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"surprise me " huh ?
" can you do me a favor ? " lol " i offer services i do do favors"
" i wanna see what i never saw before " i point my webcam to my curtains
"are those tits yours ?" " nope i borrow them from my neighbor "
"where did u got those tits " " supermarket sale pay one get 2 "
" i wanna get u pregnant " " no way i use an antivirus protection "
"are you a girl ? " " are u a moron ?"
" can u show me your feet in doggy ?" me speechless
"can you show me your toys ?" " can you browse a sex shop ? "
" i dont do privates i only want in real " " ok shut down ur pc and go out "
"i dont wanna turn on my webcam you my fall inlove " yah right
" will you eat my cum ?" LOL
" i wish that cigarette was my dick " " yah it would be fun to light it let it burn crush it in the ashtray and throw it in the garbage "
in private
he : i have a 34 inch dick .
me : wow ( and i just start to ignore him )
2min later he : what are you doing ?
me : browse Guinness book i wanna see your picture
he : smart ass
" can u wear a pair of overknee boots and zoom on your pussy ?" lol ???
" he : how olad are you ? me 27
he : im 46 not a big age difference between us "
" can i see your Gspot ? yes brb need to bring my wallet "
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"Is the ass on the pictures really yours?"
Every damn night, twice an hour. I started replying with "No, I took photos of your mum's."
Childish? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes.
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Today: "Do you like sex?"
Oh my Lord... It's getting worse...:O
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Originally Posted by
BelleDeJour
Today: "Do you like sex?"
Oh my Lord... It's getting worse...:O
What about the "do you like hard cock?" questions? I've posted it before but it still blows my mind why they think they need to ask this. Show of hands... Who prefers a limp penis? Anybody......didn't think so.
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Originally Posted by
Vogue
"are those tits yours ?" " nope i borrow them from my neighbor "
"where did u got those tits " " supermarket sale pay one get 2 "
" i wanna get u pregnant " " no way i use an antivirus protection "
" i dont do privates i only want in real " " ok shut down ur pc and go out "
"i dont wanna turn on my webcam you my fall inlove " yah right
" i wish that cigarette was my dick " " yah it would be fun to light it let it burn crush it in the ashtray and throw it in the garbage "
in private
he : i have a 34 inch dick .
me : wow ( and i just start to ignore him )
2min later he : what are you doing ?
me : browse Guinness book i wanna see your picture
he : smart ass
OMG I'm in hysterics! I particularly like the ones I quoted. My ATF, "OK shut down yr pc and go out" WAUUUUGGGHH! I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard.
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most annoying 4 me is on free chat,"baby m strokin my dick can u please bend over so i can cum all over tht phat ass," n i'm supposed to feel special cuz i made him cum on free chat :sarcastic.lame ass
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Originally Posted by
bollywoodbabe
worst one.. I am hairy down there ladies and they always ask me how hairy and I say I dont measure it cum see.;D
LOL I am hairy down there too...
"how hairy"?
"can you pull some hair out?"
"can I have a peek of the hair?"
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oh n heres sumthin else, "have u ever kicked a boy b4," wtf! i havent but i'd love to kick yo ass ryt now.
"can i buy u a plane ticket,i'd love to fuk u in person," silly ass the guy cant afford to take me pvt how in the hell can he afford to buy me a plane ticket then theres,"y r u sellin internet pussy,go get an education n find yoself a proper job,"hello!!! wat r u doin on a sex site if u've got morals n u think m jus an uneducated bitch who has nuthin better to do y is yo ass here watchin me? i mean really
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Got one idiot last night...
"See tits bb"--Nope, I don't take off anything for free.
"If I say please?"--Is please a currency, and I wasn't told? I'm out of the loop.
"Then let me see pussy!"-- Yeah, cause the tits are at a price, but pussy's free? WTF?
I finally went off on him and ended up muting all basics, which I don't normally do. I normally have to give a beggar my "no free lunch" speech once, but this guy was really pushy.
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Douche: Hey I have an idea, you might think I'm crazy
Douche: I have around $43(something cents) on my account and I'd be willing to spend it all on you in private, ill go right ahead and do that if you use those nice dildos over there and..ya know..use em
and orgasm <3
Me (paraphrasing because I was speaking out loud): Okay, let's go to premium or exclusive and I'll do that for you.
Douche: deal or no deal?
Me: Ready for private whenever you are!
Douche: so..you're gonna do it :-D?
Me: Yep, just click that button and take me premium or exclusive and I'd be happy to use these dildos for you
Douche: no I mean like here and once you do it ill spend it all on you
Me: HAHAHAHA do I look like an idiot? Hell no. Nice try buddy
Douche: ok...well prove to me that i should go private with you, besides being super pretty
Me: *ban*
I knew what he was trying to get me to do the whole time, I was just being a smart ass. What a dumb fuck...
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Douche Bag;) Love your responses!
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Him: may i see ur ass?
Me: k we can talk about this in pvt not here (I wasn't even talking to him).
Him: umm no
Him: if i dont like ur ass were not going prv
Him: so let me see if its worth the money
Me: lol. nope bye (kick).
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I never take rude guys, even in private. If they try to order me around, I'll tell them to "ask nicely" and 95% of the time, they'll say sorry and ask a bit nicer. :)
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Originally Posted by
girl_sam
Got one idiot last night...
"See tits bb"--Nope, I don't take off anything for free.
"If I say please?"--Is please a currency, and I wasn't told? I'm out of the loop.
"Then let me see pussy!"-- Yeah, cause the tits are at a price, but pussy's free? WTF?
I finally went off on him and ended up muting all basics, which I don't normally do. I normally have to give a beggar my "no free lunch" speech once, but this guy was really pushy.
I had a guy promise he would make me laugh if I flashed him in free. My response: laughter doesn't pay my bills.
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-Baby you are fabulous I wanna spend so much money on you..Do you know what wester union is??
- I wanna go to pvt right now, but first show me pussy, or get me horny..(isnt that what pvt are for??)
-Member=Can you wear this and this for me?
me=sure bb
Member=Put it on now
me= Ill put it on during pvt
Member= but thats a waste of money
(cheap as***** like Im gonna leave my cam on while Im changing clothes or leave it on while I go to the bathroom to change clothes, so an admin comes and penalize my ass for not being there)
-I also hate when guys think that they are so important that I have to add them on fb or give them my phone number, or email. Like for real dude???
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Originally Posted by
tropicalust
-Baby you are fabulous I wanna spend so much money on you..Do you know what wester union is??
- I wanna go to pvt right now, but first show me pussy, or get me horny..(isnt that what pvt are for??)
-Member=Can you wear this and this for me?
me=sure bb
Member=Put it on now
me= Ill put it on during pvt
Member= but thats a waste of money
(cheap as***** like Im gonna leave my cam on while Im changing clothes or leave it on while I go to the bathroom to change clothes, so an admin comes and penalize my ass for not being there)
-I also hate when guys think that they are so important that I have to add them on fb or give them my phone number, or email. Like for real dude???
What is with them with this "show me your ass first and then we will go private ok bb?"
DUMB FUCKS. I ignore them!
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I got another idiot last night....
Him: show tits bb
Me: not for free. I only flash for tips
Him:show pussy bb
Me: what makes you think that I would show pussy for free, when I charge for tits? does that make any sense?
He continues begging, and as I'm about to click ban, one of my regs says "Damn basics, cheap asses can't tip a beautiful woman."
The guy leaves, probably embarrassed that he was called out by another guy.... but he comes back about 30 min later, acting like he wasn't even there! He starts the same routine- show this, show that- he got banned with a quickness then.
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Yesterday I had a private with a guy who typed like this:
Well, hello! How are you?
I'm GREAT! You look FANTASTIC!
WOW! You are SO inspirational!
Those are the nicest boobs I have EVER seen!
Wow! You are INCREDIBLY talented!
Undoubtedly LITERALLY the BEST model on Streamate.. by FAR!
etc. etc.
Which I obviously don't have a problem with because he's so nice! But halfway through the private I started imagining him as Rob Lowe on Parks and Recreation and couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgnxlpSQgqg
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There was this guy named Manfred who had a thing for women taking off/putting on tampons.
I guess that's the weirdest thing I've heard so far.
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Damn girls! I am laughing so hard here and believe me I need it! This is the perfect thread for what literally just happened to me!
I was on MFC and forgot to mute my basics, but this guy was like I wanna do a skype show! I really want skype! I already added you (I am way too easy to find on skype) I told him right there and then that I do not accept paypal and if he wanted to pay it had to be tokens. He said that was fine so I waited and there was no tip... of course.
So I said to him "Are you ready to tip me yet?"
His response was "Okay, but you will take paypal for me?"
I said "I told you it was tokens and nothing else!"
"But bb I will spend so much on you! How about you give me your bank details so I can do bank transfer? Or western union?"
Me - "So you want me to give you all my personal bank details, address, surname?! Are you fucking high?! You want my drivers license and passport while we're at it?"
Him "But I dont like giving my details to MFC it invades my privacy!"
Me - "Oh I'm sorry I didnt realise your privacy was the one at stake... Hmmm... Lemme think for a second... *pretend to think really hard* Ooooh sorry it turns out I dont like giving my details to fucking limp dicks like you so go fuck yourself without my help!" *Banned*
I thought that was over but then magically he pops up on my skype and actually video calls me. I was like "I will never video chat with you, you time wasting piece of shit. How dare you even try that!"
Him - "But bb I'm special you will want to see me. I think you will like very much and want for free."
Me - "I have this rule though that means I can't ever cam with you."
Him - "What rule?"
Me - "I don't cam with retards." *Blocked*
Seriously what a fucking prick.
I usually get these in free chat
"Shaved?" - Thats what my profile says you lazy dick. I know you must be able to read because you can certainly type you moron.
"Prove you are shave/have small nipples/have stockings/black dress, etc." - Why I would love to be your servant for nothing oh cheapass master... Fuckwits.
Pms with "How r u" may start leading to a ban at this rate. It's ridiculous.
"Put >insert random unsafe object< in your pussy/ass" - There aren't enough tokens in the world, bitch.
"How much for pee?" - Yes I would love to risk my site membership for you as well as perform this degrading act.
"Open your mouth and look at the camera so i can blow my load on your tongue now." - Again I love to be your completely free sex slave. I only do this because I'm an attention seeking nympho. I don't have bills to pay don't worry!
*Sigh*
Camming constantly reaffirms my belief women are the greater sex. Although saying that I have a bisexual girl who won't leave me alone during my shows either and always wants me to watch her cam for free just because shes a girl. Just because you have a vagina, that doesn't get you special privileges in my room!
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had this *wonderful*::) dude come into my room tonight. He was a premium member. He kept on asking if I had cum today and if I like my ass slapped so I banned him:
him: so you ban ppl for asking questions?
Me: I banned you because you kept asking the question several times. Plus you watched me give a public show (someone had payed 500 tokens for a short public show) that I gave ____(insert member who gave 500 tokens) and you did not tip once.
him: wow you are going to make a lot of friends on here. I was going to tip you.
me: you were in here 30 minutes after that show I gave him and you did not tip. In fact two other people tipped for other things afterwards and you just watched...LOL. Plus I told you sexual questions are not addressed unless you tip.
him:you suck
Me: whatever
him: yeah you are going to make a lot of money on here you stupid fat bitch. Banning me was a huge mistake.
me: excuse me? I have been nothing but polite to you. Now you are resorting to name calling? Goodnight!
Him: you will learn one day. You are the worst model on this site and have to beg for tips....
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Keep in mind this was a premium member! I mute all basics and guests
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Do any of you ever feel that you sometimes get a woman talking shit to you?
This happened to me recently. I didn't ban the person right away because it was too funny (free entertainment for me). The way the person was writing their shit seemed like a girl, but I just couldn't imagine some jealous girl (maybe other cam girl?) taking time out of her day to talk shit to me. Even while I was in premium chat this person was in the guest chat still talking shit. It was amusing though, and honestly it made my day. I have haters, I'm doing something right.
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I absolutely hate when guys don't type in complete freakin sentences.
"Show ass bb" "stand bb". "ass bb".
When someone calls me "bb" it gets on my nerves, too...
If someone has a specific fetish, i do that in exclusive. It's a little irritating when someone has something REALLY SPECIFIC (that wouldnt appeal to other customers) that they want me to do in premium chat.
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Squirt creamy white bb"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!