How big was your last lover?
He was about 6'2, if I had to guess his weight I'd say 180.
lol no his cokc size
Oh god. Why is stupid so prevalent today?
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How big was your last lover?
He was about 6'2, if I had to guess his weight I'd say 180.
lol no his cokc size
Oh god. Why is stupid so prevalent today?
I was on Livejasmin and one guy asked if i could smoke with my pussy in private.
Why is a "9.5 inch cock", the magic phrase today? Everyone I've talked to has a 9.5 inch cock hahaha. Also I wish guys would realize the whole breathy, whispery voice thing only really works for girls. Kinda creepy on a dude, or is it just me?
Thought I'd add that I'm cruising SW bc I've been listening to someone jack off for about 20 minutes now..just the "slapping sound". Good morning to me ;)
Today has been bad after bad after bad for me... A bunch of meanies saying my tit tokens aren't worth it bcuz I'm chubby...wtf??!!!!then I have just plain old stupidity like this... The other day it was the guys "daughter" supposedly..I don't have time for this ...
http://i57.tinypic.com/2mm69eo.jpg
Just found this one. :) I think it sums everything up perfectly!
http://youtu.be/Siln5jOh04k
It boggles my mind that men pay so much for sex. God bless their horny, their wallets and their dicks. Yes, some of them are assturds, but the ones who love us with money make up for the annoying and stupid in a big, satisfying way. Oh yeah baby.
I understand dealing with trolls one at a time, but multiple? Fuck me! I hate tonight and want to go to bed but NEED $
So this idiot gulfhead12 basically brought my room to a halt and then got banned.
[email protected]: hi
Me: hi
[email protected]: balloon fetish?
You to g4: happy to
[email protected]: are u ignoring me?
[email protected]: have balloons?
[email protected]: yea u are ignoring me...so no tip or pvt then
Me: i don't know what you are talking about?
[email protected]: go ahead with the balloon pervert
Me: ignoring?
[email protected]: can see pls?
[email protected]: not speaking to me
Me: Didyou ask me something?
[email protected]: yes but forget it
[email protected]: u act like ginlenon is the only guest here
Me: No but I don't see a question from you. So what is your question?
[email protected]: ill pvt u but not till g pvts u first
[email protected]: lets see if hes worth it to u
[email protected]: what an idiot
[email protected]: ok ban sn6 and ill pct u
Me: Why would I ban him?
[email protected]: im on the edge of my seat
[email protected]: he is trying to think of something good
[email protected]: ban him then we Pvt.
[email protected]: i missed it....what was the question??
He never asked a question after saying hi.
I would have banned him much sooner but was really curious to see what that burning question of his was.
Okay who got this message? I'm lmao so bad.
checkmark22 <14610610>
Sent: 01-04-2015
To: [long list of cammodels]
SUBJECT: PLEASE READ
Hi cam model,
My name is Mark and I have decided to not engage with any of you anymore. I realize that what I'm watching is totally wrong and none of this is pleasing to my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.I know you all might make okay or great money on this site but this is wrong exposing your bodies just for the money and enjoyment of others. Some of you might read this and mock it and others may feel the same way as me. If you do, email me back and we can chat more on how to change your mindset. There are thousands of other jobs that do not degrate yourself like this site does towards women.
this guy first goes on about it's his birthday and that he has NO money. He was asking for a FREE flash! LOL Just when I thought it couldn't get any better he says this...
Attachment 40182
hahhaha omg Ellie that is hilarious
Ha, right? I HAD to post this! I was chuckling as he said it in the chat while I was snapshotting it. I knew it was bullshit from the start.
In free chat, he asked me if we could go pvt so he could "show me how to sit on his lap and get my ass fucked". I thought he couldn't tell me anything new about sex positions but boy was I wrong))))
In pvt:
WeirdAnatomy: While my pennis rubs your ass
my body is behind you
youare sited, you cannot see me.
your ass looks fror my pennis
Now it is inside of you
it can remain there a long time hard
As that happens my flexible back and neck turns while pmy pennis remains inside oyur ass
My flexible neck reacher your pussy *OMGWTF?!!!*
and my penetrating tongue licks ypur pussy while my peniis fucks youe ass
Double sex, for you, givem by memypennis engorges inside your ass and rubs and expands
My tonguegives you a pussy lick of ypur life
second part *he actually typed it!*
put again yourass on my mouth. My tongue sp strong penetrates your ass
my longfinges penetrate your your vagina touching your G. your clit, yourcervix
my togue licks your ass from inside out
While I do thatyou position your body such
that my pennis reaches yor mouth
yorass, pussy and your mouth have a par of me
Although the "second part" was surely not as thrilling as the first one, the beginning had me nearly choke trying not to laugh at the brilliant piece of erotic fiction.
Not even online for 2 mins:
Dude; BB can you do skype show? can you eat meat in show?
Me: Yes, eating I can do
dude: good, could yu eat raw chicken and pork? I pay more then. And could you puke the raw meat up and eat again? I pay the most then
Me: *stunned silence*...SMH
Lots of pigs on lj...yes, i deal with them every day...ban!!!
I get this every single time I am on Live Jasmin from so many idiots:
Perv: "BB pee in pvt?"
ME: "Sorry, it's against site rules."
Perv: Can't you just pretend to pee in my mouth?"
ME: BAN!!!!!!
Perv: "BB can you poop for me in pvt?"
ME: " Sorry, no poo, no pee, no vomit.....NOT SEXY AT ALL!"
BAN!!!
or the ones who give me a play by play of their arousal, how hot they find me, how they want to fuck me so bad....YEAH, YEAH, THAN TAKE ME PRIVATE OR GET THE FUCK OUT ASSTURD!!
I HATE FREE CHAT!! I mean, on my site, there is a HUGE yellow bar that goes across the bottom of the screen that says START PRIVATE SHOW...
We are not doing this for our own personal enjoyment, oh wait, yeah, the fun starts when $$$$$ private show. God how I hate the Sales Floor...(Free Chat).....sigh....
Lots of pigs on lj...yes, i deal with them every day...ban!!!
Not as wrong and degrading as wasting one's life harassing people and shaming them for doing their job. I'm not sure spamming arrogant copypasted bs in the name of Jesus is more pleasing for our Lord and Savior than showing butt for the money and enjoyment of others.
Not really stupid or annoying but rather confusing
Dude: hi
wam shows?
Me: wam?
Dude leaves
I'm still clueless what was the "wam"
I'm going to guess it's Wet and Messy.
From wikipedia: Wet and messy fetish (WAM), also known as sploshing, is a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when copious amounts of a substance are applied to the naked skin, face, or to clothing.[1] Several websites are dedicated to WAM.
They have more disposable income, we are busy buying makeup, skincare products $200 hair dos.. fake nails and lashes.. so they are spending their money on sex cuz that stuff they don't buy...LOL oh I forgot our feminine sanitary monthly products to.. damn those get expensive.