Lol wut? Because my ability to successfully help you masturbate to orgasm is dependent upon my exposure to government funded conservation areas? Is that right?
I swear, I can't.
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Dickheads that think they are attractive just because they are young. Oh baby I'm 20 years old I'm not an old fart, I will do you good. Who gives a shit? You could be 80 and your money looks the same to me. What you think I enjoy being pre ejaculated on cause you just discovered how that tiny little thing in your crotch works?
"hey broke hoe are your parents proud of you?"
this guy actually sat in my room and went back and forth with me for a bit. Like. It's actually not insulting at some point and just kinda weird for them at a certain point. He sat there for a long time and I got taken private and he waited for 15 minutes until the private was over. I mean. I get that you want to insult me but to sit and stare at a blank screen for 15 minutes to wait to insult me again? "said why you so obsessed with me?"
"Phonesex in private?
No.
BITCH."
Guess what day it is tomorrow? A YES day. I'll yessem to death and take this assholes money before they will realize what happened to them. I 'll make sure to earn my title.
"Phonesex in private?
No.
BITCH."
Guess what day it is tomorrow? A YES day. I'll yessem to death and take this assholes money before they will realize what happened to them. I 'll make sure to earn my title.
Freechat on Streamate:
Idiot: stand up
Me: Tip me 1 gold, please
Idiot: I'll report that tip me shit
Report for asking to tip for a request? Where'd he even pick up that shtick:footinmou
Oh my god.
Not on cam but I just got this on twitter and couldn't not help but roll my eyes so hard, I'm surprised they didn't fall out of my head.
DickPicLover: can I get a follow back please? Love your pics and nice dog, I love dogs too
Me: Thank you but I don't follow eggs or people that just tweet nonsense.
Also don't follow people with dick pictures.
DickPicLover: so it's ok for you to b naked but not me? I'm also kinda new to this and don't know how to chance the egg pic
Me: You don't have to look at my naked pictures and my body is way more attractive then your dick. #Blocked
All his twitter was is retweets of naked chicks, asking other cam girls to follow him and just bothering woman, telling them he's single and Irish.
me: Hey hun, what are you in the mood for today?
him: I want to watch you make yourself cum
I strip down and literally 10 seconds after i start touching my pussy
him: put your face close to the cam, I'm cumming!
10 more seconds and hes gone.....
Seriously?
- blabla show blabla show.... u re boring
- u know what is boring? For example: most of the freechat user's IQ, dont reach the number of their fingers. If u ask me...
... silence than pvt ...
j**(Member): what someone so beautiful like u doing here bb
A** : xDDDD (actually i study nuclear physics here, and work on my world domination plans.)
"you have a big penis"
while I was spread eagle naked. I'm assuming that he meant my dildo...
Got a 2-star rate for not having cum following the guy's clueless directions. The funniest part of it was that I had told him what makes me cum for real in no time, but he preferred to spend 10 minutes waiting for his useless shit to grow on me. Wish all boring things worked that way::)
An on-cam example of an universally occuring annoying shit.
Douche: You are beautiful
You should be a model
Me: Well, thank you - but what do you think I am?;)
Douche: Don't laugh
Trust me
I'm not some fat dude saying this
Me: Pardon, but what does your size have to do with my trust?
Douche: I mean I'm not ugly
I'm a really handsome guy so I can judge
^^This is how some people beileve that being conventionally beautiful automatically makes their opinions on sex, relationships, modelling, show-biz and everything connected with body and beauty more valuable than those of the people they consider "plain" ot "ugly".
"Your prices are ridiculous!"- ***Block!!:neener::neener: I was thinking, "You know what's really ridiculous? G
Working my tail off for 35%!"
Meanwhile in the private show
asshole: slap your tits :-)
fuck yea
do that
yea harder
claw those tits
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I told him when he asked me to do it harder that I don't bruise myself for obvious reasons. After he asked me to 'claw those tits', I replied that it says right on my profile I won't do that and disconnected the show. I had to change my profile after the last asshat made me beat my breasts so hard for 30 minutes straight that it took two weeks for them to heal (and I couldn't work during that time!)
What the fuck is it with guys wanting me to beat the shit out of my tits and make myself bleed? I am sorry, just because you are paying me doesn't mean you now have carte blanche to physically decimate my body. You are just fucking renting the place per minute douchebag. You do not fucking own and can do whatever fucking renovations to it that you choose.
It pissed me off so much that I just logged off afterward. Fucking abusive pieces of shit like that always end up completely ruining my day even though I know I shouldn't let them get to me. :(
This goes on for about 20 minutes until a private saves me.
C : hi sexy bbbb
Me : hi
C : are you horney? sexy bbbb
Me : of course i am
C : im horney for you bbbb
- talk about anal with another customer -
C : big cook in ass? bbbb
C : like big cook? bbbb
Me : only in my pussy
C : big cook in side pussy? bbbb <- Here I don't know if "side pussy" is just a mistake or means my ass. So i stop talkin to him. I also get distracted by real customers.
C : big cook in pussy? bbbb
C : come on bbb cook in your pussy/
C : lets fuck to we bouth cum? bbbb
C : eat your pussy/ out to it cums? bbbb <- does he want me to eat my own pussy?
C : my cook for your pussy? bbbb
And what's up with the constant "bbbb"...
I woke up to this in my inbox:
am 64 now ...way back last century in '73 had bad motorcycle accident
leg smashed & broken, arm broken, cracked pelvis and bleeding from the dick
anyway put me on morphine for about 4 days after 1 operation
was in traction in bed for 11 weeks
sooo did not shit for nearly a month
the morphine and not being able to move or roll over caused and exaggerated the constipation
shit went real hard like nuggets or stones. laxatives and suppositories did not help
The surgical dressers used as a training exercise too explore this phenomena ( not much consent asked for; but knew I needed it done !! ;) )
The senior guy took like about 30 minutes to get his fist to above the wrist up my back chute and clean it out. Surprised at how much fist I did take.
Then he got each six of his assistants to have a go
He instructed them to try and notice the difference between the prostate and the shit nuggets because he said that people had in the past confused the two in
badly constipated people and it was possible to rip the prostate out if you mistake it for a piece of hard baked shit.
The point being to take some care instead of just grabbing anything in reach and yanking away too remove the poo !!
Needless to say have made a full recovery long time ago & put down the experience too possibility of being able to enjoy anal; which I have done on numerous occasions since.
This keeps happening to me too. These abusive "doms" occasionally really get to me and it screws me up for the rest of the day. I so rarely GET doms that it hasn't been too much of an issue, but after one particularly rough show the other day I'm thinking about taking "sub" out of my profile completely.
thats what i thought!
"So I would like to discuss a custom photo set ... you probably need someone to take pics for you but they dont need to appear in pics just you. You need a good camera ... not a webcam or cell phone cam.
So in photos a guy sneaks into a girls bedroom and slowly sneaks back the duvet to reveal her feet and then slowly takes offf her socks while trying not to wake her. Then I wanted a few pics with her waking and acting all slutty and turned on.
I would ask for the following types of shot and let you and your friend come up with your own ideas for the sexiest other stuff possible.
If you could wear something sexy to bed .. .but you can go VERY slutty with make up if you like.
1. A shot of you going to bed standing up perhaps bent over bed with at least one leg bent so I can see bottom of sock.
2. A shot of you in bed laying face down, only your head exposed from comforter. (If you have a bed with comforter rather than blankets that is preferable)
3. A couple of shots of the bottom of edge of comforter slowly being pushed up to reveal sock clad soles.
4. 4 - 5 photos of the socks slowly being pulled down a few inches at a time, important that I get nice close ups of your soles with toes relaxed and not clenched.
5. A shot of you waking up and looking back over your shoulder while still laying on front ... perhaps with a dirty smile.
6. A shot or two of you kneeling up with back to cam , looking over shoulder at cam, one perhaps full length and one looking down at exposed soles.
7. A few shots of you slowly getting naked and facing cam.
8. A shot of you laying on back naked with legs spread but feet lifted up so soles face cam.
9. A shot or two of you laying on stomach facing the camera with face closest to cam and bent legs so soles face cam . Once again try and keep soles relaxed and don't clench toes.
10. Perhaps a shot or two of you playing with your pussy (if possible a finger inside but it is ok if you are not comfy doing that)
After that more shots of you in various stages of undress looking dirtily at cam and showing soles of feet in various poses.
Ideally I can watch photos being take and direct over webcam as well. I would pay more for this as it means I know I get exactly pics I want|
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My thoughts:
You want me, to find someone to take pictures of me, in all of these different positions, poses, and angles.....AND, you want to WATCH all of this happen, AND direct the "photo-shoot"???
I fucking hate when guys give ridiculously specific directions for their custom videos or photosets. Like, give me a scenerio and some clothing suggestions...but don't give me a hundred different little details.
Of course, the man that sent me this was a BRAND NEW account on MGF, and he had 3 free messaging credits, so, of course this message he sent me was a free message ::)
... Not to mention he probably didn't care about quality photos as much as about getting a free custom couple show (aka photosession he'd be directing). That would be the main course, while the photos would be a bonus (in case he boought them at all).