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stupid idiot *begs*
me: this is a pay to play site bb. let's go pvt!
stupid idiot: why?
OMF
This idiot requested me to bring something on camera for him to see i have that item & i asked for a tip to get up & look for the thing, previously he asked for a pair of socks i showed him cause they were handy but for this pair of specific shoes i had to dig deeper in my wardrobe in some shoe boxes & this would have taken me away cam view for a while, the idiot said i am begging for money, WHAT??!! he was begging, i was asking for a tip for his request, it's written in my room topic u moron! I blocked his sorry lame ass right away and showed middle finger on cam. Hate them beggars with attitude!
Flirt4Free, after a failure of an insanely cheap group
Nacho(something, I forgot the rest of the nickname): how are you baby
Me: disappointed actually
Nacho: oh why
Me: bc the group didn't gather despite the 10 cpm rate you all would get if pledged
Nacho: oh really
Me: (calculates, as if he was a primary schooler)
Nacho: I would go bb
Me: what the fuck stopped you twice when you ignored the group call?
Nacho: I didn't call it bb
Me (calls group)
nothing, WHAT A FUCKIN SURPRIZE, happens
Me: So what the hell is stopping you now, Mr I Would Pledge lol?
Nacho: lol
Nacho logs off
DAMN I HATE THEM I HATE MY STUPIDITY JUST GO AND DIE ALREADY!!!
How, HOW can they be THIS stupid, annoying, hopeless fucks?!
What is even worse, I believed that piece of a shit covered vomit!!!
GGGROARRRRR
I can handle "Where are you originally from?". "What ethnicity are you?" is fine. "Which country were your parents from?" even.
But for some reason, "What type of asian are you?", like I'm some sort of geological rock feature, makes me want to punch eye sockets.
That annoys me too and I'm not even Asian. I think it's because you can tell by how they pose the question that they have no concept of Asia to begin with, it reminds me of the guys who immediately have to know your cup size. You can tell they have no concept of bra sizing so it's like 'Why the fuck do you care so much?' Like I'm sure the guys who ask you that question couldn't even point to Cambodia on a map, let alone have probably ever even heard of Laos or Kyrgyzstan or Bhutan......
Guy types into my chat
"****Blahrandomscreenname just tipped $10.00****
Really dude. Just really.
STUPID annoying shit used to be like trolling insults and remarks or newbies to the sites that don't get it yet.... but now stupid annoying shit is literally ANY QUESTION. "How are you?"* he's not a payiing custie... "will you do X in private?" Also not a paying custie. I am 1" away from not even trying to sell anymore or communicate with the fucks at all
I was offered 5 whole tokens to not only look at, but draw a penis. That's when i decided it was time to log off cb for the day.
Him: Can I see your panties?
Me: For $3 Gold, I'll stand.
Him: Do you like black dick?
Me: Just staring at the screen.
Him: I have no sound. Type.
Me: Shaking my head no. I don't like this guy. I'm not typing to him.
Him: You look like a man.
Good comeback. My issue is not the comment he wrote, but that he should have come in and told me that he didn't have sound from the get-go. Don't ask me questions then when you see my mouth moving, tell me to type. First of all, I don't do anything when you bark orders at me. So..........fuck off. PS, I may look like a man, but I bet my dick is way bigger than his.
That mystifies me, too. It always goes:
Him: [question 1]
Me: [I answer out loud]
Him: [question 2]
Me: [I answer out loud]
Him: What are you saying, bb? I don't have sound.
Or worse...
Him: [question 1]
Me: [I answer out loud]
Him: bb, [question 1]
Me: [I answer out loud, again]
Him: bb, please answer me. [question 1] please type, no sound.
OMGWTF, why...? When you come in my room, it should be obvious that I'm talking out loud, and my hands are playing with my hair or my tits or something other than my keyboard, and I haven't typed a damn thing to anyone. Does he think I have psychic powers and know the status of his sound? Someday I'll stop being polite and start asking each and every one of these guys why they don't have headphones.
Waiting for a show on SM...
bigvic has logged on
bigvic: start doing something please
bigvic has been blocked.
http://i.giphy.com/11YdnfyG6qvuWk.gif
frankjones195: (tips me 1 token) can u say "hey stinky butt" and wink for me? would be cute
Me: *No reaction*
10 seconds later: (tips again 1 token) Can you hold your nose and wave with your hand in front of your face as if you smelled my stinky?
*kick and bans him*
Definitely the biggest wtf moment of this year in my cam career....Not even for 10k tokens i would do such an embarassing shit...omg I can't wait to be offline from wednesday on, go on my family trip and spend my cam money for christmas shopping and literally spoiling myself.
DUDE YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't give a fuck right this second, my anxiety is too damn high and I just can fucking NOT answer "how are you" for a fucking loser ass "customer" (customers consume in exchange for money, these are not those) one more time until after the new year.
I refuse. I'll let you all know how my "hru bb" strike goes.
I want to eat your ass and make sugar cookies (hilarious rather than annoying)
I want to pour hot sauce on your ass and make chili (aghhh)
Hi
*I smile and say hi back*
dude leaves
Hi baby
*i type hi*
dude leaves
Hello how are you?
*ignore*
dude leaves
whats up bb?
*stare into cam and smile*
dude leaves
omf I've banned like 20 freeloading linger-ers today that I thought I could squeeze a tip out of so I've been playing nice and letting them hang out..but lately they can't even keep the chat going. GTFOH BEAT IT!
Dude: Hey you have beautiful hair, a beautiful nose, beautiful eyes and a beautiful body!! You're just perfect!!
Me: Thanks!
Dude: Pm? :)
I knew that after so many compliments there's going to be a big disappointment. I banned him afterwards because one of my rules is "pm = 20 tokens". I don't wanna waste my time for free on such losers. And if I am not even worth 20 tokens they can fuck off.
On IM
Casualoo42: dammn u even have my dog horny over here
Me: Lovely, you greet me by segueing to bestiality. Hate to inform you but it's not that type of party.
Casualoo42 flees.
This guy keeps emailing me as soon as I log on to MFC asking if we can Skype. I have already explained to him that I don't do Skype while I am logged on to MFC unless otherwise specified as that is time I have set aside to be on cam and to build a fan base etc and asked him to give me some times that he would be available to do a show so that I can set something up with him, and he emails me back in a really condescending tone,
"im asking to pay u for a long show and good money ahead of time. at some point ull have to give me priority over camming as im a paying customer with legit session while camming is just tips based."
Actually I don't have to give you priority over anything and I won't give you priority over my regulars because you've never tipped or done anything to prove you are worthy of my time so like hell am I going to leave my room with people tipping to do an hour long Skype show that you already tried to have discounted. Bye.
tampaguy: get naked off the cam for me
ill go pvt
^^ I might add pretty much 100% of guys that say "if you _________ bb i'll go pvt"
neptunelive : I am looking for a very very intense session
neptunelive : almost sex
A***: sounds horrible.
Almost wtf...