may be enticing enough to get me through the door, they may not be enough to get me to stay or provide Tantric Harem with repeat business once the novelty wears off. As an established, savvy strip club veteran, I'm looking for a more interactive experience.
My solution? Incorporating the slave girl themed strip club with RPGs! I mean think about it... it's brilliant! How cool would it be as a customer to be able to create your own hero and build them up to be the ultimate PL? Some examples of possible characters you could choose from are:
Customers/players could then earn experience points every time they buy dances. Experience point values could vary depending on whether they were table, lap, or VIP dances and there could be a multiplier applied should dances be purchased in consecutive hit combos. Customers/players could then either use their experience points to exchange them for enchanted items (e.g., a Tantric Harem Chalice a.k.a., a pint of beer) or they could improve the characteristics of their hero (e.g., endurance, dexterity, etc.). Everyone knows all guys love competition. The club could have a Hero Leaderboard with the current top ten heros proudly displayed. Now this is an idea that would keep customers coming in on a regular basis in order to retain their hero status.
It's fool proof Omegaphallic! All you need to do now is raise the capital to make it happen.
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I worked in a club once where the owner actually had a throne set up on a little raised dais
he sat up there and you could go up and challenge him to a game of either chess or go if the club wasnt to busy, it was kinda cool
as to the OP
I seriously doubt that would work as a business
then again new york or LA probably has enough people that youd be able to find customers for pretty much anything
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Bob_Loblaw, that was REALLY good. Thanks for the laugh! The sad thing is that I know too many guys who would be all over this if they got to create their own in-club character.
FYI, if this happens I'm getting a pair of dice pasties with the 20s showing on both. ;D
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Originally Posted by
Bob_Loblaw
Whoa, whoa, whoa... aren't we dismissing the idea a little too hastily? Sure the concept is flawed but with a little work it could be successful and appeal to a specific niche market.
Obviously, the OP has recognized that there's lots of competition out there offering the exact same experience. I applaud Omegaphallic's vision to take strip clubbing to the next level with innovative concepts including WWE style entrances, grudge match dance offs and orgasmo hypnotists.
While these ideas may be enticing enough to get me through the door, they may not be enough to get me to stay or provide Tantric Harem with repeat business once the novelty wears off. As an established, savvy strip club veteran, I'm looking for a more interactive experience.
My solution? Incorporating the slave girl themed strip club with RPGs! I mean think about it... it's brilliant! How cool would it be as a customer to be able to create your own hero and build them up to be the ultimate PL? Some examples of possible characters you could choose from are:
Customers/players could then earn experience points every time they buy dances. Experience point values could vary depending on whether they were table, lap, or VIP dances and there could be a multiplier applied should dances be purchased in consecutive hit combos. Customers/players could then either use their experience points to exchange them for enchanted items (e.g., a Tantric Harem Chalice a.k.a., a pint of beer) or they could improve the characteristics of their hero (e.g., endurance, dexterity, etc.). Everyone knows all guys love competition. The club could have a Hero Leaderboard with the current top ten heros proudly displayed. Now this is an idea that would keep customers coming in on a regular basis in order to retain their hero status.
It's fool proof Omegaphallic! All you need to do now is raise the capital to make it happen.
:rotfl:
this post is so full of win
:worship:
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I applaud you, Bob Loblaw.
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I am putting on my robe and wizard hat....
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NERD ALERT!!! hahahahahahaha i am dying laughing at that! If you open a club like that phallic guy, I have to say I would pay to see it
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So who wants to join me in starting a guild? What should we call it?
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...946/th_orc.gif
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Bob is my hero. That is all.
*joins guild and does her hair all princess leia and puts on her slave costume*
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I've changed my mind. I think this is a fantastic idea. Can I also suggest adding cosplay, and maybe have a guy dressed up as C3PO walking around serving drinks?