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Re: No Sex in the Champagne Room...or the bedroom...or the living room...or anywhere!
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Originally Posted by
malayataylor
Lmfao @ Jack. @ Wanderlust, Girl I thought this was just a silly phase with him..kinda thought he was playing hard to get? DUMP HIM ASAP! You can call me and I'll dump him for you.
ROFL. Damn that's some middle school shit girl! I used to do that for friends all the time cuz they thought I would be "nicer" about it haha.
We just had a *very* spirited text exchange. I'm out of reefer but I have a nice lil resin stash and resin makes me ballsy for some reason.
Right now though, I really wanna recreate the scene from Office Space below....using HIS dvd player.
Bring it, bitch!!!!
http://www.treehugger.com/office-spa...ng-printer.jpg
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Re: No Sex in the Champagne Room...or the bedroom...or the living room...or anywhere!
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Originally Posted by
wanderlust08
ROFL. Damn that's some middle school shit girl! I used to do that for friends all the time cuz they thought I would be "nicer" about it haha.
We just had a *very* spirited text exchange. I'm out of reefer but I have a nice lil resin stash and resin makes me ballsy for some reason.
Right now though, I really wanna recreate the scene from Office Space below....using HIS dvd player.
Bring it, bitch!!!!
http://www.treehugger.com/office-spa...ng-printer.jpg
was just joking about dumping him for you... LOL! I think he's into guys ..
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He's either into guys, cheating, or just a lame-ass cold bastard.
Either way, I told him that because he thought I was too needy that I'm giving him a week without any sort of contact from me at all, and if he's still a cold emotionless bastard I'm out.
Truthfully, I know he's still going to be cold and emotionless, I'm doing it to prove a point and lord it over his stupid ass.
Aaaaand I already called my friend J the couch-surfin hippie with the 8 1/2 inch dick. I feel super relieved knowing I don't have to talk this dumbass til next week and I am going to get my kicks in the meantime. Then, when I dump him for being an asshole, I'm going to tell him all the wonderful things I did in his absence.
I have not been laid in almost two months. I'm itching to get some, and get some I will.
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Sounds like a plan. :D Hehehe. Sweet revenge.
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Re: No Sex in the Champagne Room...or the bedroom...or the living room...or anywhere!
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Originally Posted by
wanderlust08
He's either into guys, cheating, or just a lame-ass cold bastard.
Either way, I told him that because he thought I was too needy that I'm giving him a week without any sort of contact from me at all, and if he's still a cold emotionless bastard I'm out.
Truthfully, I know he's still going to be cold and emotionless, I'm doing it to prove a point and lord it over his stupid ass.
Aaaaand I already called my friend J the couch-surfin hippie with the 8 1/2 inch dick. I feel super relieved knowing I don't have to talk this dumbass til next week and I am going to get my kicks in the meantime. Then, when I dump him for being an asshole, I'm going to tell him all the wonderful things I did in his absence.
I have not been laid in almost two months. I'm itching to get some, and get some I will.
Why did you tell him that? You should have just done it. .. When the time comes he'll know what you're doing and really won't care because you just told him that this was what you were gonna do.
When my bf makes me angry. I don't ignore him. I reply to all his texts/answer his calls and act like the happiest person ever BUT I avoid seeing him at because I know If I see him I'll get weak. Being mean to him or being bitchy will only make the situation even worse. I wait it out for about 3 days to a week and he comes crawling back like a little puppy. IT NEVER FAILS! Ignoring him for a whole week could seriously be the end of your relationship. Guys just don't get it.
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But after this latest fiasco, I don't WANT to be with him anymore. I'm still not sure if I'm going to avoid a hospital trip (bad, horrible kidneys...should send them back to the manufacturer but I lost the receipt lol) and his dumb ass wouldn't see me for 30 minutes??? He hasn't seen me since last Thursday, he can go fuck himself.
Plus there's a new club here I wanna try dancing in (just 1 - 3 nights a week...I can print business cards with my website info on it and cross promote.) and now that I'm single I can do that.
Plus, I need to get laid. You don't pull the plug on sex on a girl who's worked her entire adult life in the sex industry AND is a recovered anorexic. It does not help with the self esteem.
Pointe blank, he's a heartless dick and I hope his falls off.
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My offer still stands... we can try the cheating approach and see what happens...:D
On the serious side --- If you love this guy, give him a chance to explain. Tell him that, whatever is going on, he can tell you and you won't judge him or hate him. Was he around women? If yes, then ask him if he's met another girl and wants out of the relationship. If he was only around men,... ask him if he's gone gay and tell him you won't judge or tell anyone....
Hopefully, he's just upset because he killed someone, but everything else is okay.
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At this point, I don't CARE what his issues are. He's been treating me like shit for the past few weeks.
I'm also tired of him lording his military record over everyone's heads, as if the fact that he served in the military makes it okay for him to be a douchebag and no one's allowed to say anything to him.
If anyone has a slight disagreement with him, he's all, "Oh I fought for your freedom to say what you want." Bitch, then STFU and let me say what I want!!!
He bails on plans, he's flaky....he just bought a motorcycle, drum kit, and new xbox but he wouldn't loan me $20 to pay for my antibiotics so I wouldn't have to use my credit card and I've spent probably close to two grand on this asshole.
There's a good chance my kidneys are gonna land me in the hospital again but he can't even take 30 minutes out of watching SpikeTV and playing Farmville to see me? He can go straight to hell.
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Originally Posted by
wanderlust08
At this point, I don't CARE what his issues are. He's been treating me like shit for the past few weeks.
I'm also tired of him lording his military record over everyone's heads, as if the fact that he served in the military makes it okay for him to be a douchebag and no one's allowed to say anything to him.
If anyone has a slight disagreement with him, he's all, "Oh I fought for your freedom to say what you want." Bitch, then STFU and let me say what I want!!!
He bails on plans, he's flaky....he just bought a motorcycle, drum kit, and new xbox but he wouldn't loan me $20 to pay for my antibiotics so I wouldn't have to use my credit card and I've spent probably close to two grand on this asshole.
There's a good chance my kidneys are gonna land me in the hospital again but he can't even take 30 minutes out of watching SpikeTV and playing Farmville to see me? He can go straight to hell.
dude you're pretty smart... im sure you get it by now. this would have been the oh hell no moment for me.
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Yeah, I'm done with him.
But the week still stands. I'm not gonna meet Prince Charming in a week , nor do I want to, so an immediate break up's not necessary. Mostly I'm doing it to be an evil bitch, because if there's even an off chance he decides he wants to work shit out, next week I pull the plug with every intention of really, really, REALLY hurting him.
I'm not usually a vindictive person, but dammit, I am tired of guys thinking it's okay to treat girls like shit with zero repercussions.
If I knew more of his friends, I'd go sleep with them.
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Re: No Sex in the Champagne Room...or the bedroom...or the living room...or anywhere!
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Originally Posted by
wanderlust08
At this point, I don't CARE what his issues are. He's been treating me like shit for the past few weeks.
I'm also tired of him lording his military record over everyone's heads, as if the fact that he served in the military makes it okay for him to be a douchebag and no one's allowed to say anything to him.
If anyone has a slight disagreement with him, he's all, "Oh I fought for your freedom to say what you want." Bitch, then STFU and let me say what I want!!!
He bails on plans, he's flaky....he just bought a motorcycle, drum kit, and new xbox but he wouldn't loan me $20 to pay for my antibiotics so I wouldn't have to use my credit card and I've spent probably close to two grand on this asshole.
There's a good chance my kidneys are gonna land me in the hospital again but he can't even take 30 minutes out of watching SpikeTV and playing Farmville to see me? He can go straight to hell.
As someone who has had kidney disease for ten years, if my husband didn't drop whatever the fuck he was doing and come with me to the hospital, I'd either beat the crap out of him or serve him divorce papers.
I don't know what a PMC is but this guy sounds like he drives the Fail Bus. Gross. Get rid of him. Drop him like Snoop would something hot.
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Originally Posted by
wanderlust08
Yeah, I'm done with him.
But the week still stands. I'm not gonna meet Prince Charming in a week , nor do I want to, so an immediate break up's not necessary. Mostly I'm doing it to be an evil bitch, because if there's even an off chance he decides he wants to work shit out, next week I pull the plug with every intention of really, really, REALLY hurting him.
I'm not usually a vindictive person, but dammit, I am tired of guys thinking it's okay to treat girls like shit with zero repercussions.
If I knew more of his friends, I'd go sleep with them.
Did I mention that him and I go way back?... We've been friends since kids.
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Oh Jack. Same joke, two threads, what am I going to do with you. Is your GF holdin' out on you or what?
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Gah, he's such a weirdo...
Today's texts:
Him: I might come visit you this afternoon if you're up for it.
Me: Up to you.
Him: Yeah, I will definitely let you know. And if I do come I will smoke a bowl with ya. It's about all I have but I know you have been needing it.
Me: It's cool, either way.
Him: I know....I want to see you. Maybe I can stay there? I mean, I can't make you feel better but I can keep you company.
Me: If you'd like.
Him: Awesome! Well yeah, I will try to come keep you company.
Me: Ok sounds good.
WTF?!? He's such a dumbass. As soon as I tell him to leave me the fuck alone here he comes. I doubt he's even gonna come over, I feel like he's baiting me, but ugh!!!!
Dumbass.
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Farmville is such a gay game lol.
And yeah, the military had really nothing to do with this. Mine has PTSD and while it has affected his sex drive and other things, it was nothing like this. I say don't take his bait, play the evil bitch, and let him come to you.
Does he realize how serious kidney diseases are? My aunt almost died because of a kidney stone and the resulting surgery. In other words, she did die for a few seconds. It seems like he's living in la la land with the video games and stuff.
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I'm gonna let him live in the fantasy world. If he comes over (with reefer) then excellent, I need to get stoned my effin' back hurts. But I truly don't care either way.
In any case, I'm weighing the idea of going back to dancing (and cross promoting that with my cam persona), and I NEVER do well dancing when I have a boyfriend. I really want to be single again.
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Go for it. Rake in that money! :D
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Originally Posted by
mediocrity
Oh Jack. Same joke, two threads, what am I going to do with you. Is your GF holdin' out on you or what?
She's out of town visiting her parents for a few days and I'm horny. :(
Are you still dancing in Austin?
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My rule is if a guy plays Farmville, he's a freakin douchebag.
Seriously, that should be the deal breaker right there.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ozvYdZpOSI...3039234-13.jpg
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So I guess that whole not talking to him for a week and then dumping him thing didn't work out huh? Maybe he just wanted to see if you'd jump at the first bone he threw you, which you did.
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Re: No Sex in the Champagne Room...or the bedroom...or the living room...or anywhere!
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Originally Posted by
jack0177057
She's out of town visiting her parents for a few days and I'm horny. :(
Are you still dancing in Austin?
Nah dude works in NOLA we moved here like almost two months ago. I only work like once a week now. Ok. If that. It's been two weeks now.:-[
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Originally Posted by
laurcon
So I guess that whole not talking to him for a week and then dumping him thing didn't work out huh? Maybe he just wanted to see if you'd jump at the first bone he threw you, which you did.
Laurcon you're speaking my language these days.;D
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fffff.
Dump him dump him dump himmm. Seriously. No excuses. This guy has nothing to offer you - not even a hot dickin', so fuck that noise. Please do not make me come round there and blast Single Ladies remixed with Independent Women while you're trying to sleep. I hate flying. Please? For me? :C Waah.
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DUMP THAT DOUCHE!!! GET SOME HIPPIE DICK!!! lol
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Oh and wanderlust? After seeing your pic you're way to cute to bang losers. And he's a loser.