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I do 100% Indy shows by having them pay with Amazon or gift cards before we start. I advertise on Backpage, in the WEBSITE section, making sure to mention I do cam shows only and that this isn't an offer for prostitution.
Dumbass: You advertise all over the country, how do you escort in all those time zones every day?
Dumbass 2: Hey, you accidentally put yourself in websites instead of escorts lol-cuz yeah, if I ever decided to escort, I'd use easy to track photos with my face showing.
Dumbass 3: I don't have to pay til after a show, in case I'm not happy, right?
*Cuz yeah, I just perform, like a dildo wielding robot, hoping you're happy and just accept whatever you eventually pay me the next day. Or week. Or month.
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I've had it with typing multiple times a day "no Paypal, but you can easily book me through my page here: etc". And then they stop replying and never book me. If you have money for Paypal, y u no have money for proper booking bb?
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Chaturbate
dude: would you like to have some great time in private together honey?
dude: 60 tokens a minute? Holy shit!
Ahahahha I couldn't even be angry at that one, so funny! :3
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joelbarraza17: dog is licking wife ass
joelbarraza17 has been blocked.
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My penis ejaculated sperm for you
Thank you
My pp happy
Well that's one weird way to say you came.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
BadBitch
During my GS countdown:
Moron: Let's go pvt.
Me: Sure. But, let me wait a few more minutes in case anyone wants to pledge in. Also, my rate for pvt is 6.99.
Moron: Let's go now.
Me: Sweety, I am going to wait a few minutes. I don't want to cancel for you to run off and not take me pvt.
Moron: Good luck with your $5 pledge. Don't spend it all in one place.
Me: No worries. I won't. However, the couple grand I made last week, I WILL spend in one place.
Moron: Yeah, great line of work. How's that 401K?
Me: Baby, in addition to this job, I also work as a paralegal, so, my 401K is great.
Ban.
Awesome reply! Love that you put him in his place. We are much smarter than some of these men think.
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devil: woah ur perfect
*leaves*
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FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: do you know what freemasonry is? -yes
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: its a fraternity , im the worshipful master of an all black prince hall lodge
theres 72 of us in the lodge and 33 of us like to use the lodge after hours to do bbc bukkake rituals with white girls -tell me about the lizard men
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: lol
they have green cocks and blue cum
they are 7 -13 feet tall -well that sounds gay
you can read the bible while all 33 of us cum on you -that sounds super gay
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: do you believe in lizard men
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: donald rumsfeild
the lizard men are jewish ahahaha
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: louis ck the comedian asked him on opie and anthony if he was a lizard man
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: he didnt deny it
lmao
louis ck was trolling him hes a comedian
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster has been blocked.
I got bored with him and his "club".
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T.N.T: Hi mom
T.N.T: How are tou mom
T.N.T has been banned from the room
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
PrettyPuppet
My penis ejaculated sperm for you
Thank you
My pp happy
Well that's one weird way to say you came.
What is he, 5 years old? "My pp"?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chellyinparadise
Awesome reply! Love that you put him in his place. We are much smarter than some of these men think.
Thanks, lady. On a total side note, I didn't make a couple grand. I embellished. Haha!
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BILL_COSBYS_DRINK_MAKER has been blocked.
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After repeatedly telling him I didn't want any pictures and only wanted to see him c2c
dumbass: im jus sayin you se pic if ya like then i go pvt
me: I haven't thrown up at the sight of anyone yet, so I don't think you'll change that.
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Yesterday. Crickets are full swing in just about ever room. I'm ready to gouge my own eyes out from boredom. My vagine is dry as fuck from stress of said boredom. My dildos are shriveling from lack of use. My bank account is feeling neglected. Severely.
THEN * cue inspiring music* about 5 guys come in during an hour.
Guy1: How's it going bb?
Guy2: How's it going?
Guy3: How's it going.
Guy4: How's it going babe?
Guy5: You're so beautiful. How's it going?
My head was thinking of the most fowl thoughts, but of course I was ever so sweet by saying wonderful to each and every one of them.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
audritwo
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: do you know what freemasonry is? -yes
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: its a fraternity , im the worshipful master of an all black prince hall lodge
theres 72 of us in the lodge and 33 of us like to use the lodge after hours to do bbc bukkake rituals with white girls -tell me about the lizard men
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: lol
they have green cocks and blue cum
they are 7 -13 feet tall -well that sounds gay
you can read the bible while all 33 of us cum on you -that sounds super gay
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: do you believe in lizard men
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: donald rumsfeild
the lizard men are jewish ahahaha
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: louis ck the comedian asked him on opie and anthony if he was a lizard man
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster: he didnt deny it
lmao
louis ck was trolling him hes a comedian
FreemasonicWorshipfulMaster has been blocked.
I got bored with him and his "club".
Seems like a lot of people are into the masonic religion trend lately. I think I saw another one with that username before.
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[4:57:19 PM] EREN: hi
[4:57:21 PM] EREN: baby
[4:57:27 PM] EREN: how are you
[4:57:35 PM] EREN: ım horny
[4:57:41 PM] EREN: do you lıke sex
[4:59:01 PM] Me: Hey there
[4:59:09 PM] Me: Are you looking for a show? (I'd already figured he wasn't serious about a show but I figured I'd just be very direct and give him a chance)
[5:00:40 PM] EREN: Yes, I'm here to show you is so horny she wants
[5:01:29 PM] Me: How many minutes do you want?
[5:01:38 PM] Me: I'm $3/minute for shows 10-29 minutes
[5:02:31 PM] EREN: with the money the show no no no I just watch porn better
I'm not even mad, I laughed so hard. No no no!
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I was told in free chat that I didn't have very many comments for somebody who has been camming almots a year. Ummm I have 50 comments. How many does he expect me to have?
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diond97: How is you and your dads relationship? -are you fishing for daddy issue shit?
No
diond97: Just answer the question honestly -ok, for $150 tip i'll answer it.
Why the hell would I want to do that -so i can give you your answer. if not, you'll never know
diond97: Thats too bad -yep
diond97 has been blocked.
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That was the last fucking time I was nice to a guest!!!
flirt4free
Idaho_292120150: how much fot topless
le me: Well I flash boobs for 60 credit tip
le me: if you register yo get some free credits to spend, so go register and get my tits
Idaho_292120150: what about a sneak peak. so i know the registration is worth it.
FUCK WHAT?! SNEAK FUCKIN PEEK TO SEE IF FUCKIN REGISTRATION WITH FREE FUCKIN CREDITS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!
Bitch, that was the most disgusting freeloading ever.
Thanks God we don't work with Jasmin anymore!
Fuck it!
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MFC, cumshow after countdown just ended
golf999: has she quirted yet
myroomhelper: nope she squirts in skype and pvt, says not for crowd
golf999: oh how boring
myroomhelper: oh how rude
myroomhelper: you didn't even pay a cent :D
golf999: oh well
Dude... WHAT?!
Oh yes, 40 points, zero tokens and complaints instead of kiss tippers asses for allowing him to see that.
I have no words o_O
yeah sure, banned and stuff.
But... Seriously, are they brainless?
One does not complain at the gift someone else paid for!
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member2339: Cmon one on the house it's my girlfriends birthday
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I do 100% Indy shows for the most part. I advertise in the websites section of Backpage, under adult entertainment. I don't use the reply to function, so they have to read the whole ad to get my contact info. and I guess saying "I'm a webcam model who only does webcam shows" three times, including the in the title is read as "please send me cock pics and convince me to escort." I got thirty responses, twenty asking my rates and what I do. Was I a bad person in a past life? Is this payback for the lip gloss I stole at twelve? Sex workers are not interchangeable. You won't convince me to meet up, lower my rates, or chat for free in downtime. Oh, one guy did tell me to up my rates, so I'd have free time to chat with him. Why, why, why do they think they're special?
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dumbass1: hi
Me: How are you?
dumbass1: hard sweet
Me: Lets go prvt so I can take care of that for you
dumbass1: why prvt?
Me: because I don't play for free
nor do i
Me: So you should have no problem going prvt or excl to play.
dumbass1: so u gonna pay me too?
dumbass2: you having a boy or girl?
me: Girl
dumbass2: mmmmm
she gonna be a slut too?
*congratulations, the first guy I blocked during an exclusive session*
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Just had a wannabe dom complain about being (quote) "depressed because so many girls on the site claim to be true submissives but can't show basic respect to a dominant man". Cry me a river "Master" lol. Am I expected to turn my sub mode on out of pity, and call you "Sir" and act all subservient in free chat just so you stop feeling depressed?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
PrettyPuppet
dumbass2: you having a boy or girl?
me: Girl
dumbass2: mmmmm
she gonna be a slut too?
*congratulations, the first guy I blocked during an exclusive session*
Anticipating shit like this is why I won't tell them the sex. It's a sex site and my (unborn) child is not something I'm willing to go into detail with when they have their hands in their dicks.