Stupid annoying shit that SW's new "Visitors found this page by searching for" feature reveals:
Guys who are searching for pirated videos and clips of various models (smdh #myfootyourass) and finding this thread instead (muhahaha #camgirlrevenge)
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Stupid annoying shit that SW's new "Visitors found this page by searching for" feature reveals:
Guys who are searching for pirated videos and clips of various models (smdh #myfootyourass) and finding this thread instead (muhahaha #camgirlrevenge)
oo7Romeo: whats up sexy how are u today
Nash has logged on
Nash has logged off
oo7Romeo: give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx
matte198 has logged on
matte198 has logged off
oo7Romeo: i am not some fat ugly guy i work out 6 days a week nor i am not desprate
so please give me a call and a text i am and educated brother
(Me: It doesn't matter if you're a supermodel. I don't meet people on here)
really
u on here for money
(Me: That's a dumb question)
by bitch
u trying to get paid
oo7Romeo has been blocked
Haha I love when they try to "call you out" by saying that you're here for the money. Used to always happen to me in the strip club too..at least once a week some moron would be like "Oooh I see...you're only here for money! ". Always cracked me up. My response is usually an eye roll and something like "well aren't you a genius. You figured out my secret plan! "
Today's number one idiot: i want you to force me to go private
In my experience all blackmail/findom guys are complete time wasters. Told this ass that I wouldn't talk to him in freeview about it and he would have to take me private for me to consider blackmailing him. Guess what? He left. Besides, how the feck am I supposed to force someone on the internet to take me private? lol
@housewench - I love love love the "Open chest bb" gif!!!
Also, not on cam exactly, but an email I received today on Adultwork. No body to the email, just the title:
"hi bb. directcam please bb. in sexy outfit..tight denim skirt very tight top loads of slutty makeup"
Grr. Inexplicably, he has 1200 positive ratings...
These fucking guys are so fucking ungrateful. I do my hour long weekly cam show for members of my site through SM so that people on SM can sign up and watch the show too, a little extra cash, right? Most times I get a few guys in. Tonight I set the contribution for 30$. That's 50 cents a minute! As compared to 4.99?!
Tonight all I got were 3 guys who said it was too expensive and I had to be kidding myself if I thought I'd actually get that from someone. Are you fucking kidding me?! You ungrateful pieces of fucking trash.
$30 is too much to watch a sexy NAKED lady for an HOUR? Where the hell are they taking their dates? Oh wait...
The one I heard today......"That anal toy is too small". Goddamn, What do u really want me to shove inside my ass??? You moron.
Today I had two super special retards one was:
Adrv: Hey how much gold do u charge for ass flash? (he asked me this twice even though the topic of my room is "4gold for tits or ass")
Me: 4 gold
Adrv: Okay thank you.(HE THEN LEFT)
#2 was one of those annoying "you look bored" guys
kleman: Hey bb you want to gag on my cock?
me: yes I do gag shows.
kleman: So you want to go private?
kleman: Smile :)
me: come on in
Kleman: could you atleast look like you're excited to choke on my cock?( I already was smiling and this needy buttcrack was annoying me) BLOCK
I went private right afterwards too. Lol
A little back story on this on. I have a facebook in order to arrange shows and spread my name. In fact, its right on my page, that this is my business website and not somewhere where we are going to become BFFs. And yet, I get messages like this all the time.
(Monday) Him: hi...
(Monday) Me: Hello.
(Tuesday) Him: how r u ..
(Tuesday) Me: I'm good, what about you?
(Thursday) Him: im iite...how ur day goin?
(Thursday) Me: Fine. You seem a little shy so I'll just come out and ask the question: would you like to buy a show?
(Thursday) Him: yer...srrii bout da....kinda busy these days...n no....i jus like to chat..
You know, most of these people are friends with me on their real accounts, so I know exactly where they live and their numbers. If you ever hear about a cam girl who drained her savings to travel around the world to murder all the time wasters, you'll know exactly who it was and what drove me to it.
I changed my Twitter picture from a delicious ass photo to an iphone-mirror one showing from my face to my undies. Today, I get this gem:
Him: new avi is nice ;-) you lost a bit of weight too!
Me, after spending seven minutes verbally assaulting him in my mind: Not really, just toned up a bit. I can't lose any weight haha
Him: yeah you must have your stomach is more defined
Me, another two minutes imagining stabbing him: lol that's muscle, not weight loss
K seriously dude, I'm tiny. Like, I am petite in the flattest-stomach kind of way. Don't fricken tell me I lost weight, you'll give me a disorder. I am always damn proud of my tummy, if some fucktard on Twitter thinks I've lost weight... UUUGGGHH!*#&%#%&$! Yes I have been working out, yes I have more defined stomach muscles now. But dear god, it is not weight loss.
^^ Uh, for real. When I first saw MissEgo's pics I got a serious case of tummy envy, I can't believe someone would want you to lose weight. Oh well, I guess that's one member of the infamous crack whore aesthetic porn target market?
@MissEgo. I caught a reply to one of ur Twitter updates. (I won't say it here) but the phrase "oh no he didn't" came to mind. Awesome reply btw.
(copy/paste with names removed)
cheapass: why hello ;)
moi: hey Dan:) how's it going?
cheapass: good thanks you ?
moi: great:) whatcha up to?
cheapass: playing ;) you ?
moi: combo of work and play:)
moi: want some company?
cheapass: i would but i havent got my cards with me ...
moi: aww, too bad, maybe another time:)
cheapass: could i pay annother time ? you know im allways on here ..
moi: sorry, nope :)
cheapass: guess never again then if you dont trust me .. sorry ..
moi: k, whateva:)
cheapass: pfftt bad times
then, to punish me for my cruelty in not giving a free show on a pussy lay-away plan to a dude who's booked a grand total of three 20 min shows over a span of months, he deletes me from his skype
I hope to eventually recover from the sadness:)
When I logged on to AW last night, it didn't take me long to turn off free chat, because of the gems I was getting to ban.
a) a guy I called out for being silent in my room, and he told me I looked more like 46, not 26. BAN
b) a guy who asked where I was from and then proceeded to inform me that Scotland is a shithole. He was from Birmingham. lol. BAN
c) a guy who wouldn't stop going on and on about his small AND smelly penis. Nobody wants to hear that. BAN
I always think of it as gasping for air, like the kid from Malcolm in the Middle who had asthma, Stevie.
http://youtu.be/m0NG3Pxr18k
It's pretty entertaining to think of these guys having asthma attacks instead of just typing ellipses when a simple period would suffice.
"tits...bb!...fuck yes...mmmmm....tits...now pussy...mmmmm"
I keep getting the fucking bible thumpers in my room telling me that I am exploiting my baby or I am a sick fuck for camming pregnant... or, "when your child is older you can tell them you made money by exploiting it in porn"... OMG are you serious? Ugh I went off on a rant today in my cam room over this shit, pissed me right off. Atleast I am supporting myself and not getting welfare and foodstamps you stupid fucks. Besides that, when did it become exploiting a child when said child is still in my belly?
Ohhh this thread. The stupidity of men.
I was telling some of the other ladies in chat the other night that these guys are so fucking lucky we don't give face-to-face sessions.
We'd all be in jail for murder.
Haha Pussy Layaway :P Love it!