Attachment 41001
made me feel good
wonder if he liked his suprise
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Attachment 41001
made me feel good
wonder if he liked his suprise
1. what do u do in pvt bb?
my response : read the topic
2. can I see u stand bb
my response : you can already see me in my bra and panties, im not standing up.
3. where u from? smh..
4. can you piss, shit or vomit?
my response : no.
their response, why bb?
my response, I click the block button. lol
5. I'll come back on another day bb, I love chatting with you and maybe we can do a show together.
These ones never seem to tip or get a pvt, all they wanna do is sit in free chat all day.
I also HATE guys that try to give you advice for getting tips, stfu. I always block them cause they never tip anyway.
They just think that as far as we're in the same country the rest doesn't matter. Here's a typical conversation:
- Hey, are you from Russia?
- Yep.
- Cool, I'm visiting St. Petersburg in summer, could we meet?
- Uh, I live like 5000 km from there.
- I see. So, can you come to St. Petersburg? You'll have a great time I promise!
During pvt,
Idiot: You look like my cousin alot
Me: Good for you. *carries on*
idiot: Hell bb, I'd fuck you even if we were related
Sigh...I'd forgotten about SM and this stuff
Camgirlsareidiots: Recent survey shows that topless girls gain 50% more money on cams
I got really interested in the research and asked him for a link. He disappeared. Le sigh.
So many people asking for free samples... I'm not frozen bloody yoghurt.
On SM "will be ready shortly need to get hard before we go prvt". Anyone else annoyed by this shit? This is like admitting that they don't intend to spend much money on me. This douche canoe lasted 58 seconds in a previous private session. Went to block him but he was already gone. And I'm tired of these failed abortions coming into my room and demanding that I "convince" them to take me private. Fuck you! Convince me not to ban you!>:(
My recent pet peeve is the guys who say they want a real orgasm and leave 30 seconds after I put the toy in. Why ask me to try and get an orgasm if you know you aren't staying for it?
Someone called Lex Cammodels just contacted me on my CMD-only Skype to ask if I want some easy work. NO idea who they are but their recruiting methods need improvement.
Got those fucks a few weeks ago. They had no presence on Google and appear to be a total scam. They basically drive 'traffic' to you and then you get paid by check. I was like 'so, by traffic, you mean you--dude behind the computer--and your friends will get a bunch of shows from me and I'll never see that check, right?' 'That's not it at all!' 'Kinda sounds like it since you have no reviews, no site, and no evidence. Fuck off.'
Idiot: there are 5 steps to pvt bb. Do them all and we go, ok
Me: not a fucking chance
Idiot: You will not make money this way
Ten seconds later, while he was still in the room I get taken into an exclusive that lasted for 20 mins. Fuck you guy. lol
Got this great message in my inbox.
Mmmmm sweety I want my cok right up inside your tight little ashole darling...after I like your ass...Mmmmmmm drop me a message age 40 white male musician and car....regards Audrina
My reply:
OMG YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think it is the day for bad inboxes...
Hello beautiful how're you doing? :) My name is Abhishek, but you can call me Abs. I'm 21 years old VIRGIN. nice to meet you love muahhhhhhh. You're a very beautiful, sweet, adorable and stunning woman muahhhhhhhhhh. I hope you can reply back to me and btw i have a question to ask you. I would like to take you private but is it possible for you to lower pvt price so i could play with you in pvt? i would love to get horny for you and cum for you with my hard virgin cock :P ;) muahhhhhhhhhhh kisses
FFS...they never learn do they?
Send him this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md...o1_r22_500.gif
u r there swetty?
can we chat swetty?
This dude's been my semi-reg for like a year. He's been sorta cheap, but nothing outrageous. Tonight, this happened.
EntitledSub: hi misstress :-)
Me: Hello, how are you?
EntitledSub: i just got home and im pretty drunk :-)
Me: got anything naughty on your mind?;-)
EntitledSub: yes i do :-) im gona go outside and smoke,could u please send me a message and tell me what u wanna see. and ill come back in 5-10 min and make it happen. ok?
Me: sorry, but I'm not giving you instructions outside of Exclusive. if you want me to order you around, I'll gladly do it in your showbut I'm not going out of my way and ignoring other users while composing letters to you.
EntitledSub: please send me message mistress ill check back in few min *leaves*
"Hey Mistress I'm gonna go have a smoke and I expect you to write a piece of erotica for me in the meantime and send it to me free of charge so I could save as much as I can on your show or not have to buy it at all if you're good". No idea why these people call themselves submissive.
Repeat custie..."Cancel this gold show so i can take u exclusive. I want you all to myself." I cancel the show and he bails! Cant wait till he comes back so i can ban him and have him removed from the site.
KornH1sb: Hey sexy Socal orall at ur service offering both ur sexy tight holes a good sucking and licking mmmm
AssHole: what state do you reside in?
Me: Narnia
AssHole: there is no such place
Me: Yes there is. Go to your closet and try to reach as deep as you can and you just might find me.
AssHole: Shut up idiot
AssHole: Ugly bitch
Me: Butthurt much??
AssHole has logged off
Kind of creepy when the first thing you say is what state do you reside in?
rando: so what made you girls start wearing thongs? Like did your moms wear them or did an older girl tell you about them?
custie: what a weird fucking question
me: one day, I bought one in a store.
I AM BEYOND RAGING RIGHT NOW and ready to punch a baby! A custy went private with me on cams.com for 23 minutes. Then I check my earnings and the assbag got refunded for 9 minutes! WTF you cheap twatbag? If you didn't like what you saw you should have left the show early instead of staying for 23 MINUTES! Some men will do anything to hold onto their measly dollars. I did what the fucker asked me. He is blocked from ever entering my chat again. I'm sorry I was so unworthy that you stayed for almost half an hour fuckface.
Failed to copy so hope I remember it right))))
Him: I saw your big hairy pussy, it's so wet and tasty!
Me *assuming he's watched one of my recorded shows* Glad you enjoyed ;) Are you back for more?
Him: I don't pay for seeing pussy.
Me: Um, then you came to a wrong place. This site is pay-to-play.
Him: Your hairy pussy is so tasty.
Me: Anything I could do for you?
Him: No I can have all the pussy I want.
Me: Ok, have fun with it)
Him: Your pussy is so moist and yammy
Me: I'm not talking pussy in public chat) If you want to proceed, go pvt
Him: I'm not paying for just watching. Why watch when I can get the best pussy.
Me: Why come here, then? This site is for the men who want to pay for just watching.
Him: Yea those weak stupid men. They don't know how to get the real pussy.
Me: Lol neither do you. *Block*
Still clueless what he wanted. Probably he was either drunk as fuck or making a really lame attempt at reverse psychology to get me fuck him IRL.
Guy: I would do anything to see your ass.
Me: Would you consider tipping 5 gold perhaps?
Guy: Ass then we will go exclusive baby.