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plumwine
jester24: Feel like shitting for me in excl baby?
I don't know about you guys, but I can't really shit on command.
I will never understand why guys think that's a thing. God knows they don't shit on command - if they did, there would be a lot fewer guys that plan their lives around being able to sporadically run home when they need to shit, or having a mental list of "safe" bathrooms throughout the city.
I feel like it's doubly confusing when they ask models that offer anal if they'll shit on cam. Does it not occur to them that I can't possibly be prepared to both shove a dildo up my ass AND take a shit?
For awhile I had an indy custie that started out with normal fetish stuff. Then he asked if I might pee for him sometime, and since he had been really cool for the stuff we did before, and he would pay extra for the additional laundry needs, I said we could try it. Then he started messaging me when I was on cam, asking if I had a full bladder for him. He seemed genuinely confused when I always said no. It made me wonder what he could possibly be thinking. Did he honestly believe that I was going to sit around holding it in while I dildo myself and cum with my other custies? Because that's not uncomfortable or painful? Don't know about you, but if there are objects going inside me, I pee every time I feel the slightest urge.
Finally, I told him that he needed to make an appointment to see me before I started my real shift. He said something like, "I'll get home sometime between 3-6pm on X day. Could we do it then?" I pointed out that if I'm ready to pee at 3pm, and he doesn't show up until 6, there's no way I can wait that long. Him: "Are you sure? I really like the idea of you needing to pee and holding it for me." Yeah, because that's never caused a UTI before... Blocked!
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Asked him where he found me...
[10:29:27 PM] Him: google
[10:29:38 PM] Him: i would pay by paypal
[10:29:53 PM] Him: after preview with saying my name
[10:31:35 PM] Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Halloo, you could stuff me without prejudices
....o_O huh?
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Me in a private: "Oh, you live in London. What do you do there?"
Him: "None of your business."
:O
Calm down dude. I really don't give a shit. I'm just trying to make conversation, so you'll stay in the session longer.
Geez.::)
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Originally Posted by
Glamourmilf
Me in a private: "Oh, you live in London. What do you do there?"
Him: "None of your business."
:O
Calm down dude. I really don't give a shit. I'm just trying to make conversation, so you'll stay in the session longer.
Geez.::)
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Wow!! That would have put me off too. If he spent a lot and I didn't ban, I'd have quoted that remark in his profile, so that when he inevitably asked a personal question, I can say "none of your business" and laugh my ass off lol
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New one today - my first real insult " You're a money grubber". Haha - Think he meant 'money grabber'. Illiterate fool!
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This is from one of my regulars that I had to cut off:
Angry Guy: Look, I am sick of just seeing you on cam and kik. I need to feel your real body.
Me: Sorry, honey, I am into the online experience. Let's us have great time, honey.
Angry Guy: Baby, I would love for us to meet over lunch and I give you a present. Maybe at a sushi restaurant?
Me: I do not meet customers offline. Now, let's have fun and you can get off.
Angry Guy: Geez, you do not want to meet me? You act like I am going to rape you. Look, those are just fantasies. Not all men want to rape women, sweetheart. You are so young and I can teach you the ways of love.( He never talked about rapeplay before)
Me: WTF!
Angry Guy: Listen, bitch, you are playing fucking games with my mind and I do not like it.
Me: :(
Angry Guy: Listen, cunt, if you do not meet for lunch in Whittier, CA and wear a Japanese school uniform. Then I am going to cut off my money to you.
And he was permanently ban :) Seriously, who is going to meet a guy after he calls you out of your name and talks about rape?
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Jeez....sounds like you dodged a bullet!
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Originally Posted by
DonaDiabla
This is from one of my regulars that I had to cut off:
Angry Guy: Look, I am sick of just seeing you on cam and kik. I need to feel your real body.
Me: Sorry, honey, I am into the online experience. Let's us have great time, honey.
Angry Guy: Baby, I would love for us to meet over lunch and I give you a present. Maybe at a sushi restaurant?
Me: I do not meet customers offline. Now, let's have fun and you can get off.
Angry Guy: Geez, you do not want to meet me? You act like I am going to rape you. Look, those are just fantasies. Not all men want to rape women, sweetheart. You are so young and I can teach you the ways of love.( He never talked about rapeplay before)
Me: WTF!
Angry Guy: Listen, bitch, you are playing fucking games with my mind and I do not like it.
Me: :(
Angry Guy: Listen, cunt, if you do not meet for lunch in Whittier, CA and wear a Japanese school uniform. Then I am going to cut off my money to you.
And he was permanently ban :) Seriously, who is going to meet a guy after he calls you out of your name and talks about rape?
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I hope no women ever. People always show their true demeanor when they DON'T get what they want!
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Originally Posted by
DonaDiabla
This is from one of my regulars that I had to cut off:
Angry Guy: Look, I am sick of just seeing you on cam and kik. I need to feel your real body.
Me: Sorry, honey, I am into the online experience. Let's us have great time, honey.
Angry Guy: Baby, I would love for us to meet over lunch and I give you a present. Maybe at a sushi restaurant?
Me: I do not meet customers offline. Now, let's have fun and you can get off.
Angry Guy: Geez, you do not want to meet me? You act like I am going to rape you. Look, those are just fantasies. Not all men want to rape women, sweetheart. You are so young and I can teach you the ways of love.( He never talked about rapeplay before)
Me: WTF!
Angry Guy: Listen, bitch, you are playing fucking games with my mind and I do not like it.
Me: :(
Angry Guy: Listen, cunt, if you do not meet for lunch in Whittier, CA and wear a Japanese school uniform. Then I am going to cut off my money to you.
And he was permanently ban :) Seriously, who is going to meet a guy after he calls you out of your name and talks about rape?
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Originally Posted by
DonaDiabla
This is from one of my regulars that I had to cut off:
Angry Guy: Look, I am sick of just seeing you on cam and kik. I need to feel your real body.
Me: Sorry, honey, I am into the online experience. Let's us have great time, honey.
Angry Guy: Baby, I would love for us to meet over lunch and I give you a present. Maybe at a sushi restaurant?
Me: I do not meet customers offline. Now, let's have fun and you can get off.
Angry Guy: Geez, you do not want to meet me? You act like I am going to rape you. Look, those are just fantasies. Not all men want to rape women, sweetheart. You are so young and I can teach you the ways of love.( He never talked about rapeplay before)
Me: WTF!
Angry Guy: Listen, bitch, you are playing fucking games with my mind and I do not like it.
Me: :(
Angry Guy: Listen, cunt, if you do not meet for lunch in Whittier, CA and wear a Japanese school uniform. Then I am going to cut off my money to you.
And he was permanently ban :) Seriously, who is going to meet a guy after he calls you out of your name and talks about rape?
Omg! Whittier? Seriously? Whittier is #MurderVille
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Girl, you are so right! Plus, who in their right mind would drive to Whittier with a school girl uniform on? That is a Discovery ID show waiting to happen :)
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Glamourmilf
Omg! Whittier? Seriously? Whittier is #MurderVille
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Originally Posted by
DonaDiabla
Girl, you are so right! Plus, who in their right mind would drive to Whittier with a school girl uniform on? That is a Discovery ID show waiting to happen :)
Right? The first studio I worked at was near there. I only worked the day shift, because I was so freaked out by the area.
Luckily that only lasted a few weeks.
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He got pissed and turned on me when i said no to meeting haha
waveridr79: Damn I'd pay a lot of $$$$ for some time with u in real life
Damn
Looks like a fun ride
waveridr79: Unfortunate ur such a real bitch. And ACTUALLY u are no where near as good looking as some escorts. Ur fat
Peace out bitch
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Him: never fucked a black girl
Me: I assure you, black vaginas are no different.
Him: probably a bit more loose, but u probably suck dick better huh
Me: Are you saying that all black girls have loose pussies?
Him: is it not true
I really should have kicked/blocked him right then.
Him: u ever sucked dick to move up in life?
Me: No. Anyone asking me to suck their dick is not someone I want to work for.
Him: hmm black girls are usually the easiest
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
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Popping into pv and starting like this
him: give it to me!
me: huh?
him: I ll be deep inside you -> at this point, I m sure, there s no business in this.
me: are you sure in that?
*leaves*
and, I see "the light" again! :)
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FayeValentine
Him: never fucked a black girl
Me: I assure you, black vaginas are no different.
Him: probably a bit more loose, but u probably suck dick better huh
Me: Are you saying that all black girls have loose pussies?
Him: is it not true
I really should have kicked/blocked him right then.
Him: u ever sucked dick to move up in life?
Me: No. Anyone asking me to suck their dick is not someone I want to work for.
Him: hmm black girls are usually the easiest
BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
Ugh! How rude of him!
You have more patience than I do, because I block as soon as a stupid question is asked.
I worked the day shift today , because it dies down probably due to that convention.
I had so many abusive guys during my shift, it was unbelievable!.
I even had to tell those that asked for illegal things, that I'm turning them into the site. That the feds will be knocking at their door.
Jack offs!
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On LiveJasmin, besides the thousands of demanding freeloaders as Lora said, little shit gets into the room:
*Little Shit says* Show me that booty bb (I gotta tell how much I do HATE that "bb" thing)
*Me* Hii! You gotta tip before requesting anything
*Little Shit says* haha funny
*Me* Not more funny than you dear...
*Little Shit says* You're not all that lol!
Anyone else?
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Got this gem today on CMD:
Travis McCoy: hi hows it going
Part-time Hoe: Great, thanks! What are you in the mood for?
Travis McCoy: maybe some mutual masturbation
Part-time Hoe: Sure, please pay so we can play.
Travis McCoy: mind if i see u on cam first?
Part-time Hoe: I don't do preview. My ad said no preview. I have other shows to do. Do you want to play or not?
Travis McCoy: ill think about it. cuz i wanna hear your voice first
Part-time Hoe: I'll block you now so you won't to think about it.
** Online and in real life, I hate when anyone says 'I'll think about it' because that means 'NO' or you think you have the upper hand/power.
You have no power over me, I don't beg for shit!
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Marina Starr
** Online and in real life, I hate when anyone says 'I'll think about it' because that means 'NO' or you think you have the upper hand/power.
You have no power over me, I don't beg for shit!
I wish we were all united on this. That's what they need. Buh bye dumb fuck. They'd stop pulling their shit and act right.
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I want to make you cum! 'I'll think about it' = #saidnomenever unless they're imbecile broke losers!
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Mare
I wish we were all united on this. That's what they need. Buh bye dumb fuck. They'd stop pulling their shit and act right.
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Had a shitty day on cam then had some dipshit log on with this.
Hey BB Can we chill?
Me: Sure! Let's do it. (Thinking he was talking about online hopefully in private/exclusive)
Cool, what's your phone number?
Me: Wow. Fuck you asshole. You're blocked and reported.
NOT how I wanted to end my shift today.
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Him: I want to take you out and show you how a real man treats a woman.
Me: I dont date
Him: What? Aren't you finding a man on here?
Me: This is a sexy fantasy and I like to have fun online
Him: You Whore!!
Me: I could be your fantasy whore :)
Him: Maybe if I show you how big my dick is, you will go out with me.
Me: Not likely, but you could try. Why don't you take me private and show me that big dick of yours.
Him: My dick is so big!
Me: I can't believe you unless you show me
Him: OK, lets go
~ Of course, his dick was the size of my thumb! I got paid for his ego trip.~
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Originally Posted by
LizzyMe
Him: I want to take you out and show you how a real man treats a woman.
Me: I dont date
Him: What? Aren't you finding a man on here?
Me: This is a sexy fantasy and I like to have fun online
Him: You Whore!!
Me: I could be your fantasy whore :)
Him: Maybe if I show you how big my dick is, you will go out with me.
Me: Not likely, but you could try. Why don't you take me private and show me that big dick of yours.
Him: My dick is so big!
Me: I can't believe you unless you show me
Him: OK, lets go
~ Of course, his dick was the size of my thumb! I got paid for his ego trip.~
I ban instantly guys that call me whore/bitch/slut or whatever degrading names it is. Even if it's make they feel horny. Still make good $ with polite people, no need for that shit...
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CandiceS
I ban instantly guys that call me whore/bitch/slut or whatever degrading names it is. Even if it's make they feel horny. Still make good $ with polite people, no need for that shit...
I don't take this gig seriously. I am not offended that he called me a whore. This customer is a regular and he spends a lot of money on me. This is all part of the fantasy and role playing. In real life I would not tolerate that for one minute. I know my worth and I know I am not a whore. I also know where to draw the line when it comes to abusive talk. When it gets uncomfortable for ME, I always ban the customer from my room.
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LizzyMe
I don't take this gig seriously. I am not offended that he called me a whore. This customer is a regular and he spends a lot of money on me. This is all part of the fantasy and role playing. In real life I would not tolerate that for one minute. I know my worth and I know I am not a whore. I also know where to draw the line when it comes to abusive talk. When it gets uncomfortable for ME, I always ban the customer from my room.
Yeah, that's just how I feel you know? One thing is the guy say I am hot, or pretty. Other thing is the guy saying I am "a fucking hot slut". No fucking way I am taking that...I already have enough of society thinking about us as whores cause we are sex workers.