Haha! I've been at $46 for some time!
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^^^^ I wanna kick that douche in the balls so hard. You don't want to marry a girl, you just want to purchase her! That is if you could afford it. Yes, you mentioned marriage, I am a lonely crazy cat lady and will accept any proposal that comes my way. Oh wait, that's him.
LOL, he doesn't want to purchase anyone or anything, he just wants to get some free pictures of her, "nude too".
Still worth a punch in the balls for thinking of sex-workers as miserable creatures who will do anything for a promise of a "real relationship" or even - Ta-daaaa - MARRIAGE, a thing a poor harlot couldn't even dream of!!!!! A pussy picture for your Prince Charming is a cheap price for happiness isn't it? ::)
So, about yesterday.
Guy: Are you a dom or a sub?
Me: Definitely a dom. I was a switch when i was younger but now nothing about being a sub gets me off.
Guy: Are you sure?
Me:...yes.
Guy: you just haven't meant a true alpha male. A true alpha male would get you to submit and follow his orders. You've never met a real alpha.
Me: So you're saying you're going to rape me?
Guy: Stupid bitch
-leaves-
Then, later..
Guy: So ur blind?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Do they no have laser eye surgery in Finland?
Me: i literally hate you.
then there was a guy who kept repeating "Stand up to show her perfect breasts".
mr.bastard: Are you a bike?
mr.bastard: Are you a bike?
mr.bastard: you fuck off you fuckin hiv slag right drop dead or get fucked by friged[sp] aids carrying bitch _l_
sigh......the whole room was laughing at the bike bit.
On MFC tonight:
http://i.imgur.com/8QPLnoT.jpg
^ I *hate* dealing with guys who think they can get on your good side by putting other people down, especially other models. Extra gross points for racially-motivated assholery.
I don't understand why guys ask about the most irrelevant shit when there is a hot girl in front of them.
Idiot: How big is your room?
Me: Bigger than your mom's basement.
Email I just received: "elow yu sexy fuckka great mind blowing piks ball tingling azwell.... hit bck wiv a numba bbes"
Ok then...
Well, men have been bribing women with the 'carrot' of marriage for a very long time in our society. They will pretend to offer women a serious relationship and talk about love and romance as a way to get lots of free sex. Of course most men only really have this one trick so they will try it when dealing with sex workers too.
When guys ask me if I am single, I just laugh at them and point out that this isn't the 50s and that we don't live in a world where a women has to be monogamous/married anymore. That I make my own money, and why on earth would I want to be in a committed relationship with a man who is just going to try to tell me what to do and who I am 'allowed' to fuck.
You should see the way their little brains exploded when they realize that shift of power. (*smirks*)
This isn't annoying, moreso funny:
During a show last night the guy literally keep typing "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
and as the show went on his "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"s got longer
he literally did it over and over again, like
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I kept looking over at my computer screen to see if he was asking me to do something else, and eventually I was having so much trouble not to laugh. Hardest camshow I've ever done, because he wanted me to be super vocal so it was really hard to keep my voice from sounding jittery with laughter :P
Loooool girls I know these guys want naked pics free and not to marry us (well some fo ha!) but it's silly they believe we are so desperate for marriage (because we are camwhores nobody wants us) we'd fall for their stupid shit, their hustle to get free sex/wanks lol
Oh, also
"Does your pussy feel empty, bb?"
Makes my pussy sound like a cave, lmfao
I have a reg like this, but instead of mmmm he says:
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKKKK NTM YOUR CROTCH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKK
He does this so much it is in the notes by his name LOL
calls me mademe and says, CUM ENJOY YOU. YOU BEST CUM EVER
While in a private... with someone else already, Bigtimeloser comes in and expects it all
Bigtimeloser: hey cutie
Bigtimeloser:do you phone chat too?
ME : in 30 and 60 min sessions only
Bigtimeloser: awwww
ME: no awe
Bigtimeloser: just once bb
Bigtimeloser: i am in the usa
Bigtimeloser: :)
ME : they dont pay my phone bill, I dont give a shit
ME: pay my phone bill and ill phone you
Bigtimeloser: ok. well get naughty for me bb :)
Me: (verbally: No, I dont feel like it) Disconnected and blocked
stupid a** holes tonight :(
I charge 200 tokens for my Skype name so MFC guys can tip me offline if they want a private on my days off, well the last guy who tipped for my Skype is so irritating. He keeps video calling me all the time and I always reject it, he's like-
'I just want to see you cum.'
'If you would like a private you can tip me offline on MFC or take me private on the days I cam.'
'But I paid you for your Skype.'
'Yes that was for my Skype name only, sort of like how models charge to add you to their friends list, I charge for my Skype name also.'
'So what the shows aren't free? Even if I'm really cute?'
'No'
'You could have told me this before ripping me off.'
*facepalms*
I really hate when guys type out n"mmmm", especially in free chat. It's like fuck off. You sound like Homer Simpson, which when combbined with your lack of money, it makes me dryer than the fucking Dust Bowl.
"I wish I could smell you."
Google tried, lulz.
But at least it gives me material to work off of.
Not on cam, but on Twitter...
Him: "i got a new project i wud luv to werk with u how can we make it happen"
Me: "if you can't spell "work" properly, it's not going to happen."
Him: "that's just my own silly way of spelling i have outstanding grammer and can spell very well.. work excuse my error :-)" [notice he spelled grammar wrong lol]
Me: "Still no."
Him: "is it because im black?"
I of course retweeted this, so one of my camgirl friends posted lmfao about it, and one of my regulars posted that I'm a solo camgirl and I like people who can spell correctly.
Dude's bio just says livin and lovin life, and all of his tweets are "@everycamgirlever NF, looking forward to working with you"
Me: "Oh ffs. No, it's because I work solo and have no idea what you do other than "love life" as your bio & tweets tell me nothing."
Him: "im laughing myself check out my work on somedumbwebsitethatactuallydoesnotexist.bs"
Him: "i think your sleepy that's why your acting funny take a nap hopefully some rest will help"
Him: "i can spell, i have excellent grammar and alot of money for my new project but its fine its not that serious good day"
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca...verything.html