Why is my ex throwing his new relationship in my face? What is the logic behind this?
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Why is my ex throwing his new relationship in my face? What is the logic behind this?
Lol, No cover stories for me either when I was married. Too much trouble and honestly, we aren't fooling anyone most of the time. The girls that are going to give you what you want don't really care if you are married. Often times they actually prefer it since they want your money, not a stalker.
Well....I'm not the obvious expert on all things guy.....that MiracleDJ is but:
Guy #1: When he comes to pick you up for a date, answer the door completely naked, holding a giant....and I mean GIANT dripping wet dildo. and simply say: "sorry, i wasnt expecting you so soon, its just that when i go out with you I know i have to get mine BEFORE the date."
Guy #2: After your next date, when you get to your door, tell him to close his eyes and hold out his hand. Make sure his eyes are closed, and take a shit in his hand, then quickly go inside and close the door, leaving him there with your shit in his hand.
Guy #3: He is going to be a little more tricky......just before you are about to blow him.....and he pulls his pants down....laugh at him and ask where the rest of it is.......but then suck him off anyway....but when you are done, hit him with the claw end of a hammer.
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@ Safado: but you touched your dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yuck:
Yup. Same goes for women too, though. Who doesn't like the excitement of something shiny and new?
For instance, I just got home with a new cable modem, some CD's, and a new wireless mouse. I had to immediately open them all and play with them. Now, its 10 minutes later and I'm already bored and have forgotten about them. They are functional and useful, and I love them and am glad I got them. But nothing like when you first unwrap them/install/listen.
Cheating is fun. There, I said it, and I know I'm not alone.
A washed penis is not dirty, and urine in a healthy person is sterile. That being said, I think everyone should wash their hands after peeing because:
1. Public bathrooms and places themselves are dirty
2. Its good to periodically wash your hands through out the day anyway, as they get bacteria laden from your surroundings. So if you're already in the can, might as well give them a good wash.
Sometimes I don't wash my hands after I pee at home, usually before bed or getting up first thing. Ewwwwww, so gross! Lolz.:P
Haha! Exactly! I mean, seducing a new person is mega hot right? I'm currently sniffing around this super hot blonde who is 99% sure she is into girls...I sooo don't like that type, but oh well, she's smokin and into me. ;D That being said, I don't lie about it. Daddy's already seen pics of her and all that jazz. New partners are exciting though. It may be shallow, but it is very true.
Umm, NO.
A "washed" penis can still harbor open sores, viral shedding, etc. And URINE?? It can contain infectious agents capable of spreading disease (even the person may 'think" he/she is healthy).
I worked in hospitals for years and I can assure you anybody who would examines a patient's genital area with bare hands (even if it was "washed"), or handled urine samples without gloves because they thought it's sterile or "harmless" would be FIRED for endagering the health of others.
Certainly. I meant, a healthy person's penis; no sores, no illness.
And hospitals/doctor offices are different, you MUST be super sterile because sick people are there in bulk.
Anyway, I do generally agree, its gross not to wash your hands, particularly in public. And we don't know when we may be getting sick and infectious.
I just don't think its a huge deal, in your own clean home, whilst healthy, to have the occasional piss, and not wash after. I almost always do out of habit anyone, don't most? Shouldn't they?
Yea but we're not talking about the comfort of your home (which btw, if you have children or elderly in your home, I'd be more careful if I were you), I was responding to safado, who said it was cool to go without washing so long he didn't piss on his hands, yuckkkkk.. since we all know dudes hold their dicks when they pee.
I think you're doing a pretty good job of it already with the guy you gave ambiguous answers to about coming over, but then told the next day how you can't wait to see him.
Admittedly, I've never been very good at playing games. In fact, I've been told my game is weak before lol. I identify most with the guy you think is being pushed away. Just speaking for myself things like that are like psychological warfare and they just seem mean. I would probably have my feelings hurt if you only responded to 1/3 of my texts. I would think you were stuck up and thought you were too good for me. It would make me kinda angry and I'd move on (quickly).
So, if it were me I'd want you just to be straightforward. No one has ever called me cocky before so I'm thinking maybe with these 3 guys you'd have to take a different approach. hmmmm, what do I know about cocky guys? Well one of my best friends is a professional basketball player overseas. I can never be better than him at anything or he denies it/gets offended. He never admits to being wrong either. I use to have a boss that was not only cocky, but thought of himself as a player. He was dating a Mavericks dancer and she use to come by work sometimes. I remember not wanting to be around him on days she was suppose to come by but blew him off. I really couldn't tell you if that made him want her more or if it made him upset. Either way he cheated on her repeatedly so I think it probably didn't matter.
I think what might help the most is if I tell you about the times a girl fucked with my head successfully and it made me more interested.
One time I was getting back with my ex, while she was seeing someone else. Neither of us had talked to each other for a few days. I think we were both playing the I'm not gonna make the first move game. She knew I was a huge Mavericks fan and it was during the nba playoffs. So I'm watching the Mavs game and at half time I get a text from her, "guess where I'm at?" I'm like "where" and she says "courtside at the Mavericks game. I wish I had thought to call you, this all came up so quick. My customer knew someone on the Kings staff and he got me and my son tix." I was so jealous! I knew what she was trying to do, but it messed with my head anyways. Like how could she know I love the Mavericks and not take me when she could of gotten me courtside tickets? How much does she really care about me? Stuff like that, along with is she just doing this to get attention?
I'm thinking something along those lines that might work for you would be. Go out to a club text him how much fun it is and he should come out and meet up. Then split before he gets there, don't answer his texts for an hour or so and then make up a story about how your friend had to leave, now its late and you're tired, talk to ya tomorrow.
Another time there was a girl I worked with at a club. We would sext all night at work and she always gave me a ton of compliments and texted some really, really dirty things. Then finally she broke up with her boyfriend. So I invited her to my friend's pool party and she said she'd love to come. 2 nights before the party she called me after work, which she had never done before, and said I just really wanted to hear the sound of your voice. Then she no showed at the pool party and made up some excuse about having to go with her Dad to some golf tournament. It was pretty head scratching, but I must admit I wanted her more.
I guess what I'm saying is give them lots of compliments, but let your actions betray your words. Be a little flakey and don't agree with them that often. I don't think you can go too wrong with that plan. Just be careful b/c you're playing with fire and you don't want to burn a bridge.
Also, I don't know any guy who likes only having 1/3 of his texts replied to. If you're interested in them you should probably up your reply rate. My suggestion would be close to 100% just be slow to reply to some texts. Like if you wanted to wait 4 hrs to reply to 2/3 of the texts thats fine. Not replying at all, I think that sends the wrong message.
I agree, I've found the forums to be full of very interesting, open, and honest discussion. I particularly enjoyed reading some of the archived threads. Hopefully, this thread can be as entertaining and insightful as many of the other threads have been on this site.
Np, I would see right through you, at least I'd like think I would. But thats only b/c I've worked as a DJ in gentlemen's clubs for 3+ years. I remember when I first walked into a strip club as a customer. I had no idea what was going on. So, so gullible. So everything I said goes double for guys <25.
Really? thats awesome. I wasn't trying to imply that, but I guess I did sorta think most women faked an orgasm from time to time. Thanks for setting me straight :)
I think the movie I think I love my wife does a pretty good job documenting in a very funny way why married men are tempted to cheat. So I disagree its mostly b.s. or a cover story for some guys. Tho, I can't disagree there is a large segment of married men who it does apply to.
I think the movie I think I love my wife does a pretty good job documenting in a very funny way why married men are tempted to cheat. So I disagree its mostly b.s. or a cover story for some guys. Tho, I can't disagree there is a large segment of married men who it does apply to.
I've only ever really loved 3 girls in my life (not counting my Mom of course). And only 1 of them loved me in return. When we broke up, I didn't waste any time letting her know about my new relationship. We had planned to go see a movie that weekend. Instead I took another girl and made sure I let her know all about it. My reasoning was resentment. I was upset and I wanted to show her what she was missing out on. In my mind, I had spent so much time thinking about what our life would be like together. I was the most open with her I had been with anyone else before. I let her in and then she broke it off with me. I had invested so much time and emotion, it just didn't feel fair. So any time I got a chance I would rub it in her face so to speak.
Unfortunately, showing her what she was missing out on is exactly what I did by acting like a spoiled child. I think your ex will later regret what he's doing now, but he's hurt, he feels betrayed, and he's lashing out.
MiracleDj, which clubs do you work at in Dallas?
I have a question... I know it goes along more the lines of personal preference and its probably a detail that most guys dont even notice, but what type of nails do you think guys like? I have acrylic but I get them as short as a natural nail (mainly just cause I think they look more polished, not for length) Anyway I usually have french manicure but do guys like colours more? I've always wondered this... I get a lot of compliments from guys when I have red nails which I always thought looked kinda trashy..