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This is why I hate working holidays. They think we owe THEM something!!
Robg396: i used to have my nipples pierced do u have any others that i can see? and im good merry christmas haha
Me: Same to you :-) No, no others.
Robg396: hhmmm i think ur lying to me baby prove it haha
Me: ?
Robg396: flash me love? u say u have no other piercings
Me: It's 5 gold for a flash.
Robg396: be generous since its the holidays i can give 1g
Me: How about you go fuck yourself.
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I would have told him to to take that one gold shove it up his ass and jerk his cock out of my room haha.. im bad i know.. but funny :)
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Taddy: I'm a girl.
Me: (thinking, "here we go"): Oh yeah? Let's go pvt so I can see you. I love masturbating for girls.
Taddy: I'm at work. Give me a few hours.
Me: (thinking, "Yeah, ok"): Ok sweety
A few hours later.....
Taddy: Hi again.
Me: Hi
Taddy: You're so hot. Give me a sec to set up my cam.
Me: Ok
Taddy leaves then returns about an hour later.
Taddy: Hi. How are you? You're beautiful.
Me: Thanks. Ready?
Taddy: Huh? This is the first I'm seeing you. I am Chris' boyfriend. I'm just going through the models she put on her faves.
Me: Uh-huh. Listen sweety, I love the little dual-identity thing that you're trying to do. A+ for your effort. But, I've been doing this long enough to know that you're one person. I don't have time for games. So, if you want to go pvt, let's go. If not, take your games to a new model's room.
Taddy: I don't know what you mean. But, you're going to have to deal with my gf when I tell her.
Me: Guess I will. Have a great night, weirdo. (Ejected)
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Haha i forgot to mention this the other day been so busy but this guy takes me in pvt, and everything is all good im playing getting worked up then he asks for a closeup so i give him it. he then says..
"your clit is too tiny"
me trying not to bust out laughing i say it may be tiny but it has the same affect as any other clit.
he then says sorry it needs to be bigger, then leaves.. i never had anyone complain about the size before especially since he was enjoying it until the closeup haha i was like this..
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^^ lmfao - you can barely see mine, I've never had anyone complain tho. But yeah, push it the right way works the same as all the others, should have told him if he's so insecure with his ability on how to get a woman to cum then maybe he DOES need a big huge clit! Haha.
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I know, that's so weird!! Who the fuck cares about what size a clit is?! Lmao, what a loser!
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webcamcutie
^^ lmfao - you can barely see mine, I've never had anyone complain tho. But yeah, push it the right way works the same as all the others, should have told him if he's so insecure with his ability on how to get a woman to cum then maybe he DOES need a big huge clit! Haha.
Maybe his dick looks like one cause its so small and thats why he complained from lack of experience .. haha ok im just bad today couldnt resist:D
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Guy takes me exclusive with no preamble.
Him: Ok, I'm a rich daddy and you're a homeless Japanese whore begging me to let you in my bed for the night
Him: And using EVERY hole in your body and every kinky move you can think of to persuade me to let you stay in my bed
Me: Hold up, boundaries.
Me: First of all I don't do anal or body torture.
Him: You're a desperate bitch whore, you'll do anything for me
Him: Or I'll get my money back from the site
Him: And call me daddy and call yourself my slutty dirty baby
Me: ...I'll call you BANNED.
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I only wish I remembered his name. It had a bunch of z's and k's in it.
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OK, maybe this is the wrong thread, but I feel so dumb when it comes to these things... Was he just trying to get me to react for free?? Aghhhh
Anton93: Size matters?
Me: that depends
Anton93: ? :-P
Me: if you're into sph or not
Anton93: Sph?
Me: ...?
Anton93: What is that
Me: small penis humiliation
Anton93: :(
Me: some guys like it lol
Anton93: 5 inch, never had a girlfriend FML
Me: i'd love to talk about it more in exclusive
Anton93: Small or medium?
Me: exclusive lol
*Anton93 leaves*
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I am super busy in college now and raising my husky puppy, i do apologize i dont have the funds to spend with my favorites. i am really into having good conversations and not just being friendly when i want to cum and a girl needs money. connection is awesome. i want to hope you are having a good day and enjoy you for more than your body. I don't think its rude to want a smidge of the effort i would gladly put in. i sincerely apologize if it comes off as rude that i want to know you girls as people. i would honestly get back to a lot of you if I had more cash. it makes sexy times sexier and normal times fun. I know we all need money, but i will choose my girls carefully if that's ok. ***I'm sam and I like cats. I like getting to know people because if I don't know them I guess I could've just been looking at porn somewhere. I like calling the shots. I appreciate any content sent my way but if you aren't being personal I probably won't get back to you.i have been taken advantage of and i wont have it anymore. if i am giving you decent cash we both should cum, end of story.
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The more I read this fucking douchebags profile, the more it makes me want to punch him in the head. If any of you are acquainted with MGF and how things work on there, then you know by reading this guys profile he is essentially coming off as the biggest fucking freeloader ever. When he says "I appreciate any content sent my way", he is talking about FREE videos or nude pictures some models send out every single day to idiots like this guy. When models send free shit out, it keeps assholes like this guy logging in and out of the site everyday trying to collect more.
Uhg. IDK his profile makes me fucking ticked off.
Oh and btw he has profile pictures up and in one of them he is literally wearing a fedora. Also the last sentence in his paragraph made my skin crawl.
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After almost a year of being gone, SM welcomed me back with open arms...LOL
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Oh god, this one was from an exclusive show which was going well, I thought:
Me: Mmmm my dildo is such a big boy! I need lube just to fit him in my pussy.
Him: no lube
Me: *giggles, pretending to misunderstand* Oh don't worry I have lube! *lubes up dildo*
Him: *signs off immediately*
Yeah, I'm not gonna shove a rubbery 8.5" mofo balls-deep in my twat without a little help, jackass. Suck it.
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Yeah thats why I learnt the trick that anytime they want a toy, I keep all my toys and lube in a container beside me off screen, and I reach in and grab one, and put like 4 drops of lube on the head of the dildo, then when I go to use it I rub it all on my girl parts and I'm like.. 'Oh I'm so wet!' haha - suckers.
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So I couldn't get on yesterday (grrr), so started early today. Had one show so far, that started with "how are you mommy" (that's fine, I have no problem with that) and ended with "your pussy is dirty you fat fucking pig". Switched from respectful sub to vulgar dom in less than 7 minutes. Hope his cock exploded. Literally.
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webcamcutie
Yeah thats why I learnt the trick that anytime they want a toy, I keep all my toys and lube in a container beside me off screen, and I reach in and grab one, and put like 4 drops of lube on the head of the dildo, then when I go to use it I rub it all on my girl parts and I'm like.. 'Oh I'm so wet!' haha - suckers.
Yup. For a lot of guys I'm sure Lube = girl not horny, and is a turn off.
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I know, that's so weird!! Who the fuck cares about what size a clit is?! Lmao, what a loser!
Small Clit Humiliation? SCH. Never heard of this kink, but who knows right
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MyFreeCams countdown, strippin, show soon etc.
Suddenly, PM.
idiot: pee in group bb?
...Dude, YES! I LOVE to abuse MFC rules and disrespect other paying custies, sweeter than you, for 0.5 bucks a minute. Genius.
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PrincessfromHell
Small Clit Humiliation? SCH. Never heard of this kink, but who knows right
Haha theres always something new we learn about fetishes and kinks so maybe this might be a new money maker if so ill rock that lol
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dam baby you got one phat pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh my goodness can lick it and slid this 15 inch dick inside your wet juicy pussy please? wow
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dam baby you got one phat pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh my goodness can lick it and slid this 15 inch dick inside your wet juicy pussy please? wow
15 inch dick... haha i cant stop laughing do they honestly believe that we would like that even if it was possibly true?
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Oh god, this one was from an exclusive show which was going well, I thought:
Me: Mmmm my dildo is such a big boy! I need lube just to fit him in my pussy.
Him: no lube
Me: *giggles, pretending to misunderstand* Oh don't worry I have lube! *lubes up dildo*
Him: *signs off immediately*
Yeah, I'm not gonna shove a rubbery 8.5" mofo balls-deep in my twat without a little help, jackass. Suck it.
Lol with NO lube??? Why do they even give a fuck if lube is used or not. I mean really.....they want the woman to just be soaking wet while sitting in freechat for an hour talking to rude freeloaders?
I have always wondered how models that do gold shows can do that shit though? Like, they'll be trying to get a gold show going for 20 minutes and then boom one finally happens, they go into the show, and 2 minutes later they're using a dildo without ever putting lube on it. How the hell do they do that? Are they like prelubed or something? haha.
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CanadianRuby
Lol with NO lube??? Why do they even give a fuck if lube is used or not. I mean really.....they want the woman to just be soaking wet while sitting in freechat for an hour talking to rude freeloaders?
I have always wondered how models that do gold shows can do that shit though? Like, they'll be trying to get a gold show going for 20 minutes and then boom one finally happens, they go into the show, and 2 minutes later they're using a dildo without ever putting lube on it. How the hell do they do that? Are they like prelubed or something? haha.
LOL yes. I keep melted coconut oil in a coffee mug and keep my most used toys in it tip down. When I get a show where Im going to be using toys I just pull one out off screen. Then once the show is over, I clean the toy off with a baby wipe and pop it right back in the oil mug. I only keep about an inch of oil in it and use fresh oil every shift.
I just dump the oil and wash my toys in the sink when I sign out.
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"them tits must be full of hormones hun"
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Vlodina
"them tits must be full of hormones hun"
I heard this in my head in a Forrest Gump accent :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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Just now, in Group (paid)...
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
CatBBW: hiya
yusuf123: hi
yusuf123: Get undressed
(I take my top off)
yusuf123: Are you pregnant?
CatBBW: no, I'm fat
yusuf123: lies
yusuf123 leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished ----------------
ooookay.