Originally Posted by
_Avery_
I am the WORST dirty talker ever!
I just can't take it seriously....lol
Guy- "Hey baby, do you like anal?"
Me- "Nah, seen too many ass tulips."
Guy- "Do you like creampies?"
Me- "I love pie!"
Guy- "Wanna see my 12inch cock?"
Me- "I don't think my computer screen can handle it."
Guy- "What's your favorite position?"
Me- "I like being in front..." :O
Guy- "I'd love to fill you with my cum"
Me- "Dude, no way, no more babies!"
Guy- "Do you swallow?"
Me- "Well, yeah, I'm not gonna chew it and spit it out. I like being full."
I just can't take it seriously!
Some guys laugh, but some guys leave.
Even if I was to TRY to talk dirty, I'm laughing...and they can see that!
lol, but really....does anyone have any "dirty talk comebacks"...lol, I don't even know what to call it. Can you share some of your phrases?? Lol...I really need to at least TRY to take the dirty talk seriously. :P
Thanks ladies! :D