More weird shit on stage..
So before last night, the weirdest thing to happen to me on stage was when a female customer literally bit my ass when i wasnt looking (http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=138286). But last night takes the cake, i think.
I was on stage and there was an older looking customer wearing a "military police" hat sitting at the stage, and he had the 'i have no intention of tipping you' look. so when i encounter these customers i ask them if they will tip me before i put my boobs in their face. His response: "do i have to?" me: "yes you are sitting in the tipping area." so he goes to get out a dollar and simultaneously reaches for my boob. so i catch his hand and slap him. and then he decides not to tip me, so i grabbed his hat and through it on the stage out of his reach and went to the other side of the stage.
Out the corner of my eye i see him fumbling with his money and im thinking maybe he feels apologetic. So in a minute i head back over, and he is gone, but i smell a burning smell. I look down and there is a 20$ bill with one end of it smoldering. I guess he tried to light a 20$ bill on fire, throw it on the stage, then leave. but he failed, so it only burned the end of the bill.
So in the end: well i got 20$ + other stage tips and a free hat. all in all a good end to a good night. Me: 1 Creepy Customer: 0. ;D
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What a dick..funny pic though
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Hahaha, priceless! And this is why you don't fuck with a stripper, they're ninjas in disguise! Does he not know it's illegal to burn currency? Also you look like a waitress at the stripclub here in town.... hmmmm
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unfortunately im not :(. i wish i was in BC now. i love vancouver! i took this after rolling out of bed this afternoon with my stripper make up sort of on. i need to get out of the habit of passing out in bed with my clothes and makeup on lol.
but yea, we are ninjas in disguise although to be honest i see a lot of girls act very patiently towards these guys. i a guy tries to grope you on stage, i say slap them. no mercy! but thats just my opinion.
also i had no idea it was illegal to burn currency :O
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Hahah, You earned 20$ and a free hat.
It's funny how he attemped to light a 20$ on fire... Is that even allowed?
Here you cannot smoke inside and lighting things up deff gets you kicked.
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That's funny. I love stories like this.
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Awwww, come to BC! Yes it is illegal in the States, and jackass gotta get slapped. Im getting really Kick/Ban button happy with camming, lol.
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lol. it's funny when guys go and do stupid shit just to prove that they've got the money. it's like dude, i wasn't telling you off because i think you're poor. i was telling you off for being an asshole. thanks for showing me what a bitch i am by throwing your money away. you sure taught me a lesson.
i've never ended up with that money, though. but other girls have gotten some pretty good stage tips and occasionally champagne rooms. dudes did it just out of spite.
more likely to see guys tipping more generously when girls give them shit on stage. i don't understand that mindset, but i'll gladly play their game.
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coz really thats the best way for him to react for getting slapped and acting like a tool.
throw burning money! HardxCore
nice work though! all in one podium.
imagine if it was a 100