They don't care. If it's not going in the hole, it's obviously not giving you any pleasure, bb!
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IDIOT - damn you need to shave that kitty
ME - why? My PAYING guests like it this way, my hairy cunt pays my rent.
*bans*
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Huh?
On Skype:
(Ali: Hi Ramona Ramone, I'd like to add you as a contact.)
(Ramona Ramone: Ramona Ramone has shared contact details with Ali.)
Ali: hello
(my Skype starts to ring, he's calling me - I literally just added this dude, we have not discussed ANYTHING, so I obviously don't pick up)
Me: Hey, why did you call me?
Ali: yes
Me: Why did you call me?
Ali: you please chat me and my realtaionship accept please
Me: I'm not sure what you're saying. I am a camgirl and charge money to video chat with people.
Ali: you please I am siyes and you marry me online skype and all life with me you and shooting movies porn you please wedding me
Me: Absolutely not.
Ali: please you accept my marry request and I am ready for marry for you please you accept please my request
Me: I'm going to block you now.
(Blocked Ali.)
A short-lived romance.
LOL Ramona
What is with guys and the "marry me now plz" thing?? Are they serious? Just once I wanna say yes and ride the whole thing out just to see how far they actually want to take it.
Right after the necessary ceremonies, hubby dearest can start paying my rent, bills and shopping expenses cuz I'm wifey now and fuckboi needs to keep me in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed. *hair flip*
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I'm sure it gets said frequently but the immediately popping into the room guys who start with "are you wet?" really?, yes i'm fucking sitting here talking to myself and when one out of every 50 guys says "hi" I just cream all over my panties. I wish someone would ask that in real life so I could slap them....
I love the marriage guys, easy rp! I have one that loves to talk about where our wedding will be, where we'll go to on our honeymoon- then where we'll live, how many kids, ect. Whatevs, his fantasy!
Was on for 25mins yesterday..this happened for most of them
Idiot: You thick ma?
Me: Yes, but you gotta tip to see
*Idiot tips $10 to see, I do my thing*
Idiot: Ok but are you thick tho?
Me: I just showed you everything
Idiot: Yea but...measurements ma
Me: I haven't taken them in ages
Idiot: Measurements is everything ma, you need to be a certain measurement to be genuine thick
Me: Ok, let's go measure me in pvt.
Well he did end up going pvt but instead of actually letting me measure, he just wanted to see my ass and repeatedly questioned if I was "genuinely thick" or not...like fucker, you see my thighs, they're like tree stumps. Fuck offfffffff with your pettiness.
"would you like to get something from the kitchen to shove up your pussy?"
to be fair to him, when i explained that wouldn't do anything for me and what would, he said "go for it hehe"
^ Well, there's nothing I'd use from the kitchen (as it just doesn't do it for me, AT ALL) so it was kind of a pointless exchange anyway
Maybe I should've said ok bb i'll just get the oven :D
Plenty of things in the kitchen that can be used in the above scenario eg. blindfold with a tea towel, make bubbles in the sink and make a bubble bikini, whip cream from the fridge, ice from the freezer, icecream/yogurt cum show, tie knots with cherry stems, eat strawberries sensually, mash cake, milk bath etc.
Yeah I agree hyori but not "shoved" up my pussy! :)
I really like the bubble idea
I knew I should've typed out the whole thing. it was a few days ago but something like:
him - do you want to get something from the kitchen to SHOVE (my capitals) up your pussy?
me (joking) haha what like a fork?
him - no i meant a banana or cucumber or something
me - that doesn't do it for me, but if i touch myself like x / y / z ... etc etc
him - go for it then hehe
he was actually really nice, it was just the "shove" a kitchen item
Douche keeps coming into my chat room, and just says, "What's good?" ::)
If you're another model, and you're doing this, stop it.
Im just going to block you, no matter how many times u change your screen name.
Can you show me your pussy tits now because I would love to see it and eat your pussy and your a******* There just is no rehab for this. Buh Ban nanananana.
^^ LOL, "pussy tits". I guess he should be on domesticatedcatporn.com.
Some guys on older mobiles or gaming consoles can't see the bio without leaving the chat room. I tend to give one or two word typed responses. If they try and get details I say I can show/discuss in pvt. If they have lots of questions I push pvt hard so they pay me or leave.
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Sigh. It was like this all morning I was on.