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I got so sick of dick pics that I charge to look at them now, extra to comment on/rate them, and super extra to put them up on screen with me while I talk about them. Funnily enough, it's now one of my more popular features. Of course most of them still want me to blow smoke up their asses about their dicks, but sometimes I get SPH guys and I can really let loose..
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Whilst looking through my tips, I came across this lovely gem:
"Tip from zlehtmb
when a girl gets very horny and whispers with naughty voice to my ear.... " tie me up, put some butter on my ass, and take me gently!" that makes me so hard"
What am I, freshly, steamed corn on the cob?
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hyori
Whilst looking through my tips, I came across this lovely gem:
"Tip from zlehtmb
when a girl gets very horny and whispers with naughty voice to my ear.... " tie me up, put some butter on my ass, and take me gently!" that makes me so hard"
What am I, freshly, steamed corn on the cob?
Haunting smell of kitchen on your skin and underwear, mmmm. Someone's got to tell him there are lube and baby oil.
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"I really need show with u and i don want to lie on u and i wont .. I dont have money but i requesting from u to do for me a short show some minutes , i am poor guy and thats my dream .. I cant pay if u dont need u can block me.. Sorry for annoying . .."
Got this guy on Skype, before I could block him, he preceded to tell me that he knew I was poor once and to take pity on him, and that he would "re-pay me in other ways".
Yeah, I was poor but I worked my ass off to get where I am, without freebies.
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EffyRose
"I really need show with u and i don want to lie on u and i wont .. I dont have money but i requesting from u to do for me a short show some minutes , i am poor guy and thats my dream .. I cant pay if u dont need u can block me.. Sorry for annoying . .."
Got this guy on Skype, before I could block him, he preceded to tell me that he knew I was poor once and to take pity on him, and that he would "re-pay me in other ways".
Yeah, I was poor but I worked my ass off to get where I am, without freebies.
Pssh...I'm poor now. That's why I'm trying to make some money. My response would be "If you're so poor, but have a computer, try camming...I'm sure the guys would love some fresh meat!"
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Not stupid at all, more funny though. Two things that made me LOL hard on cam today.
"Girl your ass is a golden pumpkin"
"I wanna eat curry and naan off that ass"
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This doesn't need any explanation.
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And then he is giving me 2 tips of 1 gold each...
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I kicked the idiot out.
Even the people who play the guitar at subway get bigger tips.Fucking asshole..
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SweetNSouthern
Pssh...I'm poor now. That's why I'm trying to make some money. My response would be "If you're so poor, but have a computer, try camming...I'm sure the guys would love some fresh meat!"
Haha! That's great.
I got two more idiots before I called it quits for the night.
" if I jerk off to your bio pic do I owe you for that?" and Lastly but not least "interested in letting daddy tongue punch your fartbox before hammering your cherry out of your and then pumping your plump pussy full of his dirty nasty cum sauce"
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"May I see my body bb.
U r my bb now"
Like really? I fucking hate "doms" who try to be dominant in free chat, thinking that will make me oh so wet, I'll just have to take all my clothes off and fuck myself silly.
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Almost just as bad if not worst are free chat slaves who can do everything from manual labor, domestic chores, and be a damn toilet but can't take me into paid chat. PFFT!
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AnotherLily
Almost just as bad if not worst are free chat slaves who can do everything from manual labor, domestic chores, and be a damn toilet but can't take me into paid chat. PFFT!
smh! Had to ban a ex slave yesterday for free loading. He was role playing in free chat and we haven't had a pvt in months. i think they actually get off by us telling them to take us into pvt or get banned cause it was like playing cat and mouse with this guy. He kept saying "im coming into pvt goddess" but he wouldn't go in pvt! I warned him before i blocked him, and so he kept popping in and out of free chat real fast so i couldn't catch up. I still got his ass though.
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This one wasn't on cam, but still post-worthy and literally just happened like 2 mins ago...
Guy sends me a DM on Twitter. I had tweeted to DM me for Skype shows and listed my payment options, yadda yadda.
Well, the guy tells me hi and I'm beautiful and the normal crap they all say, then sends me his Skype and tells me to add me. My response is "Only if you pay"...he then tells me he doesn't have a credit card.
Just checked again and he said he loves me, then sent me his email address, and begged me to contact him...smh...
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Tell him, "let me know when you get a debit card, credit card, prepaid card!"
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So yesterday, someone asked me if I'd do this weird fetish thing. I said of course in exclusive. One custie mentioned how he like how nonchalant I responded to that strange request. Told him "it comes with the job."
Then I get this wonderful person. His name was Pwninsince93. Cute?
"Job really? This is a job! Hahaa! What does this 'job' entail"
"People pay me and I get naked and other things. Pretty easy job."
"I wouldn't pay $8 per minute just to see you get naked."
"Well you don't have to pay me. If you can't afford my rates, that's fine, there are plenty of models on this site with lower rates."
"Your not trained"
"You're, and I'm classically trained on the viola. Does that count?"
Seriously, why do people try to troll me? It's adorable. Trolls = free entertainment. And always draws in the white knights that tip me to reassure me, not all men are like that. If you are gonna troll me, you need to be more creative. I don't want to hear the same old "Go eat something you anorexic whatever, or meth head, or grow some tits."
Come on give it to me! I love good well thought out creative insults. It is an art form.
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" I have $10 now prolapse that ass"
...nah, I think not.
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You have received a new offer on Customs4u:
Description:
I would like a 10 minute show where you put lipstick very carefully on your nipples. Nowhere else. Then I want you to squeeze your breasts and figure your pussy in full view with your legs wide open.
Price:
$2.00
That wouldn't even buy me the lipstick.
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^^ This just made my blood boil. I fucking hate men that think assault in any form is sexy or OK.
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redheadlover: u take it in the ass dear?
me: no
redheadlover: Not even for EXTRA sweetheart? I will pay
me: define "extra" (not planning on doing it but wanna see what laughable amount of money he offers)
redheadlover: what do u want?
me: well since I never do that, it would have to be an excl block session of AT LEAST 30 minutes. it takes a lot of preparation, especially if you never do it.
redheadlover: LOL
redheadlover: takes a lot of LUBE...yes
me: look, you said you'd pay extra and asked what I wanted, I told you what I wanted and apparently you think that's funny? You can just refuse. and if you seriously think it only takes a lot of lube...
redheadlover: relax sweetheart...just making a joke
redheadlover: oh lord...........dont need a self rightious chick...later
me: and I don't need a broke, cheap guy. also, learn how to spell
blocked him of course lol. and self righteous? um well. I am superior to you. I am right. That just makes me right, not self righteous.
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I had a waste of spunk come into my room the other night and did the usual try to insult you as much as possible routine:
"you're not worth what you're charging" " you're fat" " you're ugly" " your parents must be proud" " get a real job" and general racist bullshit.
I simply responded with that he sounds like a man with arrested development and his taunting and name calling is what children do when they like someone.
I assured him that my parents are very proud of me and loved me dearly and that I was sorry that he has never experienced unconditional love.
I apologized on behalf of the people hurt him or neglected and he sees me as way to take out his frustrations and that I forgave him.
I also told him the he should get a better paying "real" job and maybe one day he could afford to take me private.
He said something to the tune of how I was "too young to make those assumptions" Nah more like spot on.
And then ofc I blocked him.
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I hate the "be mean" guys.
Him: Can you do sph and be mean to me in exclusive?
Me: Of course I can
Him: But can you be really mean?
Me: (Looking at his history of shows) Well, it looks like all you've ever done with me is short shows. So, If you take me excl for under 5 minutes you need to tip me $50 or I'll ban you from my room forever the next time I see you. How's that for mean?
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jack: ur only in for the money
me : uh ya duh obviously
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TattooedBBW
jack: ur only in for the money
me : uh ya duh obviously
No shit, Sherlock. Give this man an award for being so god damn obvious. Bravo!
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First mfc day.
"You should be sexier and naked. Ex stripper? Strip for me. I'm just trying to help." (a basic)
"Would you dominate me?" (premium pm)
"Sure, just take me private and we can get started, sissy."
"No, here."
As in, in front of all the rest of my customers? Um, no.
I can see why you get so annoyed on this sort of site. I wanted to crush five people at least. Sadly, three of them would have liked it. :(
Trial SM soon. Maybe tomorrow. Not sure yet.