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funny- mystery's stripper pick up tips
I found these rules to pick up strippers-I'd love to see the reactions when
some d-bag tries to pick up a stripper
RULE: Don't let a stripper dance for you.
The minute a stripper dances for you (for money), you become their customer
and they don't fuck their customers. DON'T let her dance for you - unless
it's
for free.
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RULE: Don't stale out the room.
Don't stay in the club too long. 30 minutes ought to be enough time to do
what you set out to do. Only extend that time if you are already in a good
conversation with a stripper. Initiate a chat faster standing than sitting.
Approach a sitting two-set and convey enthusiasm. Be more exciting than any
other guy was the entire evening.
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RULE: Enthusiasm is contagious.
Act enthused about something that happened to you and so will they. E.g.:
"Oh
my God, guess where we just were? You really missed out hanging here all
this time ..."
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RULE: Convey that your day has been INCREDIBLE and then proceed to explain
WHY.
Convey that meeting her is completely secondary. "NOTHING can wreck this
day!" Her day was boring compared to yours. When explaining why you had
more fun, paint a picture that makes her wish she was with you. "I met and
hung out with Brad Pitt. He was really a cool guy."
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RULE: Don't buy a stripper a drink. Don't buy ANYONE a drink. Don't buy
anyone ANYTHING. Buying things are for good friends and lovers.
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RULE: Have a performer image.
Appeal to the performer in them. Use Mystery's PHOTO ROUTINE because they
are so bored in there a little look at some pix in your pocket is welcome.
Let the photos convey you to be a very social and very cool guy. Talk about
the excitement of being on stage - identifying with their fears on stage.
Get them to think OUTSIDE of the club. When leading their imagination, lead
them into DAYLIGHT not NIGHT. Most guys think NIGHT only and convey only
this.
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RULE: At some point, matter of factly explain that you are well aware that
all this is bullshit (pointing to the whole concept of men getting off on
strippers) ... it's just an entertainment form and can make good money.
Then
... drop the subject and don't talk about her world again. Now bring her to
YOUR DAYLIGHT WORLD through imaginative storytelling.
RULE: Once she is out to the cafe or food place after, THEN you go VAMPIRE
WORLD on her. Strippers generally LOVE the vampire romance shit. Many
enjoy alternative lifestyles and ideas. Consider learning about Wicca
because many consider themselves Wiccan or Pagan. Don't get suckered into
BELIEVING any of the shit of course, but know the basics to bullshit.
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RULE: Use a lot of humour. Make her laugh. Laughter is a drug.
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RULE: Don't HIT on her.
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RULE: Don't compliment her anatomy.
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RULE: Treat all strippers as 10's and use a few NEGS as strippers are in a
mental state of control while in their own territory. She may only be an 8
in real life but while she works she is the boss and therefore a 10.
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RULE: Be slick on the CLOSE and be ready to give her a challenge. Don't be
too aggressive. Don't ASK for the number - instead lead them to ask you!
"Our knowing each other has nothing to do with this club. I'm going to the
IHOP for a bite after - let's continue this conversation there but don't
expect
much from me - I'm just hungry." Tell her that even though you aren't a
customer (you are friends with the DJ), you don't want to exchange numbers
inside the club - that way you can tell people you met at IHOP after her
work.
This club has nothing to do with you and her. Tell her to join you outside
of the club to exchange numbers and only when she is in street clothes.
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RULE: Don't get HORNY.
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RULE: Most strippers are open-minded and believe in incredulous concepts
such as ESP and ghosts. Use this for very interesting 'supernatural'
conversation threads. Since many strippers believe themselves to be Pagan
(and alternative religion), consider wearing a pentacle. Most strippers
prefer rock music and long hair on a guy but some like dance music and short
hair. Know which of the two generic stripper types you are talking to.
It's
pretty obvious which is which.
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RULE: Be BIG. Strive to be the center of attention. Don't think that the
quiet seduction will work in the club. No sexual shit in the club. Once
you have intrigued her enough to join you, she's already decided she likes
you.
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RULE: Make her think that you think she wants you. Assume this and then be
a challenge.
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RULE: Connect by having a "I live my life one day at a time' attitude. This
is to mirror their lifestyle. They ALL live life this way.
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RULE: Connect using, "So many people are so judgmental about things. You
seem really open and fun."
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RULE: Smile all the time. Smile when you walk in and keep it going until
you leave.
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RULE: Don't drink.
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RULE: If a stripper asks, "Would you like a dance?" Don't answer the
question. Instead, pattern interrupt her with, "Oh man, I'm not even HERE
... I just got back from a party where Brad Pitt was there. What a great
Guy."
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A Brief Q and A with Mystery on Stripper and Club PUA
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Q: Do you find, staying sober in clubs is the best way to insure PUA skills?
A: Real pick up artists don't drink. Clear and simple. They may choose to
ACT drunk at times, but that's it.
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Q: One factor I've had in the past, both in regular clubs AND strip clubs,
is that I feel a BOREDOM factor. BTDT = "Been There, Done That."
A: Think how BTDT the girls must feel. It's YOUR job to take them away from
this and interrupt their repetition. When you feel bored, decide to attempt
a crash and burn (crash and learn) - this is when you notice a situation
that looks impossible like a girl is with a guy. Approach and meet the guy.
That'll keep you from being bored.
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Q: Doesn't anyone else feel this Boredom and nervous feeling about clubs?
How can I REFRAME this - so I can go to these fishing grounds confident and
productive?
A: You are only bored because you aren't approaching. Meet PEOPLE. Not
only 10s, but meet them ALL. Make the club YOUR CLUB.
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Q: Since I have a photographer friend, is this a good approach? I.e.: I can
get you hooked up for modeling work? Are you interested? Isn't this a
standard Ross Approach?
A: Ross or not, too many people use the "Are you a model" approach,
especially in LA. Not only that, but the particularly gorgeous girls
already ARE models. Consider bringing pix with you and have the girl enjoy
looking through them with you (Mystery's Photo Routine). This is good, but
don't suggest taking photos of her until you have a reason to - like you are
already getting along with her.
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Q: Is this Modeling approach so cliche, so overused by AFCs - that girls
reject it? Fact: I get that disbelieving attitude often and it hasn't
worked well for me. If so, any new way TO REFRAME the old "Modeling jobs"
PU for success?
A: Don't bother with the modeling job PU - it's AFC. It doesn't convey
your personality. It instead promises something you have no reason to give
except that you want to fuck her. Why convey that? By the fact that this
approach hasn't worked for you, you should already have your answer. Just
show some pix you took. Not a portfolio. Make it look impromptu like you
just got them developed today. This is how one uses photos to convey
personality.
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Q: As time goes on - to me - these clubs get LOUDER AND LOUDER. I hate the
ringing in my ears so I have sometimes worn earplugs. Then I feel like a
LOSER with something (somewhat visible in my ear). Are earplugs considered
a sign of a Loser? In strip clubs, with the volume factor, I rarely sit
in the front (at the stage). Is the stage the best place to start in a
strip club - because you're more visible?
A: My stripper ex-girlfriends (XGFs) all called that area "Pervert's Alley".
Sit further back - NEVER sit in the alley. When a stripper approaches you,
immediately be interesting by changing the subject to, "Did you know Elvis
dyed his hair?" Notice how you are answering her "Would you like a dance?"
with a completely off the wall topic. You ZIG and ZAG the conversation this
way. Don't give her the stereotypical conversation threads she expects from
the next 100 guys she talks to. Entertain her this way. Stay away from
asking about HER. Talk about YOU. NEG's are good. Nails and Hair NEG's
are good. "Are those nails real? No? Oh. Well ... they're still nice :)"
Then (NEVER get a dance from a girl you WANT) get her OUT of the place.
Remind her that you are NOT her customer. Tell her you are friends with the
DJ or something and just came to visit. This will put her guard down. You
sound like you are already IN. "Oh I'm not a customer."
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Q: If you sit at the stage, do you have to at least tip $1 bills to not look
like a total loser?
A: DO NOT sit at the stage - that's a loser thing to do. Hang with the DJ -
meet him by asking him a bunch of questions like, "Hey dude, how did he
become a DJ. How do I get a gig like this?" Then hang with him. Build
rapport. He is your IN.
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Q: Can a PUA NOT tip at all and still be neutral for picking up women?
A: DO NOT pay for table dances. I have gotten FREE dances and I'll accept
those but that's it. The moment you become a CUSTOMER, it's OVER for you.
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All great tips to getting me to ignore a customer that tries to pull this stuff. The only girls who fall for this are the very new naive dancers.
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I broke all of those rules last night. I didn't bag a stripper...but I watched a great hockey game, had a kick-ass meal, a couple of beers, and dances from a couple of girls. I had a fun night. PUA fail.
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oh no 'fail to pick up the stripper'-you only get to look at a gorgeous woman
in a thong with no commitment and have fun-what a horrible way to live.
everyone knows you cannot have fun without makin the strippa your
special monogamous girlfriend
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After reading rule number 1, I realized I was wasting my time with reading any of the other rules.
My rule is go to the club, buy lots of dances and drinks, have a good time, leave your heart at the door and come back the following week and enjoy your time with a lovely young dancer all over again.
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Overall, a mix of useful advise for making a good first, if false, impression in any situation -- i.e. be interesting, upbeat -- wrong (be cheap), insulting "Most strippers are open-minded and believe in incredulous concepts
such as ESP and ghosts" and impractical --
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Most strippers
prefer rock music and long hair on a guy but some like dance music and short
hair. Know which of the two generic stripper types you are talking to.
It's
pretty obvious which is which.
Very obvious. Blonde, redhead, brunette; tall, short; rock and roll girl, dance music.
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I think I've seen guys try this at clubs. I think I had a lot more fun tipping the girls at the stage and buying dances from them.
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Pffft if a custie did most of those things, I'd think he's just another asshole and just walk off.
If he ain't buyin me something as simple as a drink, I'd be walking off.
I'm not there to be impressed. I'm there to work.
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I would never ever date someone who played lame ass games like this. We are there to work. If I were single I couldn't say there is no chance I'd ever date a custie, but I would never ever date someone who is cheap. Period. My suggestion to any guy who wants to pick up a stripper is to pull out all the stops. Not treat her like a piece of ass.
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;D This looks like it's been written by an 18yr old FHM reader.
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Lol, this makes me want to throw up. And the "make friends with the dj"-we have so many of those idiots in our club. They start thinking they are now everyone's "friend," whereas in reality nobody likes them, we just tolerate them (there are of course exceptions). It's funny because they think they are soooo different, but in reality trying to be different makes them fall into the category of "typical customer."
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I guess I don't understand IF the system works (big IF), why try it on strippers? Why not try it on a hot piece of ass in a regular club? This would have 2 major advantages:
1) MUCH higher likelihood the regular club girl is looking to get "picked up" than a stripper is (virtually zero).
2) You can see the stripper naked even if she hates you...even IF the system works, why not try it where it is needed?
It just doesn't seem like a "stripper pick up" system to me, even IF it works.
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It's obvious someone's got waayyy too much time on their hands....
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...mystery man is an amateur. Save time by going for the stripper jugular by having a flat tire with a van full of puppies & kittens in the parking lot during shift change.:D
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WiseGuy_TX
...mystery man is an amateur. Save time by going for the stripper jugular by having a flat tire with a van full of puppies & kittens in the parking lot during shift change.:D
Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww! Alas I don't know how to change a flat tire, but I'd play with the cute animals after I got the valet to help you. :D
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I have seen his show (once was enough) and read some of his crap (because people post it all over the damn interweb), and all I can say is - HOW THE FUCK does anyone take this lame ass joker seriously?! Really?! He is the supreme douche bag of the known universe and his advice ranges from the common sense to the comical (in general, not just the retarded stripper bit), with nothing original in there AT ALL. ould someone PLEASE go Showgirls scene on his ass with a stiletto boot?!
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Ugh, god, this shit reminds me of my ex. He was all into Mystery Method.
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Originally Posted by
Almost Jaded
I have seen his show (once was enough) and read some of his crap (because people post it all over the damn interweb), and all I can say is - HOW THE FUCK does anyone take this lame ass joker seriously?! Really?! He is the supreme douche bag of the known universe and his advice ranges from the common sense to the comical (in general, not just the retarded stripper bit), with nothing original in there AT ALL. ould someone PLEASE go Showgirls scene on his ass with a stiletto boot?!
Mystery is a fucking sales and marketing genius. Who cares if his shit works, he's made millions selling hope to a bunch of PL's. All he needs are a few guys that are decent enough looking and have a bit of game to personally hone as his sidekicks, which creates living testimonials. Meanwhile, he is selling books, DVD's, expensive seminars.
His work is really annoying out in the field because I have to deal with it. BUT, its so blatant and obvious when a guy tries MM on me, I can almost thank Mystery for giving me a quick "warning" about these guys as soon as they open their mouths!
I watched most of the first season of his show on VH1 because they filmed it in my town and several people I know are in it. They even filmed a segment at a strip club I used to work at. And let me tell you...that shit was super STAGED and FAKE!
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^^^ I love the "negs". Those things are gold. The quickest way to a woman's heart is to insult her mercilessly -
Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!
Is that your natural hair colour <yes> well its not bad <no> So you changed it to that?
Well at least you have a nice body
You have an “interesting” figure
Did you drink too much last night!
Eww your palms are sweaty
I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago
Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy
Where is your off button
Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child ?
You look just like my high school maths teacher
You need to get out more often...
(about her implants) Don't be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when you're swimming. If we were all lost at sea, you'd be the only one to survive.
To a girl wearing horizontal stripes – “is it true vertical stripes make you look thin”
I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I cant LISTEN to you though.
Oooh Sick You just spit on me! (when the girl is talking to you).
She interrupts: You can't sit still for one single minute, can you? Her: No. You: Do you have A.D.D.?
Her: How old are you? You: Why, do you need someone to buy beer for you?
She says something stupid: How much to drink have you had already?!? ..... Alcoholic!
There's something attractive about you...I don't know what it is, but I'm curious to find out.
I just had to tell you this, your body is the most perfect body for a woman with a great personality.
You look sexy... from behind.
Did you lose a bet with someone? Her: Why? You: Those shoes... OMG how do you wear them in public?
When she talks, gently interrupt: "Here..." and give her a tic-tac.
You know, you remind me of someone. A celebrity!! Who do you look like? Her: Well, people tell me....(some hot actress) You: Nah--I mean, I can see it in your eyes. I got it!..Ellen Degeneris! Her: WTF? No I don't--she's gross. You: No she's not. I mean she's a lesbian, and hence not my type--but she has clear skin and people say she looks great in person.
What you lack in feminine charm you make up for in dress sense.
I dig the way you give up fashion for comfort.
Hey where did you get that skirt? Her: Blah. You: My uncle is a cross dresser and that would be perfect for him.
Wow.. you could ALMOST be a stripper!
You are pretty.. you could have been a model.. if slightly taller.. and slimmer..
You are pretty.. are you an EX model..
I had to come talk to you cos you looked so cute.. from over there! (point)
You have something on your nose.
Cool perfume. I think my granny wears the same.
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I hear ya KS - add him to the list of people I can't believe make millions. See - there's marketing GENIUS, and there's marketing SUCCESS - and the two are not always the same. MM has had success, but there's nothing genius about him. He's like the twilight series personified - successful beyond justification, somehow greater than the sum of the parts despite the lackluster result. In a word, inexplicable. Genius I do not begrudge their success, however lame the product or whatnot. Random stroke of WTF success makes me want to kill people. Mystery, Stephanie Meyer, and the guy who stole the Snuggie idea and blew it up currently top my list (Excepting random music groups or performers with one hit wonders that nobody can explain how they got signed much less had a hit - ever hear "Chicken Noodle Soup With A Soda On the Side?).
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I slept with a customer once who also became my boyfriend/fuck buddy for about a year. He came into the club and took me straight to VIP and spent a big wad of cash on me. I was in love.
Some much for the stupid crap Mystery wants these guys to believe. Being a cheap douchebag is NOT the way to go.
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I picked up a stripper last week. A very drunk one that fell and me and another guy helped up. Does that count?
Thats my advice on how to pic-up a stripper, follow a really drunk one around until she falls then "pic her up".
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I've never hooked up with a customer from the club that didn't spend money. Nope, not once. And yes, I have hung out with several custies OTC, and not for pay. They tended to be hot, of course. BUT, they also spent money ITC. Otherwise, I wouldn't stick around long enough to get to that point.
Men, there is absolutely NOTHING you can say that is so interesting and exciting that I would forego making money to sit and chat with you about. NO ONE is that compelling.
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Originally Posted by
Almost Jaded
I hear ya KS - add him to the list of people I can't believe make millions. See - there's marketing GENIUS, and there's marketing SUCCESS - and the two are not always the same. MM has had success, but there's nothing genius about him.
This may be true, it was Neil Straus who put him on the map by writing about him in 'The Game'. Ironically, in the book, Mystery comes off as a social dynamics genius, but also a pathetic loser starving for validation and teetering on the brink of suicide.
The real genius is Neil Straus (aka 'Style'). He was already a well respected writer and journalist when he discovered "the Community" and wrote a best-seller about it, launching him and Mystery into super-stardom among all the geek-wanna-be-pick-up-artists of the world.