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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
justanothercamgirl
A collection of the most stupid shit I've heard in the last couple of days. >:(
1. On SM: Why would I pay to see tits? There is so many free boobies on this site. (Tried to smile after his douchbags comment and not grind & grit my teeth too loudly about the shit girls give away for free.)
2. On MFC --from a regular: If I give you my last 20 tokens can I see your breasts. I am not rich you know. There is no way you'll ever get 1000 tokens for your countdown tonight. (I bite my tongue to prevent myself from telling him that he was fucking lucky that wasn't getting charged $9.99 a minute.)
3. On MFC: What would you do for 100000 tokens? It is my last night on MFC and I've been saving up. Oh, you aren't going to get naked in free. You just lost a 100000 tip, bitch. Goodbye! ( Riiiiiiight. Just sucks to me tonight, I guess.)
4. On SM: The reason you didn't make your GOLD show goal is because you didn't get naked during your countdown. All the successful girls do it. (Really? Where the fuck were you for my last GOLD show that went through just fine while I kept my clothes on. Fuck your career advice!)
5. On SM: $9.99 a minute, well someone thinks highly of herself. You fucking wish. (Actually, I don't wish. If I couldn't get $9.99 a minute I wouldn't be asking for it. Supply and demand, douchbag!)
And my personal favorite
6. I ain't going to pay my $1 to see some chick with bad teeth when I can pay $1 to see some Grade A Beef. Fuck you, I am out of here!
Awe, muffin. You couldn't call me fat, ugly or stupid so you were reduced to stomping your feet like a 5 year old and tell me that I have bad teeth? WORST.TROLL.EVAR! Next time try harder! }:D
Love it... GOLD. They all sound like similar things I've heard. All of those guys are douche bags who never will spend money anyway. It's always about what you COULD have gotten, but there is always a reason why you didn't. :)
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freeloader: thats my favorite color
freeloader: mhmm
freeloader: i would be shocked if you held them up in your hand
about my undies....
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Originally Posted by
xobarbiexo
freeloader: thats my favorite color
freeloader: mhmm
freeloader: i would be shocked if you held them up in your hand
about my undies....
YEA, girl, go for it! Shock the hell outta him!!!!
Hate it when they ask "WHY?", as an answer to my "I don't like it" or "I don't want". WHY should I explain you what are the deep roots of my no's? Are you a psychoanalist? Ah, you want to help me "extend my boundaries"? Well, what you ARE doing is trying to expand yours by shrinking mine. I prefer that my borderlines are not moved or trespassed.
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Some guy on MFC that was there during my first week is saying shit to me that I don't appreciate. When I started I was all like: "Eh I don't know if I will show parts of my body in public". He tipped me like 500tkns and we've skyped a few times, just talking. He thought that we would become friends IRL or something and whatnot but I was like "eeeeeeh"
Now that I'm more comfortable with camming, I've been good with flashing boobs and my butt, but never the vag. He sees me 3 months later and I say hi. He tells me:
"Haha you're slipping."
Me: "No I'm not. I'm more comfortable with camming now, I still have boundaries"
Him: "Nah, you're already sliding down the slope."
What the fuck does that mean. I show boobs after a countdown, go nude after a countdown and DEFINITELY not at 200tkns. And yes, I've denied privates because I only do it with friends, so, no showing of the vag in free chat.
I hate jackasses that get butthurt because all of a sudden you don't pay attention to them anymore, since they think that their one generous tip at the beginning will make you BFFs with them. So they start to guilt trip you for some sort of power play of some sort.
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Yesterday on SM:
Guy: Stand up bb
Guy: Give me that electroshock
wut?
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I kicked a guy for being annoying. He comes back.
Guy: You're fat/chubby.
Me: Huh?? No, I'm not.
Other guy in my room: You're not fat. Kick this loser out.
*kicks loser*
*he comes back*
Guy: Fuck you.
*kicks out*
*he comes back*
Guy: Sorry. I'll tip you. Please let me stay.
Lol, why did he insult me if he wanted to stay so bad? Oh, and he did tip and he wasn't rude after that, so I let him stay.
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Originally Posted by
TheBrownFox
When guys shower you with back-to-back compliments to the point where you'd sound stupid saying thank you so many times. Sorry, but after I've said "thank you" to you once or twice, that's IT. I'm not gonna keep saying thank you every 10 seconds...it's excessive, and it makes me think you're just kissing my ass with an agenda in mind. For example:
Him: You're beautiful.
Me: Thank you!
Him: You have pretty eyes.
Me: Aw, you're sweet...thanks.
Him: Nice hair. No weaves or none of that shit. Beautiful, natural hair.
Him: Sexy lips too.
Me: *now getting slightly annoyed and hoping the asskisser doesn't expect me to say "thank you" 50 more times.*
LOOOOOOL. I'm with you on this one.
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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
Jaana
Yesterday on SM:
Guy: Stand up bb
Guy: Give me that electroshock
If only we could!!
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Originally Posted by
Classy_Katy
If only we could!!
Technology is almost there.. :) With the virtual sex devices coming out, eventually we'll have virtual BDSM as well.. they'll connect an object to their balls, and we can shock the shit out of their sperm banks for shits and giggles. And when those come out, I'm going full-time dominatrix. I couldn't think of a better job than a guy paying me to electroshock him.. :D
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In free chat, of course:
haitianDick: hey fat pussy
me: Do you think it's appropriate to greet me like that? I don't think it is, I think it's disrespectful
haitianDick: thats wut u have
(haitianDick leaves)
1. We have never before done a private show with this guy. 2. I was sitting close to the cam so he could only see from my shoulders up. How the heck is this guy going to come in my free chat talking about my poom poom like he knows it intimately?
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"you think you're so cool cause your goth"
"name 5 metal bands"
"being goth doesn't make you alternative"
"you should get more tattoos"
"why no fist/incest/rape/bestiality etc bb?"
"you'd look better without tattoos"
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Originally Posted by
MissAdriana
"you think you're so cool cause your goth"
"name 5 metal bands"
"being goth doesn't make you alternative"
"you should get more tattoos"
"why no fist/incest/rape/bestiality etc bb?"
"you'd look better without tattoos"
Every now and then I get some douchtard who tells me that I am "goth". Sigh....yes, I have some tattoos and piercings. No, that does not make me goth. Drives me insane.
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I don't know why I'm here at all. I'm not even horny. You don't need to try and seduce me, I'm just here to chat. (for free ofc)
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OMG! I'm so excited! I feel like I finally belong here and I'm not a newbie anymore. Captain Save-A-Ho finally stopped lurking and spoke to me!!!!
"I'm here because I want to protect you. I want to make sure women like you never have to do this stuff again so, come join us, "The Respectable Conservatives!"
Of course he dodged out before I could give him an appropriate response. :-)
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asshat_custie: what kind of roleplay will you do?
JAC: I pretty much do anything that isn't against the obscienty laws
asshat_custie: what laws? haha i dont believe in laws haha
*silent ban*
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My country code on SM is "FI", for Finland. for some reason this was a hot topic today.
Guy1: FI?
me: yup!
Guy1: I've never met a cam girl from Fiji before!
GUY2: SO YOU'RE IN FINLAND BUT NOT FINNISH?
Me: I am Finnish, actually. And Italian. But, I was born in the US.
Guy2: THAT'S DISAPPOINTING. YOU SHOULDN'T LIE.
Finnish guy: Where in Finland are you?
Me: Western Finland.
Finnish guy: I'm in Turku. Are you near me?
Me: I'm not telling you that.
Finnish Guy: Do you escort?
Me: no.
Finnish Guy: Do you know any other Finnish cam girls, or escorts?
Me:...no.
Finnish Guy: Would you sleep with me for €500?
Me:..I'm not an escort.
Finnish Guy: Bitch.
*leaves*
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Jaana, you definitely get some special ones.
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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
Sunnylexie
YEA, girl, go for it! Shock the hell outta him!!!!
Hate it when they ask "WHY?", as an answer to my "I don't like it" or "I don't want". WHY should I explain you what are the deep roots of my no's? Are you a psychoanalist? Ah, you want to help me "extend my boundaries"? Well, what you ARE doing is trying to expand yours by shrinking mine. I prefer that my borderlines are not moved or trespassed.
They always ask why because they know that if they can get you to justify yourself to them then they have a chance at getting what they want because they can try to convince you that you are wrong and that they are a 'special snowflake' situation.
It is one of the oldest asshat tricks in their slimy book. I fucking hate it too.
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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
xobarbiexo
freeloader: thats my favorite color
freeloader: mhmm
freeloader: i would be shocked if you held them up in your hand
about my undies....
I am not surprised he'd be shocked. Camgirls are just not going to be that stupid. I would of been shocked if you would of held them up in your hand too. ;) (*witty grin*)
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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
justanothercamgirl
They always ask why because they know that if they can get you to justify yourself to them then they have a chance at getting what they want because they can try to convince you that you are wrong and that they are a 'special snowflake' situation.
It is one of the oldest asshat tricks in their slimy book. I fucking hate it too.
I effin hate every effin why.
Why can't you moan?
Why aren't you alone?
Why do you ask 10$/min for moaning my name?
Why can't you do my custom pics now?
Why don't you tell me what country you are from?
Because fuck you that's why
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Re: STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
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Originally Posted by
Jaana
Yesterday on SM:
Guy: Stand up bb
Guy: Give me that electroshock
wut?
That is hilarious to me!!!!! Maybe it's a song? lol
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oh and of course
Why don't you do ATM?
Why do you only stick one finger in your vagina?
Why don't you use dildos inside your ass?
Why don't you mind your own fucking business and start your own camming page if you are sooo good at these things uuugh
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'You talk like you're intelligent.'
O.o
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Originally Posted by
CarmenF
I effin hate every effin why.
Why can't you moan?
Why aren't you alone?
Why do you ask 10$/min for moaning my name?
Why can't you do my custom pics now?
Why don't you tell me what country you are from?
Because fuck you that's why
That is why I refuse to answer and I never justify.
I let all their questions fall on deaf ears, since I do not owe them an answer. If they keep it up, then I just ban them.
It solves the problem for me, at least. ;)
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Originally Posted by
justanothercamgirl
That is why I refuse to answer and I never justify.
I let all their questions fall on deaf ears, since I do not owe them an answer. If they keep it up, then I just ban them.
It solves the problem for me, at least. ;)
Ugh can't ban that easily on MGF. I could but I'd lose out tons of money. Many guys that look like time wasters end up spending a lot so I see that it works totally differently from camsites. It is less stressfull but gotta keep up with the kissassing 0.o
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Originally Posted by
CarmenF
Ugh can't ban that easily on MGF. I could but I'd lose out tons of money. Many guys that look like time wasters end up spending a lot so I see that it works totally differently from camsites. It is less stressfull but gotta keep up with the kissassing 0.o
Oh MGF! Without the magic of the ever-mighty banhammer that would be horrible! You definately have all my sympathy and I completely understand and sympathyize with the frusteration being stuck in that kind of position. :/