Ooooh, sweetie, I'm sorry they won't let you on the site. But you can take it as a compliment from the rest of society's (i.e. non-sex industry) point of view. I've been trying to make my butt smaller all my life, then I joined the world of stripping and have been trying to make it look bigger ever since.
I love my butt at the club, but . . . there are times I want to wrap it in duct tape under my clothes to reduce the jiggle-jiggle. It's just not appropriate at the office.

