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I'm not trying to be Judgmental, i just think it's weird. Look, it has no bearing on my life, dude can do what he wants. Dude's wearing a Chastity belt, not beating anyone up. I just don't get it.
But you're right, I am being too Judgmental. My apologies. But i mean, i REALLY don't get it. The Bugs Bunny guy, either.
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I mean, they dress up like the Tasmanian Devil to GET LAID??? Some Women have seriously low standards. And that ain't no joke. That's a guy from a carnival! Not a fucking sex partner!
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Raziel
I just think it's weird.
People have a propensity to think I’m weird. Maybe they’re not wrong? My humor gets extremely dark, I think necrophilia is hilarious, I was raised in what could be considered by some to be a cult, I played guitar and sang (rather, growled) in a death metal band… it happens.
What’s the adage? Different strokes for different folks? Things like this, furries, mumble rappers, foot fetishists, people who turn sex into LARP or other forms of role play… it’s not necessarily for others not into it “to get”. It’s just something which speaks to those who partake in it.
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Raziel
I mean, they dress up like the Tasmanian Devil to GET LAID??? Some Women have seriously low standards. And that ain't no joke. That's a guy from a carnival! Not a fucking sex partner!
i feel like you’re probably dumbing it down a bit. I kinda women who partake in such a fetish think, “Oh, there’s this guy I wouldn’t normally give the time of day to, but now he’s dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog, so you’d better believe my panties will just drop for him now”. It’s probably more a matter of people with a mutual interest meeting and if they hit it off, then they hit it off. As for women having low standards, yes, some do, but you forget the kind of environment I work in and the things I hear about. “Hogging contests”? If we’re gonna cast stones here, the outcome in that matchup doesn’t favor the guys.
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Furries? Are you kidding me? Sorry, but i disagree. Furries are idiotic.
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But it simply is what it is, and it’s really nobody’s concern except for those who partake in it.
Although now I wonder if they end up with weird combinations which couldn’t be possible in the animal kingdom, e.g., someone dressed as an alligator and someone dressed as a cat.
I really hate how easily I start overthinking things.
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Honey, it's fucking weird. I mean, the whole furry thing. It's OFF.
But i guess i respect your position. You're gonna have to respect mine. A guy dresses up as a fucking Teddy Bear to get LAID? What kind of a fetish is this? What happened to FEET?
I never expected to ask that last one. I'd rather they be into FEET!
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Weird, yes, but it’s really just another form of role play or a fetish, which you have both people seeking casual encounters (and again, I highly doubt women would see a guy they’d never fuck and magically throw themselves at him because of a costume) and monogamous couples.
Come to think of it, it might be kinda fun if someone approached me dressed as Bugs Bunny. I could dress up as Elmer Fudd. The guy in the Bugs Bunny costume would be fucked, just not in the way they were hoping… I’m a little more proficient with guns than Elmer was. And, unlike Elmer, I haven’t been disarmed.
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A Teddy Bear? Or a Panda? Really?
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Yeah, i saw that movie years ago. It was fucking godawful.
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AChildOfBoredom
Weird, yes, but it’s really just another form of role play or a fetish, which you have both people seeking casual encounters (and again, I highly doubt women would see a guy they’d never fuck and magically throw themselves at him because of a costume) and monogamous couples.
Come to think of it, it might be kinda fun if someone approached me dressed as Bugs Bunny. I could dress up as Elmer Fudd. The guy in the Bugs Bunny costume would be fucked, just not in the way they were hoping… I’m a little more proficient with guns than Elmer was. And, unlike Elmer, I haven’t been disarmed.
There's a lot to unpack here, but let it be known for the record that Elmer Fudd, his aspect, mien and demeanor, are none of them conducive to SexyTime. I say we leave him and his tragically flawed shotgun in the forest where he is happiest.
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There's a lot to unpack here, but let it be known for the record that Elmer Fudd, his aspect, mien and demeanor, are none of them conducive to SexyTime. I say we leave him and his tragically flawed shotgun in the forest where he is happiest.
Who said anything about SexyTime? Aside from physical appearance, I’m not conductive to it either. I’m completely lacking as far as a sex drive goes, my humor tends to be dark and often morbid, and my personality is often scorchingly dry. It’s just that Bugs Bunny looks suspiciously like the Taliban to me, and I have a bit of a chip on my shoulder with them.
Just let me get a hold of that wascawwy jihadi wabbit…
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Raziel
I mean, they dress up like the Tasmanian Devil to GET LAID??? Some Women have seriously low standards. And that ain't no joke. That's a guy from a carnival! Not a fucking sex partner!
What do you think about those who dress up in the bedroom in general? Just genuinely curious..
I know many who have this kind of fetish where they dress head and toe in rubber, as well furry suits, masks, ect.
Both of them seem to enjoy it and it brings a euphoric feeling that they normally don't get in other ways.
They also get to know one another outside the bedroom before sharing their similar interests, so I am not so certain if this would involve standards.
I think there might be something there that someone from the outside doesn't necessarily understand who might not be into that fetish.
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BambiCutie
What do you think about those who dress up in the bedroom in general? Just genuinely curious..
I know many who have this kind of fetish where they dress head and toe in rubber, as well furry suits, masks, ect.
Both of them seem to enjoy it and it brings a euphoric feeling that they normally don't get in other ways.
They also get to know one another outside the bedroom before sharing their similar interests, so I am not so certain if this would involve standards.
I think there might be something there that someone from the outside doesn't necessarily understand who might not be into that fetish.
Look, these people are harmless, but i just don't get it. It makes ZERO sense to me. Who wants to fuck the Tasmanian Devil? And most women have higher standards than this, they'd never fuck a dude in costume. Frankly, unless a dude is 19 years old and that's his job, he better get outta that costume to get a girl to fuck him.
If this is a fetish, it's a weird one. And that's saying something. A lot of fetishes are weird.
Me, i like the Lotus Position, but that's straight sex.
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For me it sounds boring as watching paint dry, but I guess different strokes for different folks.
Thanks for giving further personal insight as to why you feel this way. ^^
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Fetishes are whack. There's foot fetishes (Which i don't really get), lingerie fetishes (Which i can kind of understand, at least that's sexy), POOP fetishes (which i REALLY don't get). There's a fetish for just about anything. It's nuts.
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Bulldozer fetishes (I totally get those)
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You wanna fuck a Bulldozer?
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No. Just demolish a lot of stuff.
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That's a fetish? You'd get wet from doing that? Who polishes you off?
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Don’t know how it would affect me, just that I’d enjoy it one way or another. Considering those who have made themselves available as suitors, I think I’d opt for going the DIY route for the polishing off part.
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If we knew each other for real, i'd polish you off. I'm good at it. It's a skill i have.
But we don't so, Ce qui sera sera.
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And how do you know I don’t have meth teeth and the figure of Mama June?
There’s probably a fetish for that, too.
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