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* This crazy crazy methhead faked a seizure on stage. God oh God she was nuts.
* Another girl was throwing a tantrum all night (she was the resident troublemaker/token ugly girl) & tripped over her own feet onstage. Then she had the gall to call a bouncer over & claim a tile on stage was the cause of her tripping, not her dumb ass...lol
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Here are a few that I can remember:
My first club, a girl was leaning over the tip rail with one foot on the stage and another poised on the table that is attached to said tip rail. Both surfaces are made of plexiglass material. The girl puts too much weight forward and her foot goes through the plexiglass table, she lands on the customer with her foot still in the hole. Thankfully no one was hurt and the management fixed the hole within the same week it happened. This was also my first week dancing that this happened and it scared the hell out of me lol.
Two girls on a side stage trying to impress two customers, both of them were under the influence. Dance 1 tries to do a pole trick while Dancer 2 is standing right next to the pole. Kicks Dancer 2 in the back of the head, she falls off of the stage, manages to flip over a table and is knocked unconscious. When she does come to, she cannot see well and is taken to the hospital immediately.
One of these same girls also had a habit of trying to do tricks off of the structural beams by hanging literally from the tops of her feet upside down. One night she fell and broke her nose. And since then she hasn't done again. It makes my face hurt just thinking about it. -_-"
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There's a Eastern European girl at my club who rubs her clit on stage for tips and a fat dirty looking white girl who stretches her asshole with her fingers. Both if these go back to grabbing the pole with their dirty little hands. My club has gone down the gutter.
Also a black girl that doesn't shave, lays on her back with legs spread and knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful.
Another girl used to go on the tip rail lay on her back then lift her legs in the air and raise her butt then SLAM it down as hard as possible. She had those illegal butt shots so was always trying to figure out how to make loud noises with her ass.
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lokikola
There's a Eastern European girl at my club who rubs her clit on stage for tips and a fat dirty looking white girl who stretches her asshole with her fingers. Both if these go back to grabbing the pole with their dirty little hands. My club has gone down the gutter.
Also a black girl that doesn't shave, lays on her back with legs spread and knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful.
Another girl used to go on the tip rail lay on her back then lift her legs in the air and raise her butt then SLAM it down as hard as possible. She had those illegal butt shots so was always trying to figure out how to make loud noises with her ass.
Aaaah, nude dives. They do make for some great stories though, don't they?
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Oooh me next! I haven't read this whole thread so hopefully it's slightly original stories.
* I saw a girl on amateur night forget to tuck her tampon string in and it was hanging out for an entire song. She was naked after her first song, string dangling for 3 entire minutes. Her chosen stage name was "sexy chick"
*ive seen a girls shoe fly off of a two story tall spinning pole and broke someone's nose at the tip rail...
* I worked with a girl who would routinely get fucked up and spit on her own chest at the tip rail. The guys loved it because it reminds them of cum on a girls chest. Ewwwwww ladies, please don't hock loogies on yourself, ick!
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I'll start it the not so crazy but more of a wtf situation. We had a new girl start, she didn't have the tightest body. EVERY time she got on stage she'd sit in the most unflattering position and head bang. Picture a chubby girl sitting flat on her butt, legs spread, rolls hanging over, head banging to Journey like she was on some weird drugs at a metal concert...it hurt to watch.
Next. Stripper 1, known for being crazy. Like throwing chairs into mirrors and ripping lockers off the wall kind of crazy. About 5'7" and very athletic. Stripper 2, also known for being crazy. I've personally seen her break out 3 windshields. Very petite, 5' max.
I came in to visit my friend at her club. We're sitting at he bar while Stripper 1 is beginning her stage set. Out of nowhere Stripper 2 comes rushing in carrying a baseball bat and jumps over the 3 foot rail onto the stage like a tiny ninja. She proceeds to literally beat Stripper 1 off the pole. Everyone just watched in shock until a customer reached in and threw Stripper 2 over his shoulder and carry her outside where she took the bat to him as well. When all was done there was pieces of weave ALL OVER lol. Stripper 2's reason for the attack "I've just never liked that crazy bitch, have some class and snort your blow in the bathroom like everyone else" :O
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Here’s a few I can think of:
-Was working over the weekend, girl climbed the two story pole and was trying to come down doing the splits, and hit hard.
-I’ve been on stage walking to wipe the pole in the beginning, and fell right down (luckily not many people were in there).
-Grabbed the pole with my right hand on bottom and left hand on top, to do that sexy get up off the ground thing..floor was slippery and I fell. Lol.
-Went to sit with a bachelor party one night. One guy was drunk and I looked over, and that guy is making snot come out of his nose into his friends lap!!
-I’ve thrown tantrums before because there will be a room full of people and no one tipping!! I usually stretch when no one tips..or just practice
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lokikola
T knees bent and lifts her butt/lower back off the floor over and over again. It's more of an exercise move but squeezing her glutes like that does not look good and because she's hairy all I can think about is a baby heads crowning any moment. It's so awful..
That made my stomach cringe!
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There was a girl last week who does this weird knee raise facing/beside the pole and it just looks like a show horse doing their prancing thing and it's no good
Also she bends over with her knees bent and waves her butt and then bounces it from side to side and it's just not sexy and she's so skinny that like it's just this bony ass waving strangely in the air with a bent back
And the rest of her show is entirely shoe bangs. Sat with a veteran who was basically jumping for 90% of her show and I felt terrible for the guy
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Legz541
I'll start it the not so crazy but more of a wtf situation. We had a new girl start, she didn't have the tightest body. EVERY time she got on stage she'd sit in the most unflattering position and head bang. Picture a chubby girl sitting flat on her butt, legs spread, rolls hanging over, head banging to Journey like she was on some weird drugs at a metal concert...it hurt to watch.
Next. Stripper 1, known for being crazy. Like throwing chairs into mirrors and ripping lockers off the wall kind of crazy. About 5'7" and very athletic. Stripper 2, also known for being crazy. I've personally seen her break out 3 windshields. Very petite, 5' max.
I came in to visit my friend at her club. We're sitting at he bar while Stripper 1 is beginning her stage set. Out of nowhere Stripper 2 comes rushing in carrying a baseball bat and jumps over the 3 foot rail onto the stage like a tiny ninja. She proceeds to literally beat Stripper 1 off the pole. Everyone just watched in shock until a customer reached in and threw Stripper 2 over his shoulder and carry her outside where she took the bat to him as well. When all was done there was pieces of weave ALL OVER lol. Stripper 2's reason for the attack "I've just never liked that crazy bitch, have some class and snort your blow in the bathroom like everyone else" :O
Cocaine is a helluva drug............
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One girl was so drunk she threw up on stage. I happened to be in the dressing room when the manager confronted her and told her she had to go home (which is lenient considering lots of clubs would fire you for getting so sloppy). She tried to convince the manager that she wasn't drunk, she was just on her period and spontaneous puking "happens sometimes".
Another drunk girl was doing floor work on her back and ended up rolling off the stage.
I've seen a handful of fights break out on stage. Usually when customers were throwing money and the piles got mixed, or fights over what money was intended for whom. I swear I think some customers purposely instigate drama like they find it amusing to watch two naked girls fight over dollar bills. It's never a good look.
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I am a typically quiet worker but there was one night this guy kept touching me and refusing a dance. Last time he was in my set, he tried sticking a dollar in between my lady parts and stick his grubby fingers in me. I had enough of him towards my end of my last shift. He tried the same tactics wth the dollar but this time i twisted his fingers super hard, took off my 7 inch heal and clunked him in the head with it. Girls have been fired for much less. I was willing to deal with the consequences after. After i hit him, the music stopped, the manger was watching the stage when i hit him started to lsughed super loud. I could hear him from the back of the bar. He yells back "get this fool out of here, if he pissed of (my stage name) then he must be a fuck up. Then all the girls that was working that shift started to clap and most came to tip me while the bouncers came to my stage to toss his ass out.
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ladyambition
I am a typically quiet worker but there was one night this guy kept touching me and refusing a dance. Last time he was in my set, he tried sticking a dollar in between my lady parts and stick his grubby fingers in me. I had enough of him towards my end of my last shift. He tried the same tactics wth the dollar but this time i twisted his fingers super hard, took off my 7 inch heal and clunked him in the head with it. Girls have been fired for much less. I was willing to deal with the consequences after. After i hit him, the music stopped, the manger was watching the stage when i hit him started to lsughed super loud. I could hear him from the back of the bar. He yells back "get this fool out of here, if he pissed of (my stage name) then he must be a fuck up. Then all the girls that was working that shift started to clap and most came to tip me while the bouncers came to my stage to toss his ass out.
This is awesome.
I forget if I posted this here but- one night a crackhead dancer with some serious drug issues came into work and actually got on stage for her set. She was so high she almost flew off the pole when she did an invert (the DJ actually yelled "whoa" over the mic because he didn't want to have to drag her off stage if she hurt herself.) I'm not sure if she collected her tips, she was bugging so hard. She hadn't done her hair or makeup so it was basically a stage set by Homeless Crackhead Barbie.
I know it's mean to talk about but this girl was a total bitch. Too many beatings from her pimp and sucking the glass dick all damn day.
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Another drunk girl was doing floor work on her back and ended up rolling off the stage.
This is bad of me, but I imagined this and started laughing.
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Not exactly crazy, but I used to fist-pump on stage. :-\ Haha, I wasn't even aware I was doing it at first I just would start getting into the music and get lost for a moment lol. Probably looked dumb lol.
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SuperJa
There was a girl last week who does this weird knee raise facing/beside the pole and it just looks like a show horse doing their prancing thing and it's no good
Also she bends over with her knees bent and waves her butt and then bounces it from side to side and it's just not sexy and she's so skinny that like it's just this bony ass waving strangely in the air with a bent back
And the rest of her show is entirely shoe bangs. Sat with a veteran who was basically jumping for 90% of her show and I felt terrible for the guy
I want to harm the stripper who invented shoe clacking! Like that is not a move. It's stomping like a toddler to get attention
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SugarCookies
This is bad of me, but I imagined this and started laughing.
Me too!
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There's this one girl who will get on her hands and knees on the edge of the stage, and let guys basically moterboat her pussy. Most don't even tip. Looks really bad.
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The new thing at my club is booty bumping customers in the face from the stage. It’s basically assault with the size of some of these enhanced booties.
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There's a video circulating stripper Instagram with a girl giving head to a dildo and whipped cream coming out of her mouth. Shit like that makes me happy I don't dance anymore. The girls who owned up to it live in Miami too, so I'm inclined to believe it happened here.
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I saw a sloppy drunk dancer sit down on stage, take out her tampon and start fingering herself, she then rolled over and some how fell off the stage (the stage had a little knee high padded wall around it)
She was so much trouble.
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Dancer high on what we later figured out was fantasy, decided to do a back flip on stage and landed on her face
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StassiMarie
There's this one girl who will get on her hands and knees on the edge of the stage, and let guys basically moterboat her pussy. Most don't even tip. Looks really bad.
OMG!!!!! Yikes
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Not as wild as some of these, but here's what I've got
-One girl would put on a sweatshirt and literally just sit there for her whole set if she didn't feel like dancing. This same girl has also gone up in her street clothes and no shoes (willingly) because they told her she couldn't go home and had to get on stage. She was hands down my favorite person in the whole club
- A dancer wore a wig for the first time and didn't know she had to secure it. Needless to say when she inverted it fell onto the floor and the customers were laughing so hard they tipped her in twenties.
- A customer smacked a girl's ass during a dance and she turned around and slapped him so hard I could hear it from the back of the club. I high-fived her afterwards.
- One girl did a full split on the ceiling like it was nothing and I damn near had a heart attack because I was so amazed.
- One of my favorite girls in the club was dealing with a racist customer who kept calling her the n-word, and then threw a drink on her. She went to the kitchen, came back with a metal bowl, yelled "Guess what fuckboy" and hit him over the head with it so hard it dented the bowl. I don't think she got in trouble because he honestly deserved worse.