Ewww what a f***ing loser. Too bad he had to use all of the allowance his mommy gave him to make that stupid joke! lol ;D
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OMFG. One of my goddamned regulars suddenly turned into a fucking dickwad. He asked me to get up and go get my glasses, which I only did b/c he's a good regular. I got them, showed them to him. He asked me to put them on. I teased, "I'm not giving you your jollies for free, even though we're buddies!" He didn't say anything. I asked a while later when he was going to take me pvt. He responded.
"I'll be there in a little bit. I gotta get my dick hard first."
I laughed and asked him if it really took him that long to get his dick hard. About 5 min later he took me pvt and said, right off the bat, "I'm almost ready to cum bb, just show me your pussy."
Son of a fucking monkey fucker whore! What the fuck is that shit?! You're a nice guy and all of the sudden you have the gall to ask for special things and then become a 30 second wonder? Mother fucking piece of shit. It hurt even more, since he was a favorite regular and not some random jerk off. He was just giving me "the vibe" you know? I was like, "something unkosher is going on here and I don't appreciate it." Of course, I didn't say that. I just giggled and said, "Let me do a sexy strip for you baby!" and started stripping at a reasonably fast pace.
Sure enough, he peaced out at 27 seconds, after repeatedly demanding pussy, even when I said, "give me a second, I'm getting there baby!" He's never been like that before. I was wicked pissed and really hurt.
Idiot #1: i am coming to your bbq, and i'm bringing my hot black cock sauce
Idiot #2: I just turned my tightie whities into a whipped cream factory
What the....?
I feel like I've been bitching a lot lately but whatever I need to vent.
I had some fucker tell the room my location just now! For what? If it's to get a reaction, FAIL I already knew this was a possibility. If it's to scare me, once again FAIL Why are you trying to get yourself or other people shot?
Then I get this question several times a day "U alone" I say "I don't live alone, no" and they leave. What the hell? I know creepers are to be expected but damn, it can take a real toll on your morale.
I keep getting idiots who keep asking for my location. Do you actually think I'm gonna tell you exactly where I am? Dumbasses....
Stop asking me to meet up. We are not escorts. Idiots...
being told that my cam score will go up by you rating me, and tipping me small tips. really... your two 10 token tips are gonna make it skyrocket buddy...
On indie, me explaining the obvious aka he has to pay:
(surprisingly freeloadres/idiots are less then expected, -famous last words...-)
"We are the same age, I thought you would and could do!!"
This was one of my interactions yesterday.
joeJOE: hot
r u mom
high'
u r ball
whodat has logged on
joeJOE: rtake out u r cllth
whodat has logged off
joeJOE: take out u r colth
bra
y
i very like fuck mom
come on
i want come to fuck u
where u from
us
i nice
i hk
bany
on fire
y
bab
baby
toy
on fire
baby
y
hit u r ball
come to u r face
y
comming
comming face
y
was out
WTF was that?! It's more like his cat was walking on the keyboard and less like he was actually trying to talk, one handed or not.
Have you ever read Island of Doctor Moreau? God. It's like one of the humanimals stole Dr.'s keyboard and credit card. Shit dude.
I have experienced almost all of this...and this is only my second day of camming lol smh...so glad I found SW...u guys are awesome lol....
oh and on my first day, I found this guy trying to trick me into flashing him for "supposedly" sending gold lmao....
So Beware, I almost flashed when I saw.....such and such sent $10.00 of GOLD....until I checked my earnings to verify this jerk actually sent it, which he didn't....lucky for me, other members in free chat got on his case.....cheapass lol
I got this guy!
Quote:
Hi Heather, hru? u r very cute!! id love to see ur big tits!!
id love a c2c with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
have u ever dated/fucked a guy like me before?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?
this was a show i had today on sm...
i edited out the parts where other people were talking and i was talking so thats why it looks weird...
but it was like wtf how much stupid annoying shit can one person say in one show! i was laughing so hard inside thinking about this thread
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/...4at22709AM.png
"my cam is on bb i have a big cock with full cummmmmmm for you mmmmmm"
This is setting the tone for my day so far.
http://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/Th...r-Moreau-2.pdf
You inspired me to read it, thought I would share if anyone else wants a free copy
In private today I had a guy tell me that he was in love with me (nothing new there) but then he went on to say "make love to me" and "put me deep inside of you". I had to stifle a LOL with the make love to me one. Really dude? You think I make love with my legs wide open while I grind on a vibrator? That's what I call fucking lol
He was actually sweet though lol
Sayings I Hate:
bb (why abbreviate a 4-letter word?)
handbra bb
show me your pussy n ill go private
show me X and ill tip you 20 gold
ive got 50 to spend bb
entice me to take u to private
what u workin wit?
r u wet bb?
where u from bb?
what's ur name?
do u do daddy daughter role play?
have u ever flirted with ur brothers friends?
if i were your brother/cousin, id peak in your room all the time..(really?)
r u and ur man gonna fuck for me?
doggy bb
And the list goes on and on...
O I forgot the guy who chatted me up in Guest, and when he finally took me to prive, left after like 2 min, and back in Guest chat said, "had a great time, but not wet enough"
Um I'm sorry I can't have drippin wet panties on command! LOL
whats with all the incest fantasies that keep popping up here every now and then?? these guys are seriously creepy. at least they dont have the balls to tell me that shit in person at the SC
/rant
anyway