Anytime a guy opens with the phrase 'I'm new here,' I immediately have to hold back from rolling my eyes and banning him. It's just an automatic response these days.
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Anytime a guy opens with the phrase 'I'm new here,' I immediately have to hold back from rolling my eyes and banning him. It's just an automatic response these days.
Lol I hate that shit. "I'm new here" = "I need you to convince me to go private, walk me through the process, and repeatedly remind me of what we're trying to do in the first place each of the 50 times I get lost on my way to the private button." Five minutes of hand-holding later... "Wait, this costs money?"
I actually love popping guys' cam cherries but come on now.
^^ Oh the 'are you bored?' guys. Since I keep my rates high-ish and expect to only spend about 15 minutes of every hour in paid, I get a lot of these guys expecting free fun and wild action from me. They're fun to fuck with. This is basically what last nights conversation (and all of the others) looked like:
'Are u bored bb?'
'Why do you ask?'
'IDK u just look bored. Uve been sitting there forever.'
'Then entertain me.'
'I am.'
'The Currency of Entertainment is in the form of money transferred to SM Gold, Premium, or Exclusive.'
'If u wanna show, u have to entertain ME. Ur the PERFORMER!'
'And I save all of my energy for paid performances by sitting here on my ass--my lovely ass--waiting for men with money. Any other stupid questions?
'Ur a bitch.'
'And proud. But that's a statement, not a question. Buh bye sweets.' *kick*
Its amazing how they think we should perform for the peanut gallery.
"A peanut gallery was, in the days of vaudeville, a nickname for the cheapest (and ostensibly rowdiest) seats in the theater, the occupants of which were often known to heckle."
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_gallery
During a 30 minute 'Pussy" close-up 'Voyeur' show~
I read this after the show is over in my chat space. (all from different guys in the show who don't read the show description- Show Ass
Show Face
Blowjob?
FEET!
Why aren't You talking to me?
Tits!
Fuck that pussy hard BB!
Turn around!
Open that pussy wide!
*Unbelievable how guys will stay in a 30 minute voyeur show and talk non-stop, yet only go prvt. for 2 minutes..:smellie_y
^^ Yes he is a newbie troller.. A true artist who trolls pulls the wool over your eyes to the point you do not even know you are being trolled...LOL...
butthurt: wow
butthurt: look at those fat tits
JAC: Chit-chat bores me. I rather just fuck in a private show instead.
butthurt: dont get bored
JAC: I am taking privates for the next few minutes. After that I will be running a gold show.
custie1: hi beautiful
butthurt: you do speak
JAC: If you tip, I speak
butthurt: haha
tip me
JAC: okay, here you go
butthurt: lol
JAC (*logs into a GS*: Enjoy your black screen. :-)
butthurt: block me
custie1: i was getting my cam, dammit!
butthurt: your fucking ugly
butthurt: just a big fatty
JAC: Hee hee. you are so cute when you are butthurt
butthurt: nobody wants to take you pvt
JAC: Thank you for your feedback Kenny. Have a nice day.
butthurt: i have cheers
butthurt has logged off
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He has a one next to his name. He'll be back to give me money. They always come back. ;)
So at first the usual "Hey show tits bb" and "Show your ass" comments made me a little huffy, due to the fact that they're demanding something for nothing, but nowadays the new category of bullshit is this: the guys that say "Oh wow, you're just in it for the money, you're not really a kinky girl."
Don't get mad at me because you came to a cam site expecting girls to be falling all over themselves to entertain your broke ass. Smh. In your dreams you silly fuck.
Oh. And when random people with empty accounts come out of nowhere and keep trying to instigate fantasies. Like this one ( I assume ) annoying bitch:
Chick: Hey you're really pretty! How are you sweetheart?
*me after checking her account, zilch*
Me: Oh ty :)
Chick: You're very sexy. Do you like women?
Me: Yes
Chick: Ooh, do you like to submit to women?
Me: *giving major side-eye and ignoring them*
Chick: Can you talk for me? Would you call me your pet?
Me: Look, I'm a camgirl hustling for tokens, unless you tip me, I really can't do anything for you
In other words: Shut the fuck up, you're not paying me, you never will pay me. Go distract someone else.
/endminirant
"i might be back if my usual girl doesnt get on"
um fuck you i told him dont come back to my chat he's level 2 for me but fuck him my ego is huge so how fucking dare he I should be the usual girl bc im the shit
Me: Hi Mr. Confused
Mr.Confused: You're not Ebony!
Me: No shit
Mr.Confused: Why not?
Was gonna try to un confuse-both of us lol-but I got pulled into a show.
"Do you deepthroat BB??"
"No"
"Well just try it anyway, it's ok if you gag or throwup"
"-_-"
AND
"Will you do 6tkns/min"
"No that's not my rate"
"Pleeease bb I will take you pvt for 30 mins for 6tkns"
"No"
"BB I'M POOR!"
"-_-"
Do they really think telling us about their financial situations is going to make us change our rates? lol
Smartassofthemonth: *copypaste* I have a deal for you. if you beat me in a yo mama joke contest i will give you 35 gold, but if you lose you have to do something for me. DO YOU EXEPT MY CHALLENGE??
Me: It's ACCEPT, motherfucker *BAN*
I don't like "yo mama" jokes, anyway...
Also, got offered $1900 for the panties I was wearing (but I had to show them first, indeed). When I told it were leggins not panties and I sell no tangibles, the price went up to $3000. But when I asked the person to pay $5 out of the 3000 beforehand for me to model them, it turned out to be impossible for some reason. Well, rich people are whimsical in their ways.
After a g/g gold show
Boostedmec: this show es una mierda
fuck shit
lol
horrible
zombies fucking
are better
http://38.media.tumblr.com/15b6502c9...bpqno2_500.gif
^^He's right - the only thing that could probably beat zombies fucking is porn starring Lord Vader. Your attempt was doomed.
Romeo has logged on
Romeo: do
you
smell
what
the
rock
Romeo has been blocked.
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Had this pricelss one today in guest chat:
dude: MARRY ME
dude: My darling
dude: I hungry for your touch
dude: I want to love you
me: ok then take me pvt, prove your love
dude: no no bb...love is not for money. learn to know difference. I wait til you know it
Hahahahahahahaha
"are u that girl does free gold shows???"
I know who he's talking about. We're in the same category. But I just bust the fuck out laughing. Nope, not me. You would not catch me dead in a $0 goldshow.
Tonight:
Wannabe troll: lol
r u a girl or a dude
Me*giving him my best bedroom eyes*: Mmmm
Who do you want tonight?;)
Wannabe troll: I'm into girls ;)
Me: Then, I'm a guy!
Dear Customers on Streamate,
There seems to be some confusion about Gold Shows that I'd like to clear up to you.
I am not a DJ at a club, here to take your requests.
I am like going to see you favorite band in concert, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
No love,
JAC
A repeat custie I haven't had a session with popped in last night.
During the exclusive, he tells me he will be in my 'fake' state I told him I lived in, and can we meet?
I nicely said that it is against site rules to have any outside contact, and the answer is 'no'.
he presses it, and I tell him I could be fired, and then be a homeless person living on the street. He doesn't want that to happen to me, does he?
He says, "Ha, ha, no, but I won't tell. Will you meet me anyway?"
I end the session, block him, and report him right away.
How stupid! He doesn't even show his face ever on c2c either. As If!!
If I were you, I would just waste his time, saying sure sure sure and keep fiddling and never share your contact info. Some guys just fantasize about meeting you..
ok you sold it to me xx
hi there
get naked
xx
I'm pretty sure the only people I've seen on Streamate who type "xx" are thirty second peepers.