Well my idea would be for people in the camming community to read it. Like I said, it would be in the styel of NotAlwaysRight. Not sure if you've ever been there...
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I am already naked in a gold show and a custie says:
FLASH, BB!
Um, flash what? I am already naked. Did you want me to tear off my skin and show my ribcage?
Do these guys have some sort of autotext program? It would explain a lot!
custie (after being a freeloader for at least 30 minutes and not tipping a single dollar): LOL. Awe, that is a cute little muffin top you have going there.
*banhammer*
Bitch please, I am barely 100lbs. Take your 'Mystery Method negs' to some other girl's free chat. Your attempt at trying to make me feel bad about myself is an epic fail.
I DESPISE the guys that try to pull that "Game" crap on me. Really? You think I didn't ALSO read that book that came out years ago, and was very very famous, and has been referenced in all kinds of other books, movies, and tv shows? You think that I really have NO IDEA what you are doing? GAH!
dude messaged me a few days ago asking for paypal and a full body-stocking. I said nope on both and minimized his chat box til he went away.
same dude messaged me this morning abruptly asking me for a discount (no hello, just "$1 per min?"). I was working so I ignored him.
same dude messaged me this afternoon with "you know you'll make more if you take paypal" (umm, yeah...cool story bro). I was on cam at the time.
same dude messaged me earlier tonight with "no wonder you don't make any money". I read this to a regular as we sat on skype for tea and politics (and a large tip on top of the booking)
Dude is so right. If only I followed his wisdom and gave discounts and paypal to broke-ass losers with far too much time on their hands I'd finally get the hang of this cam thing::)
Seriously, who is this bored and pathetic? Oh right, broke-ass losers who know everything yet do nothing :)
LMFAo!! all these stories freaking men lmao
One guy told me I should accept PAYPAL for a Skype show & he would pay me after the show. LOL he said he has been a premium member for years and he does this with all the top models. Then he told me he would just mutliple the amount of minutes by 7 and that would be how much money I would make, because he pays 7/minute. I said no and he said, "sorry i thought you wanted to make money" lmfao .
i love how when i do c2c in pvt, after its over a guy is so proud of his self because he swears he got me off because i was looking at his ugly cock.
sorry buddy, but your cam was covered by a picture of louboutins....THATS why i came.
Hi ManyRoses, Which book are you referring to? I want to read it. :-)
Had a sicko come to my room and ask if I had a daughter to get her watch him jack off in Excl for extra gold. I told I didn't do underage play of any kind, copied the dialog into the report window, sent it off and was about to ban him when he said: "That's ok, can you fuck a dog in Excl, then?" I told him both things he was asking for were illegal and against the site rules, but he said they were illegal in the USA only and many girls on the site did it. WTF? Had to report him one more time. Can't tell if the guy was trying to catch me on agreeing to do illegal shit or really was a weird two-way pervert.
Freeloader: brb gonna grab some tokens
Me: <good luck Sunshine...this is AW!>
I have. NAR is funny to a wide audience of people. You don't have to be in retail sales or phone support to understand why it's funny because the experiences are universal. I'm not sure that our experience would generalize as well as NAR does but you're welcome to it.
I just like the NAR page on FB. Never heard of the site before. People in cust svc put up with some horrid characters.
Thank you ManyRoses for the book recommendation. I was thinking maybe it was The Bro Code haha but The Game sounds even more entertaining.
jv2719781: u daddys lil girl
Orchidina: no i am a grown, adult woman who can stand on her own two feet
jv2719781: ok
"Are those your real eyes?"
No, I had a transplant a couple of months ago just because I wanted blue eyes. -___-
Lol. They think that you are wearing colored contacts.
I get it ALL. THE. TIME. because I have really bright blue eyes.
Of course, I do wear contacts, but they are prescription - utterly colorless. But then when I occasionally have to adjust one, or get something in my eye, and casually say "oh damn, my contact just did something weird, give me a sec" I will ALWAYS have some moron say "I knew your eyes weren't natural".
Yeah, because contacts weren't invented for vision problems. Just to make you look better. MORON
WOW what a loser. I wear contacts for colour all the time and I've even worn just 1 or sometimes 2 different ones to be weird and most of the time the guys don't even notice :loco:
Today some guy came in my room RAVING about tattoos, calling me a slut, dumb, whore, ugly etc etc... really? Why waste your time?
You make better money if...(if you show me tits/ass/pussy free)
You make better money if.. (do my fetishes free)
You make better money if.. (do not log at the same time than other model. Honestly the other model see when I log and then she log in too)
Freeloaders: Show me tits. Show me ass.
Why donīt you put your private on sale? (I do special like pee, poo in some sites)
When guys go on and go on, but not buy anything at all.
Do u want to be my wife (peasant)? (noooooo....)
How are u and where are u from? (over, over and over again)
What do u do in pvt? (when it says very clearly on the topic!)
What do u do in pvt? I do fingering, masturbation, squirt, anal... (customer)Log out.
Do u like child? (=pedophilia) (Guy is just very uggly and mad or cop)
Do u escort? (in some sites this very normal) I says no then customer:why, u do not need any money????
Do u have (some special) leather jacket, trousers, skirt..? Then I says yes, customer says why donīt u wear it know (in priiiivate...).
This isn't so much on cam, but it happened on ELm so i guess it counts. i did a custom vodeo for a Finnish guy who lives an hour away. Finnish guys are usually pretty good guys on cam sites, considering veryone I've worked with before this guy has been polite, respecful, etc. Anyway, the video didn't come out the way I wanted it to but I didn't have enough time to re-do it, so to make it up to him I sent hom a free video with the custom that was basically the same video I'd just made only much better. It has a value of $25 and he paid $45 for the custom so I thought it evened out.
But yesterday I woke up to a message from him about how I don't appreiciate any of my customers and that all of my good feedback must be because guys feel too bad for me to leave me negative feedback.
The punchline? You know what was wrong with his video?
MY CATS WERE RUNNING IN THE BACKGROUND AND MAKING NOISE. That was..really, the only issue. So, because I can't contol my kittens while I'm masturbating, i must not care about my custies.
[1:21:33 PM] nikhilsinha11: hyyyyyy
[2:36:42 PM] nikhilsinha11: wanna show................ready????
[4:56:13 PM] Buff Drinklots: Okay
[4:56:16 PM] Buff Drinklots: Send me the payment.
[5:22:08 PM] nikhilsinha11: dere????????????????
[5:22:21 PM] Buff Drinklots: Yes
[5:22:24 PM] Buff Drinklots: I can do the show
[5:22:28 PM] Buff Drinklots: You need to send payment.
[5:22:44 PM] nikhilsinha11: i want a hr show......u hv time?
[5:22:50 PM] Buff Drinklots: Yes
[5:23:15 PM] Buff Drinklots: tomorrow is my birthday. I'm just relaxing today. I have plenty of time
[5:23:31 PM] nikhilsinha11: great
[5:23:38 PM] nikhilsinha11: happy birthday in advance
[5:23:45 PM] Buff Drinklots: thanks!
[5:24:12 PM] nikhilsinha11: can i ask favor?
[5:24:29 PM] Buff Drinklots: What's that?
[5:24:57 PM] nikhilsinha11: a smallest of ur preview......as a guarenteee
[5:25:26 PM] Buff Drinklots: The only previews I give are my hand waving against the wall. I don't show my face or anything, just to show camera quality.
[5:25:55 PM] Buff Drinklots: To be listed on CamModelDirectory you HAVE TO BE VERIFIED. You have a Skype call with the website owner to prove you're real
[5:26:09 PM] nikhilsinha11: ok....show me
[5:26:23 PM] Buff Drinklots: Okay but just so you know I won't be looking at the screen
[5:26:34 PM] Buff Drinklots: so if you try to show me anything I won't see it
[5:26:51 PM] *** Call to nikhilsinha11, duration 00:16. ***
[5:27:10 PM] nikhilsinha11: show ur face....please babe
[5:27:21 PM] Buff Drinklots: Not for free
[5:27:32 PM] Buff Drinklots: You've seen my pictures and I'm verified
[5:29:55 PM] Buff Drinklots: I'm sitting here willing and waiting to do a show for you.
[5:31:13 PM] nikhilsinha11: sit behind me ...i m paying u wait on cam till then???
[5:31:40 PM] Buff Drinklots: I don't turn on my cam until i've got money in Amazon.
[5:32:09 PM] nikhilsinha11: here u cam me ...i start paying u.....u decide
[5:32:31 PM] Buff Drinklots: Just Amazon GC me and my cam will go on. It's easy as that.
[5:33:01 PM] nikhilsinha11: if u on ur cam then i will pay u
[5:33:13 PM] Buff Drinklots: That's not how it works.
[5:33:34 PM] Buff Drinklots: SnSend me the money, and as soon as I see that it's there, my cam goes on and we cam for an hour
[5:33:34 PM] nikhilsinha11: ok then ...i hv got another babe
Do girls actually fall for that crap?
Ok, so I have this guy badgering me to take a picture of my underwear, morning and night, everyday, for two years. How much does he offer me? A whopping $50 for a 2 year commitment. Of course, with things like this, I have to put it in perspective for this idiot (just because from time to time, I feel like making a point).
Guy:"would you do it for 50 on paypal for 2 years?"
Me:
"50 overall for two years? Alright, let's do the math shall we?
Taking one picture in the morning: 30 seconds.
Taking one picture in the evening: 30 seconds.
Uploading onto the computer (organizing into a folder etc): 3 minutes.
Sending the email: 3 minutes.
Per day: 7 minutes
Per week: 49mns
Per month: 196 mns
Per year: 2,352 mns
Two years: 4,704 mns = 78.4 hrs
78.4 hours, overall, for $50.00 sweety. That's $0.64 and hour. Do you now think that's a fair request to ask? I didn't think so.
Also, if you thought that I was completely stupid, we all know that paypal is not adult friendly. Not only are you looking to pay me MUCH less than an illegal immigrant worker, you also were about to not really pay me at all were you?
So please take your request elsewhere (preferably up a dark atrium located in your rear end) if you do not have the money. I am worth a LOT more than your $0.64/hour.
Goodbye dear, and you keep fantasizing that any girl will every commit to this great "deal" of yours."
In yo face, with class.
Dayum Tlulu, you tell those cheap bastards!!
Ha!! But yeah...that is a ridiculous request!!!
$50 for TWO YEARS!?!?!?! I'll only sign a lease to an apartment for a year at a time, there would be no way that I would consent to commit to sending photos to a customer for that long!!
How about a monthly "plan"? You send me $30 on the first of each month (a dollar a day), and I will send you pictures for that month. I cannot imagine doing something for less than a dollar a day, no matter what it was!!! Ugh. These guys are SO cheap!!