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You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.
Well my stage name is Ivy. When I tell that to a customer they almost automatically say "Oh, like Poison Ivy! Are you poisonous ;)?" No dumbass I'm Ivy like you're gonna need an I.V when im done with you!!!
And to you? Regarding your accent, stage name, etc...
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"whats your real name"
"i know how this works"
"oh go to ____ club. all the girls there make so much money!"
"oh you should go to vegas. you can make like 2k a night there!"
ooh here is another one of my favorites: during a dance in a less private area "you should let me grope your breasts more. then the other customers will notice and buy more dances from you."
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I second all of those lol. Soo annoying!
Also "What??___(insert amount here)?? I can get sex for cheaper!!"
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How about (I'm sure we all got this) "Why don't you want to date me? I am better than the other customers?"
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"i know the manager"
"oh no im not here to get dances. im just here to see the manager"
"oh no im not here to get dances. im just here because my friends made me come here. but you should stay here and drink with me."
"now i know how this works and i dont want to waste your time, but i just want to let you know that i dont by dances. Im not THAT type of customer."
ugh. i am so tired of these drunk buffoons who think they are so original. and they wonder why so many strippers are bitches. its like well genius, we are bitches to the dumbasses like you. a good customer will wander into the same club, meet the same girls, and say we are all sweethearts. why? because we are nice to people who dont suck.
/rant
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Originally Posted by
Kellydancer
How about (I'm sure we all got this) "Why don't you want to date me? I am better than the other customers?"
my favorite is when they say this after trying to buy sex.
or my all time favorite was a customer who during a dance first asked me for meth... then asked me for sex by saying "well you have to understand, im not from here. and im not a pervert or like the other customers who only want sex. but how much would i have to pay for a dance with full sexual contact?"
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"No one can see."
"What does your bf think of you dancing?"
"Is that suppose to be you on your arm?" regarding my tattoo
"Why'd you leave Vegas to come to Wisconsin?" (I swear, I'm just going to start telling guys I was born here)
"Why do you have so many tattoos?"
"The other girls let me do 'this, that and the other'"
"What are you doing after work?" going home and fucking my husband....::)
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"how old are you"
"is that your REAL name? ...no, really, cmon, whats your real name?"
the whole "its HOW much? thats not worth it. whats the difference between private and regular dance?"
"what do i get in the private room" U get ME, ALONE, in the room, on your lap. answer your question jackass?
"well what can i do to you in the back"
and my ALL TIME FUCKING FAVORITE... "i dont get dances, theyre just a tease" then STFU and get out the club..
the end.
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"Girl, you go make yo money. I don't buy no dances. You go make yo money."
I also HATE it when guys try to hustle other guys for me. "You should ask that guy over there, I bet he wants dances."
"Yeah, I used to work as a DJ in a strip club, so I know how all this works..."
"I'm just here for the cheap beer."
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^ Pretty much everything everyone has already said, haha...l.
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Stupid young guys in groups pointing at each other goin " John will have a dance take him he's really rich"
or the worst same type of guys pointing at older guy who has given me £££ earlier " oh arent u glad u got nice young guys like us, it must be horrible dancin for guys like him!!"
then u just about get £20 out of them and listen to thier crap , when the older guy spent ££ and was a gentleman uggghhh!!!
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'Ohhh you have a black widow tattoo. I don't wanna have sex with you cause you'd kill me!' Ok dumbass with bad breath... I don't want to have sex with you either.... cause you're ugly and fail at life. And you're old and would probably have a heart attack anyway. So yeah. I would kill you. Geezer.
'I make XXX a day/week. I'm soooo rich. A dance is HOW much??? 10 bucks are you KIDDING ME??' Yeah, sooo you're either a tightwad or a pathological LIAR. They have meetings for that I'm sure. Here's a quarter, go buy a LIFE.
'I'm gonna spend sooo much money on you!' ::buys 10$ dance then leaves:: Yeah... maybe, somewhere 10 bucks is a 'lot' of money. But not here, and not me. This isn't TGIFridays and I'm not impressed.
'I like more contact with my dances.' Well tough titty said the kitty. I like champagne and money, do you see me crying?? Oh shit, do I gotta call the WAHmbulance?
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Why do you do this?
and
Jessie... ohhhh "I wish that I had Jesse's girl" (singing).... me thinking (you are a retard, Jesse is a guy in that song) but instead say, "mmmm who is my girl? Lets go find her and go for a double".
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The infamous 'You're too pretty/smart/good to do this.' Yes, while I realize I'm probably the most gorgeous woman you've ever laid eyes on, I don't think there is a such thing as being 'too pretty' to dance. I have two legs that work just fine, and I can climb a pole and grind on laps like the rest of them. Would you prefer an ugly, dumb, smelly stripper? Because I'd gladly send one over, just for you!
'I don't pay for what I can get for free.' Yeah, just keep tellin yourself that, bub. By the way... just because your mom pays the cable, doesn't mean Skinemax is 'free', lol. Go beat off in the basement, you disgust me.
'Harleigh... like the motorcycle! Can I ride you?' Ahaha, you're SOOOOO clever. I so have not heard that line in like, forever. You should be in comedy. ::)
'So, you're a Dominatrix... does that mean you're on top during sex? Hurr hurr hurrrrrrr' Look, Mr. Vanilla Pansy-Pants... Just because you don't know the definition of a BDSM term because you are too closed-minded and uneducated, does not mean I want to take time out of my day to explain it to you. If I have to educate you, I expect to be paid. You pay tuition for college, so why not?
'You're not from Alabama, you don't have an accent!' Yes. I refuse to talk like an uneducated redneck... so you label me as a liar since I don't have some derpy accent. Not everyone from the South talks like that.
'Are you Russian? You look Russian.' Oooookayyyyy. I'm not sure how someone 'looks' Russian. But no. I'm Caucasian/European, so I COULD theoretically be Russian. But I'm not. Maybe it's my 'fake' accent since I'm not from Alabama. ::)
'Are you bi?' No, I'm just staring at that girl's tits because it's better than looking at your face. Actually, that's exactly what I was doing. A better answer to this question is, I'm damn near lesbian.
^'A man can do things women can't do.' HAHAHAHA okay, yeah. In your dreams maybe. I mean, you could have some kind of magic tentacle penis I've never seen before... but I doubt it. The better answer is... there's only been ONE man to ever give me an orgasm... and I'm still with him. :D
'I'd rather take you out to a nice dinner.' Haha, since when do Lobster tails pay bills? Is this something new? I wasn't aware you could take Filet Mignon to the power company and they'd magically let your power stay on! COOL!!
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Are these real? (And then they argue with me that they're not and I really shouldn't be ashamed to tell the truth, okay.)
Do you have a boyfriend? (Give me a dance and go to hell is usually what I'm thinking right about now.)
I got money, but I'm not going to waste it on dances! (Oh sure, and you've been sitting here for how long with warm beer? Losers!)
What's your real name? Come on you can tell me. (Uh no, I can't! That's why I have a stage name to protect my identity, as if.)
Are those extensions? (Ooh wee, are we a beautician? Is there a half price sale on weave? Then, why is it any of your business, idnod?)
Can you hook me up with a free dance, it's my birthday. (Oh sure, as soon as you tip me $20. It's like a peace offering.)
Are you going to let me grab your boobs and a$$ during the dance? (Oh, that's so kind of you to ask. NO!!!)
I could go on for days with this mess... :O
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Sometimes, when I'm at the club... I feel like that lap cat that got rubbed the wrong way and is angrily flicking it's tail... and if you keep up you're just going to get bitten. That's what happened the other night when I almost punched that guy.
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Originally Posted by
Harleigh HellKat
Sometimes, when I'm at the club... I feel like that lap cat that got rubbed the wrong way and is angrily flicking it's tail... and if you keep up you're just going to get bitten. That's what happened the other night when I almost punched that guy.
Yeeesssss. I love this image!!
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"Well I don't wanna hold you up...." Im a grown woman u idiot you don't have the power to " hold me up" Im here because Im working the shit out of you and wAtching you get wasted, and sooner rather than later you will be in VIP telling me how you NEVER do this, or Im not your usual type or whatever.
"Im not THAT guy"
"Give me a little bit, I'll come find you". Right. There are 400 girls in this bitch and Im supposed to believe that when you are ready to spend your one precious twenty dollar bill that you will sift through the endless amount of half naked women to find me and bless me with it. No thanks, Im dancing now and if not then Im not coming back so you can give me another excuse
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When guys hear that I grew up in Kansas: "So where're yer red shewz, Dorothy?" ::shit-eating grin::
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Originally Posted by
Harleigh HellKat
Sometimes, when I'm at the club... I feel like that lap cat that got rubbed the wrong way and is angrily flicking it's tail... and if you keep up you're just going to get bitten. That's what happened the other night when I almost punched that guy.
i often feel like this too. except i probably lash out physically a lot sooner than most people. i think the quick release of anger is what keeps me sane.
but yea, especially when they keep trying to go for the pussy and i keep dodging it. its like poking a lion with a stick... do it more than twice and im going to hurt you. and i wont feel bad about it either.
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I'm tired, but I think you've all covered it all . Did someone already say " you need to work harder on the stage for this" ( single dollar ).
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Ohhh yeah! The 'Make her EARN it' line. Fuck you. ::grabs dollar:: This ain't Burger King and you can't have it your way.
Yeah some guys just love playing poke the bear. I had to stop myself from breaking that dude's nose. Probably would have been an improvement though.
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"You hate this job, don't you? No, no, you do. I can see it in your eyes. Don't lie to me."
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I would answer that question: Only because of assholes like you lol!