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Re: Talking dirty
when a man asks me if i like to talk dirty im like YES YES YES talk to me about shoes / pizza!
-uhhh..... shoes... my wife has a jimmy choo pair
-oh stop it youre turning me on
-...and a chanel
-keep going i love it ooohhhh
but shoes aside, im rubbish. i dont know how people could get into it. unless theyre so deluded they think the private dance is making me horny that would make them extend, sure. but yeah im always waiting to be cought out and made to feel stupid
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Re: Talking dirty
I just want to hear someone say:
Guy: Do you swallow
Meh: No, don't want to get pregnant
(I'm going to do it, I can't help it. The opportunity will come up instantly I'm sure... and I'm going for it... like a dumbass XD)
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xD
I'm in the ranks of Those Who Cannot Talk Dirty
I crack up because what I'm supposed to say sounds ridiculous. and then I crack up more because men think it's sexy. and then I completely lose my shit because OH GOD they don't know how hilariously trite they sound
and then I'm a giggling, completely unsexy mess of lulz
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Re: Talking dirty
guy called from NF other night and woke me out of a dead sleep - he's like - eww bb what are you wearing me -- a big t-shirt and panties -- CLICK haha - guess that wasnt sexy for him - -
my suggestion is to make a list of "buzz" words and work those in - guys are pretty simple - wet-slippery-juicy-throbbing-yea baby- more - harder- just like that- say their name alot
many times they will do alot of the talking and i just interject with - i like that - your so naughty - that makes my pussy wet - blah blah
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Re: Talking dirty